Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[For Cereals]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Is there a MAN Shelter in town where she can go adopt a better man?? 

Like that Rick and Morty with all the Jerrys.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Did they deposit that $7,000 that Kim's dad loaned them?  That would not be good...

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Is there a MAN Shelter in town where she can go adopt a better man?? 

Why is this not a real thing? 

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Is Joey doing drugs or cheating? Or both? Aren't there any better men in rural North Carolina? 

He’s not even that cute. I don’t see what the fuss is about unless there’s nobody else.

(I’m late, starting in the middle.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

The kid who may or may not be Joey’s says a prayer every night, asking that they have no genes in common.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Is there a MAN Shelter in town where she can go adopt a better man?? 

She can't find a better man!!!!!!!!

[For Cereals]

Just now, Empress1 said:

He’s not even that cute. I don’t see what the fuss is about unless there’s nobody else.

(I’m late, starting in the middle.)

FIFY

[mytmo]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The kid who may or may not be Joey’s says a prayer every night, asking that they have no genes in common.

Dead

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Seems like Joey is the local Lothario, the only dick in town. Apparently every woman there has had a ride.

The pickings in Crapville North Carolina must be slim indeed. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Why is this not a real thing? 

Well, in this show, it's called "prison."  Adopt-an-inmate with a few letters and money on the books.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Seems like Donna had a few too many.

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Is there a MAN Shelter in town where she can go adopt a better man?? 

I mean, isn’t that literally what she did? Found a caged man that looked cute and adopted him. She didn’t know he’d be peeing all over her carpet and chewing up her belongings.

[Pepper Mostly]

ALL of the mothers on this show are crackerjacks, for real. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Please, no close-ups of Melissa's new nose.  It's bad, really bad.

[Empress1]

Melissa’s nose looked better before.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Seems like Donna had a few too many.

Who wouldn't, in her shoes? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

For fuck’s sake Donna. Louie needs to live his own life. You are co-dependent and it’s not healthy for anyone.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Seems like Donna had a few too many.

She chugged that beer in two gulps. Mama Donna Can guzzle beer like a pro. 

[MagicEyes]

It's very hard to believe that she chose that nose, and that someone got paid to make her nose look like that. I'd want my money back!

[Empress1]

Donna: he is middle aged. Chill.

[Gobi]

Red Bank is a nice little town with a lot of good restaurants.

[Eldemarge]

MOM is proud of Louie.  Not Melissa.  And she didn't even need an 18K ring.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Who wouldn't, in her shoes? 

Good point.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Louie, she's not an emotional roller coaster. She's drunk. Very drunk. She's buying more sheets to turn to the wind. 

[mytmo]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

She chugged that beer in two gulps. Mama Donna Can guzzle beer like a pro. 

That was only the beer back. I’m sure there was a shot somewhere 

[Pepper Mostly]

 I like Louie. There, I said it. 

[Empress1]

Joey is chubbier than I thought he was.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey is calling his dealer. The rim store is the front; the drugs are in the back.

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

It's very hard to believe that she chose that nose, and that someone got paid to make her nose look like that. I'd want my money back!

Sarper chose it for her.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, mytmo said:

That was only the beer back. I’m sure there was a shot somewhere 

Several. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Joey is chubbier than I thought he was.

I think he's put on a little weight after he got out. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 I like Louie. There, I said it. 

I like him too. Nice guy, hard worker. Terrible taste in women though.

[MagicEyes]

The purple eye shadow is a choice. 

[JenE4]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Please, no close-ups of Melissa's new nose.  It's bad, really bad.

It’s even a different color than the rest of her face. I think the tissue is dying.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

The purple eye shadow is a choice. 

A BOLD choice. 

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Joey is chubbier than I thought he was.

He’s got child birthing hips

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim, you know the answer to that question already.

[Eldemarge]

YES HE IS DOING DRUGS.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Joey is chubbier than I thought he was.

He's got wide hips.

[WaltersHair]

Joey is exhausted from all that banking and shopping.

[Gobi]

"Do you think he's doing drugs?"

"Do you think water is wet?"

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm praying he's not doing drugs"

"I just don't want to believe he's doing drugs"

Girls. He is TOTALLY doing drugs. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So you hook up with a guy who has spent most of his adult life in prison because of drugs, you shove him into an insta family, and you expect him to have somehow miraculously grown up. Do you think he's doing drugs? 

He is doing all of the drugs. All of them. 

Edited 16 hours ago by PrincessPurrsALot

[Auntie Anxiety]

I smell an intervention coming. Memo to Kim: He’s on drugs again.

[Pepper Mostly]

KIMBERLY FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU HAVE KIDS AND IT IS YOUR JOB TO PROTECT THEM LOSE THIS FUCKER WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

The purple eye shadow is a choice. 

You think she’s getting her colors done at Truvy’s (Steel Magnolias) or Cousin Tatum’s?

[Eldemarge]

I am now inspired to go get some eye blobs to put under my eyes since I'm just chilling out here with my cat on a Friday!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I smell an intervention coming. Memo to Kim: He’s on drugs again.

"Joey, your family loves you like crazy.  They have letters they want to read to you."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I was using Clinique eyeshadow stick in dark brown. The makeup fell out of the tube. Foster cat sat on it and smeared it all over his ample butt. He then tracked it through the house. Yes, it looked like there were shiny shit stains on everything. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I am now inspired to go get some eye blobs to put under my eyes since I'm just chilling out here with my cat on a Friday!

Z has already influenced one of us!  She is a natural influencer!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Well Z, maybe you could grow up and be civil to his baby mama.