Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[coffee drinker]

8 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

One of us is going to have to watch this show one of these days and report back. 

Toya is the Mom and Reginae is her daughter.  The daughter's Father is rapper Little Wayne.  Toya's ex-husband.

[Red Bridey]

Good night, my lovies. Type at you on Sunday!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I like going to the market plus MB doesn’t offer instacart. Or self-checkouts. They want the customer to have the human contact with the staff.

I can get Market Basket on Instacart here! AND Aldi, so I ping pong between the two. I do love Market Basket because way cheap plus every cashier aisle is open and they all have baggers. I hate self checkout. I do not work for this establishment! I don't want to ring up my own groceries! And self checkout at MB would be a catastrophe. Everyone who shops at mine has an overflowing cart, can you imagine being in the self checkout line behind a typical Market Basket shopper? 

Good night bunkies! Stay away from the pot roast and tattoo parlors. Do not give your felon boyfriend a key to your grandma's house. And vet your hairstylist carefully. Love you all, friends, have a great weekend!

[JenE4]

Oh, damn! I’m catching up on the first half. Kate wants her “pound of flesh” but Kayleigh already got Hunter’s pound of flesh with “hand jiggers.” 

 

Edited January 25 by JenE4

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola friends! A while back I was musing about all the odd coinages our incarcerated friends and those who love them come up with. So I drifted through some of the old threads in search of some. For your amusement, here are some of the best ones: 

We're "Inseparateable"

vanilla envelope

rondy-moo

dreams and aberrations

comfortility

gravel, as in "don't make me gravel!"

 favoritize, as in "I would never favoritize my prison boo over you!"

aminosity, as in "I don't want no aminosity"

exuberated, as in "I was exuberated"

eggotopic pregnancy

horrocious, as in "your cuticles are horrocious"

dredges, as in "we are the dredges of society"

Each and every one is delightful. I can't favoritize one!

[Gobi]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola friends! A while back I was musing about all the odd coinages our incarcerated friends and those who love them come up with. So I drifted through some of the old threads in search of some. For your amusement, here are some of the best ones: 

We're "Inseparateable"

vanilla envelope

rondy-moo

dreams and aberrations

comfortility

gravel, as in "don't make me gravel!"

 favoritize, as in "I would never favoritize my prison boo over you!"

aminosity, as in "I don't want no aminosity"

exuberated, as in "I was exuberated"

eggotopic pregnancy

horrocious, as in "your cuticles are horrocious"

dredges, as in "we are the dredges of society"

Each and every one is delightful. I can't favoritize one!

Use as many as possible whenever you’re conversating.

[Keywestclubkid]

putting myself first and saying I can't have no more pot roast ..... lets see how they wrap this mess up lol 

[Ladystardust]

Question: Do we think Garrett Lite broke up with Kailee because he's a prisoner with a conscience or does he have an angle? 

[Keywestclubkid]

9 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Question: Do we think Garrett Lite broke up with Kailee because he's a prisoner with a conscience or does he have an angle? 

it was a angle so he wouldnt get in trouble and have his parole put in jeopardy ... as per what that mini nugget of a lawyer suggested 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

it was a angle so he wouldnt get in trouble and have his parole put in jeopardy ... as per what that mini nugget of a lawyer suggested 

Ahh, must have nodded off during that part. I couldn't figure out why he would break up with her before bleeding her dry. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E08: Revenge Served Poolside

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Jakeema admits the truth to her father; the bond between Tia and Rob begins to fray; Savannah has mixed emotions about Bradly’s release and Kaleigh drops a bombshell.

Original air date 2025.01.31

[Pepper Mostly]

19 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

putting myself first and saying I can't have no more pot roast ..... lets see how they wrap this mess up lol 

That's OK, I smuggled you some muffins. 

16 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Question: Do we think Garrett Lite broke up with Kailee because he's a prisoner with a conscience or does he have an angle? 

Oh honey. You know the answer to that.

Hola, bunkies! Has everyone checked in with their PO?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I'm glad we're having this rondy-moo. I expect many of the folks on the show need to "Shimmer down!" tonight. 😁

[Auntie Anxiety]

They said we’re going to be shocked, SHOCKED, I say, by the finale. Don’t know about you all, but I stopped getting shocked about four seasons ago.

[Pepper Mostly]

Glad I tuned in early so I could catch a glimpse of the lovely refined Lindsay again. She's such a gem. 

[Gobi]

Season finale, shrimp Alfredo for everyone!

[OoogleEyes]

I've a cocktail in hand and I'm ready for some felonious happy endings

[PrincessPurrsALot]

9 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

it was a angle so he wouldnt get in trouble and have his parole put in jeopardy ... as per what that mini nugget of a lawyer suggested 

The pocket-sized pettifogger? Lilliputian legal eagle? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

20 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Question: Do we think Garrett Lite broke up with Kailee because he's a prisoner with a conscience or does he have an angle? 

He's probably scared of Kate!

[Keywestclubkid]

I literally went to a lawyers office today ... lol .. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Nic practiced that "Oh my God" in the mirror before his small screen premier. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kaleigh, sucks to be you, but when you make a pot roast for dogs……

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I literally went to a lawyers office today ... lol .. 

Did he have a piano? Did he favor you with a tune? 

[Keywestclubkid]

that poor woman sitting there hair wet and half did ... still makes me laugh 

[Ladystardust]

He's making the ex bullshit up, right? Was Kate an ex?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh Kayleigh, you bought your own ring. It never meant anything. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

The faces on Kaylie and her friends are amazing.  They need to sign up for their local repertory theatre stat!

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I literally went to a lawyers office today ... lol .. 

Please describe the hair and outfit in detail.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kayleigh, can;’t you tell that he was madly in love with you and this break up is hurting him more than you? No?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kaleigh, sucks to be you, but when you make a pot roast for dogs……

Make pot roast in haste, have heartburn at leisure!

[kacesq]

Good evening bunkies! Happy to be here tonite, been a long ass week.

[Gobi]

The biggest con in LDL history.

I just hope it doesn't involve a pencil outline.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Did he have a piano? Did he favor you with a tune? 

are they even a real lawyer if they dont have a random piano in their office?

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Season finale, shrimp Alfredo for everyone!

Wearing my best ombre wig and lashes.  Had to remove the nail daggers as they caused a bit of a kerfuffle in the bathroom.

[JenE4]

Kaleigh, girl, your shift’s not over! Maybe your work bestie can finish up your other bestie’s haircut. Go home and unwind with a pot roast. You deserve it, hon.

[Keywestclubkid]

ok here we go I am prepared to be shocked SHOCKED I tell you ... they better deliver 

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I literally went to a lawyers office today ... lol .. 

Which LAL legal eagle did your lawyer resemble most?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

The biggest con in LDL history.

I just hope it doesn't involve a pencil outline.

I'm sure more than a few cons were a bit generous when drawing outlines of their junk.  Pencil slipped and added both length and girth. 

[kacesq]

Poor Kayleigh.

[Gobi]

She wants to Bone Ami. Thanks, I'll be here all night.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Only three minutes in and you guys are already killing it. I’m roaring!

[Keywestclubkid]

well atleast her hair is dry now 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Good evening bunkies! Happy to be here tonite, been a long ass week.

It rained all goddam day today. I need a little prison sunshine tonight 

[Empress1]

I would be like “can somebody finish my hair?”

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I expect to be startled, not shocked. 

[Pepper Mostly]

So, who's minding the store while Kayleigh has a meltdown in the alley?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

It rained all goddam day today. I need a little prison sunshine tonight 

Here too, but better rain than snow, says a not-so-hardy New Englander.

Edited February 1 by Auntie Anxiety

[Keywestclubkid]

wait did she get her hair finished? 

[Empress1]

She’s driving her undone client home?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

are they even a real lawyer if they dont have a random piano in their office?

Not in my book.