Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

I will forever curse the Kardashians for giving us generations of women who do the fake baby uptalk. One of the interminable political ads airing here has an OB/GYN who sounds like Bianca here. Ugh.

[Gobi]

"Why are these photos stuck together?"

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

God forbid he just get a job.

If he gets a job then Z can't watch him 24 hours a day. These women want a pet, not a partner. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, mytmo said:

It’s the devil!

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Pickle juice helps with rehydration & to prevent cramping after strenuous exercise. They offer it at fitness events/rides/races I’ve done. Love a pickle shot!

My son would eat the pickles and then save the juice in the jar. He took many swigs from those jars.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Can we go for a walk? There's a bar only half a mile away"

[JenE4]

Daniel is pouring her coffee and spilling it!! I feel like there’s a metaphor here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel, don’t be stupid. She’s not for you.

[Empress1]

Compromise on proposing?! Boy, what? Do you actually WANT to marry her?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I don’t understand pickleback shots but I would totally drink pickle juice just because 

It's also good for hangovers

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s have a fight about hand holding. Yeah, this relationship is going to work out. Promise.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, now she's bellyaching about how he's holding her hand? There is no pleasing this little crab? 

[Empress1]

What is even going on? How did they get here?

[Maybeitsme]

Did I miss something? What is happening?

[mytmo]

My friend swears by pickle juice to treat heartburn

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca, he’s walking to the local cafe to buy you a cup of coffee.

[OoogleEyes]

Prison totally fucks with your mind. This little girl has no fucking idea. It's all about her.

[For Cereals]

I just want to walk up behind her and give her one of those straight across TikTok hair trims…that mess is so stringy

Edited Saturday at 12:43 AM by For Cereals

[Gobi]

Calm down, Binaca, relax and have a drink.

Edited Saturday at 10:06 AM by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

DON'T DO IT LOUIE! 

Seriously. Take the new teeth and run. Think of Brenda. Do it for all of us. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Hm, he was in prison, and now he's in a very open area with a whining woman who wants to cling to him. Could it be that he is still working on feeling safe with physical closeness? Could it be that he is still on alert, as if he is in the yard? Could he be F'ing healing from the trauma from prison, you vacuous waste of flesh? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

With a few exceptions,  I really don't want these couples to make it.  They need to break up BEFORE they get married or have kids.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, now she's bellyaching about how he's holding her hand? There is no pleasing this little crab? 

A guy I dated last year actually asked me how I preferred to hold hands, and I do have a preference - I like the interwoven fingers. But I didn’t yell at him about it!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Did I miss something? What is happening?

Bianca. Bianca happened. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

7 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Zariah seems to have had a long-standing relationship with this psychic. I don’t think God (or Satan?) burned down the house. Guess that’s fire explanation #3—an accidental electrical smiting of some sort.

Do you think the insurance policy covers devil arson?

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I just want to walk up behind her and give her one of those straight across TikTok hair trims…that mess is so stringy

There was not one other living thing in wherever they were. I'd be spooked too!

[Red Bridey]

Daniel is TELLING her why he's upset and she REFUSES to listen or hear or show any kind of empathy and makes it all about her. She is the most self absorbed woman on this particular show. Wait: there's Juju. And Zeruaiah. And Britney. So maybe not the most.

[mytmo]

Leg day!

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I just want to walk up behind her and give her one of those straight across TikTok hair trims…that mess is so stringy

Her hair needs shape. It’s so lank and lifeless. I maintain that some layers would make it look fuller.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Empress1 said:

A guy I dated last year actually asked me how I preferred to hold hands, and I do have a preference - I like the interwoven fingers. But I didn’t yell at him about it!

I don't like to hold hands when walking. It tends to throw me off balance. Years ago, I explained this to someone I was dating. It was winter in Chicago, so very icy. They hold my hand. I fall and sprain my wrist. They whine about it for weeks. Not surprisingly, I ended that relationship. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do you think the insurance policy covers devil arson?

The policy is void if the investigation finds any traces of brimstone.

[Empress1]

Melissa’s nose legit looked better before.

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s a Louie and Melissa retrospective. 

[Red Bridey]

Oh, Louie, getting engaged will not stop the arguing! Find Brenda. She's good-hearted and will love you for you!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey is quite articulate. Does anyone know what he is saying?

[Pepper Mostly]

"Joey's outside and he's really mad! Oh well, shame to let these mozzarella sticks go to waste...."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Joey, while I agree she is an idiot that needs to clear this up, you're not paying on a house because you have no money. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey and I’s relationship. Grammar is dead, folks.

[littlebennysmom]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Her hair needs shape. It’s so lank and lifeless. I maintain that some layers would make it look fuller.

It needs shampoo for God's sake.  She probably smells like a horse blanket.  Stanky AND janky.

[Empress1]

“I’m worried that my husband will derail my relationship with my fiancé.” GIRL SHUT UP DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s a Louie and Melissa retrospective. 

Misty water color memories🎶

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca breaks out her flask and has a few gulps to calm her nerves.

[littlebennysmom]

I think everyone needs a reminder that THIS is the hottest thing going in Podunk, USA.

[JenE4]

They still didn’t take this paternity test?! They could have gotten on Maury by now.

[mytmo]

He has such dead eyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, littlebennysmom said:

I think everyone needs a reminder that THIS is the hottest thing going in Podunk, USA.

And when he whistles, <swoon>. Ask Tatum.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Joey always looks like he's been touched up by AI. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

They still didn’t take this paternity test?! They could have gotten on Maury by now.

Wasn't Angela on Maury?

[Empress1]

Does Z’s makeup look greenish?

[OoogleEyes]

Her mom is beautiful