Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

Rob is really pulling out all the stops for this performance. Give him his Emmy now. 

[Keywestclubkid]

no lie I kind am living for her caftan 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Butbutbut your daughter loves him!!!!

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

They don’t even look done! Why are they so pale?

They were probably microwaved. 🙀

[OoogleEyes]

One hour?  

So be it! See you bitches next week!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

no lie I kind am living for her caftan 

IKNR? I didn't hear a thing they said.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Three to six months, or a year, or maybe fifteen minutes, I don't know"

Why would she ever think he was lying? 🙄

[JenE4]

Alright, bunkies. To show my devotion, I’m going to make you all some Love After Lockup surf and turf: pot roast and shrimp Alfredo. Happy holidays to you all!

[MagicEyes]

I'm going to a cool antique store tomorrow. I don't have any money to spend, but it will still be fun. If I see anything weird, I'll take photos. 

[Eldemarge]

Things my man has not said to me:  "Watch your attitude!" and "You don't TRUST ME???"   Thank God.

Oh, I guess we're back to an hour show now instead of 1.5 hours?  My Friday joy has been cut short!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

no lie I kind am living for her caftan 

Oh my god @Keywestclubkid I was just thinking that! 

[MagicEyes]

Which is worst: pale chicken nuggets or mushy pot roast? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have a happy holiday, fellow merrymakers. Don’t get into any fights with your family, b it bring your brass knuckles just in case someone starts hassling you. Back on Sunday for more of this insanity. Hugs and kisses. Toodles.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Butbutbut your daughter loves him!!!!

That poor child will be heartbroken. 

[Maybeitsme]

Okay then, until next time 

Later gators

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Which is worst: pale chicken nuggets or mushy pot roast? 

Yes.

[Empress1]

I kind of like Tia?

[Gobi]

Till next time. Get roasted on pot if you want.

[Eldemarge]

Bye guys! Have a resourceful weekend!  Do not get any bad tattoos after you catfish a "hot" prisoner, either.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Have a happy holiday, fellow merrymakers. Don’t get into any fights with your family, b it bring your brass knuckles just in case someone starts hassling you. Back on Sunday for more of this insanity. Hugs and kisses. Toodles.

Don't worry. If anyone acts up, I'll knock their puss ass out!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Have a happy holiday, fellow merrymakers. Don’t get into any fights with your family, b it bring your brass knuckles just in case someone starts hassling you. Back on Sunday for more of this insanity. Hugs and kisses. Toodles.

Nah, I pack a wooden spoon. I prefer to be loved and feared in equal measure. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Till next time. Get roasted on pot if you want.

Just pace yourselves. Don't have a gummy weed attack. 

Have a great weekend, bunkies. Love you all, MWAH!

[Andyourlittledog2]

2 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I need a new show! I'm all caught up on Death in Paradise. I'm watching Shetland but its so gloomy and I can't get a sense of the characters. All Perez does is furrow his brows and look concerned. I'm also watching Dalziel and Pascoe, its pretty enjoyable, but I'd like something with a woman protagonist. I loved No Offence and Scott and Bailey, for example. Any suggestions? The weather's going to be shit and I'll have the house to myself all weekend, so I would love to flake on the couch and binge something good. Doing lots of murder mysteries/police procedurals,  all British, don't like the American ones. 

Annika.  The Bay. Hidden. Unforgotten.

If you don't mind foreign detective shows with subtitles, there are loads of good ones.

Thou Shalt Not Kill.  Luna and Sophie.  The Nordic Murders.  The Bridge (Swedish /Danish and French/English versions). Murder in Sweden. Before We Die.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E03: Cruel Intentions

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Jakeema grows suspicious when Donny goes missing; Tia's confession breaks her grandmother's heart.

Original air date 2024.12.27

[Keywestclubkid]

as the smell of the dinner  I have in the oven wafts through the air and I sit here waiting to find out if my prison love will be shacking up with some stranger for 30 days or 4 to 6 months I give thanks to this holiday season and these train wrecks of mess .

 

wait thats the ding of the oven .... Pot Roast anyone? 

 

lets get this new episode started 

[OoogleEyes]

I want to be part of the business adventures of an ex-con. A power couple!

I'm crawling out of the hole for some Friday Night Felons.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am sure every one of these felons is telling the truth at all times. I am so in love with all of them that I am planning multiple weddings. Now where's my edible arrangement and 2 carat diamond ring? 

[Pepper Mostly]

19 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wait thats the ding of the oven .... Pot Roast anyone? 

 

lets get this new episode started 

Oooh, is that your special pot roast? Is there enough for everyone? I hope you didn't have to rearrange your schedule to make it! 

Here we sit, bunkies. In that nether period between Christmas and New Year, when we are all stuffed full of cheese and don't know what day it is. I hope everyone's holidays are proving to be if not enjoyable, at least manageable. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If anyone wants to contribute to my Brazilian Butt Lift surgery fund, you can send your donation to GoConMe.com.

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Why do you love him? Real answer: Because you told me that I need to say that.  I hate it when these women tell their children they should love some guy they barely know. 

[Eldemarge]

Hi all! I've been re-watching Season 2 and I really hate love-triangle Michael!  What a loser and to have these women fighting over him??  For what??

Anyways...  Let's get this party started!  I need to eat a vegetable.

[Gobi]

I hope everyone enjoyed their prison recipe Christmas cake!

Let the lunacy begin!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t be fucking lying.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Hi all! I've been re-watching Season 2 and I really hate love-triangle Michael!  What a loser and to have these women fighting over him??  For what??

Anyways...  Let's get this party started!  I need to eat a vegetable.

Michael has the😈🍆and the fivehead. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Hi all! I've been re-watching Season 2 and I really hate love-triangle Michael!  What a loser and to have these women fighting over him??  For what??

Anyways...  Let's get this party started!  I need to eat a vegetable.

Oh, Michael? Its because he's so smooth! A silver tongued devil! Who could resist his sexy mumble? "Is you ovulatin'?" Swoon! 

I have been so sick I have been constitutionally unable to eat a vegetable. Peeling a banana is too much work. Last night I managed to eat some applesauce, that was about as close as I could get. 

[Gobi]

If I was dating a convict, I'd be surprised to find out they were not lying.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t be fucking lying.

I need that on a t-shirt 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia won’t be lied to, y’all. She’ll allow everything else though.

[Pepper Mostly]

She will NOT be lied to! That is why she chose a convicted felon to hang her hopes on. They're so trustworthy. You know, like Boy Scouts. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I love she committed  to old school braces and didnt go invisiline 

Edited December 28, 2024 by Keywestclubkid

[PrincessPurrsALot]

We did not need a close up on those shorts. They're define painted on. I assume she oiled up to get into them. 

Edited December 31, 2024 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Gobi]

Why do so many people on this show look like they are prepping to be on My 600lb Life?

[WaltersHair]

I finally watched Inventing Anna on Netflix. This show has RUINED any prison cell conversations real or imagined for me forever.

[Keywestclubkid]

subleasing from prison ... thats some trust lol 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We did not need a close up on those shorts. They define painted on. I assume she oiled up to get into them. 

They're so shiny! Shiny shiny shorts. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Statement that could apply to every con lover on this show: "I need therapy, for sure." 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Why do so many people on this show look like they are prepping to be on My 600lb Life?

That's next. 

[Empress1]

The look on her face when she said she needed therapy just made me so sad.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Since when can you get out of jail and go directly into living alone? I thought you needed a “sponsor” or some such shit.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We did not need a close up on those shorts. They define painted on. I assume she oiled up to get into them. 

Wouldn't they be uncomfortable? Like..sweaty?

[Keywestclubkid]

am I your number one girl.... lady you have a whole child of your own you dont need to be asking that to a grown ass man