Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[WaltersHair]

Jumping into freezing water can stop your heart. Just sayin

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa took a bath in white paint prior to the plunge.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Is she going to pet her hair this entire season?

Her hair is always there for her. She wants it to know she appreciates it. 

[OoogleEyes]

There are some nice beaches in Jersey 

[kacesq]

I still feel like Louie can do better than Melissa.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I'd say Louie's balls are wishing Louie was with Montana Millz on Team Balls and not plunging them into a very cold ocean. 

[JenE4]

Louie from Lakeland is literally on my exact beach!! Bradley Beach, Evergreen entrance! This is my road! I could have been there!!

[Eldemarge]

"I brought you some hot chocolate." "BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING ME A RIIIING????"   Girl, bye.  This desperation is so gross.

[pinche puta]

maybe finish paying for the new teeth and new nose before expecting louie to buy a fucking 2 karat diamond

[Auntie Anxiety]

This plot line is as old as the hills. One partner pressuring the other to get hitched. It’s a tired trope and has been for about 4 years now.

[Keywestclubkid]

That upper lip literally looking like a shelf on her face under her nose is ridiculous 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I still feel like Louie can do better than Melissa.

There's always Brenda, the warm hearted Applebee's waitress. She's waiting, with a fresh pot of coffee just brewed and an extra scoop of ice cream for his apple pie. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

There are so many horrible women on this show this year.  I'm rooting for the former inmates to leave their asses.

[pinche puta]

i hope daniel does as well as louie has. he seems like a decent dude 

[Keywestclubkid]

Bianca girl let the fucking coffee go 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca, Queen of Entitlement. “Daniel owes me.” 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

That upper lip literally looking like a shelf on her face under her nose is ridiculous 

The shadow it causes makes it look like she has a pencil mustache. 

[Gobi]

This relationship is not good to the last drop.

[Eldemarge]

Bitch needs to parole to a hair salon and get that stringy nest of seaweed cut.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The shadow it causes makes it look like she has a pencil mustache. 

I was trying to be kind but .. exactly 

[pinche puta]

i feel like daniel owes me something? i feel like he owes you a fuck you and that’s about it, but go on

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There's always Brenda, the warm hearted Applebee's waitress. She's waiting, with a fresh pot of coffee just brewed and an extra scoop of ice cream for his apple pie. 

Right! I hope her kids are doing well this school year. Middle school is always tough.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

"I brought you some hot chocolate." "BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING ME A RIIIING????"   Girl, bye.  This desperation is so gross.

She went to the Darcy School of Subtlety.

[kacesq]

They didn’t let you in? In your super professional crop top??

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Bianca girl let the fucking coffee go 

She will NEVER. She's going to throw his past in his face at every opportunity, while reminding him what an angel on earth she is. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh noes, princess wasn't allowed into the parole office. Trust me, she is better off if they don't meet her. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I'd say Louie's balls are wishing Louie was with Montana Millz on Team Balls and not plunging them into a very cold ocean. 

SHRINKAGE 

[Keywestclubkid]

What the fuck is this beetlejuice pants she’s got on .. 

[pinche puta]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Louie from Lakeland is literally on my exact beach!! Bradley Beach, Evergreen entrance! This is my road! I could have been there!!

how long have you been in bradley beach? my ex was born and raised there and i believe he still lives there. he’s near vic’s 😁

[Elizzikra]

You know you're tough to live with when your ex-con would rather go to a halfway house.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She will NEVER. She's going to throw his past in his face at every opportunity, while reminding him what an angel on earth she is. 

Which will then lead her to her rationalization of drinking in front of Daniel, because of all the things she’s done foe him, she deserves it!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

What the fuck is this beetlejuice pants she’s got on .. 

I was thinking they were from Temu's circus tent collection.

Just now, Elizzikra said:

You know you're tough to live with when your ex-con would rather go to a halfway house.

At least at the halfway house, no one will get pissy claiming he owes them a cup of coffee. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Louie has hung in there longer than I would have thought.  Maybe there is hope for Daniel.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Right! I hope her kids are doing well this school year. Middle school is always tough.

Ruby's always been a good student, but Buck has always been a firecracker. Luckily he started playing the banjo in his grandpa's bluegrass band and has discovered a love for traditional music. Its really helped him focus. 

[Gobi]

Daniel fears it's a bottomless cup of coffee and he'll be stuck refilling it forever.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Daniel fears it's a bottomless cup of coffee and he'll be stuck refilling it forever.

Sisyphus for the 21st century. 

[Red Bridey]

Completely lost track of time. I'm never gonna catch up! Hello, my peeps! Can't wait to fall in love with Louie the Heartthrob of Lakeland!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I was at the pharmacy today. An elderly woman drove her Lexus up on the curb at high speed. She didn't just take part of the curb. She went about 50 feet down the curb with the exhaust hanging off. She took a hunk of curb with her. Lot of police action. She was okay, but you really have to question how she did that. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Daniel fears it's a bottomless cup of coffee and he'll be stuck refilling it forever.

He’s a modern day Sisyphus.

[Eldemarge]

Z, you can say whatever you want to the cameras, we are NOT going to be on your side.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Daniel fears it's a bottomless cup of coffee and he'll be stuck refilling it forever.

And he will, metaphorically.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Zeruiah used the extra big makeup trowel for this part of the episode.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I was at the pharmacy today. An elderly woman drove her Lexus up on the curb at high speed. She didn't just take part of the curb. She went about 50 feet down the curb with the exhaust hanging off. She took a hunk of curb with her. Lot of police action. She was okay, but you really have to question how she did that. 

Lifetime of practice?

[pinche puta]

cannot stand z. YOU DIDNT TELL HIM FOR TWO MONTHS! are your trust issues that no one else trusts you bc you hide shit from them and cheat on them?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sisyphus for the 21st century. 

We think alike, sister!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I was at the pharmacy today. An elderly woman drove her Lexus up on the curb at high speed. She didn't just take part of the curb. She went about 50 feet down the curb with the exhaust hanging off. She took a hunk of curb with her. Lot of police action. She was okay, but you really have to question how she did that. 

Maybe she was picking up a prescription at the pharmacy!

[pinche puta]

is this gentleman wearing underpants as a hat?

[Gobi]

Troy and Trey's friendship is truy.

[Keywestclubkid]

Well we see he’s like his mama and likes the weed .. :)

[PrincessPurrsALot]

For a moment there I thought Troy had a penis tattoo on his chest. I think it's an arm. 

Edited October 12 by PrincessPurrsALot