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Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT


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1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

They are pimping these dresses with the leg slit .. is that not right now in the prison wedding scene? Is it the fashionable option for the felon on the go? 

That's it. We're starting a fashion brand for felons! Fake Gucci pants. OTT wedding dresses. Glue on nails. Extra long lashes. Everything we can make skin tight even tighter. 

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1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

That's it. We're starting a fashion brand for felons! Fake Gucci pants. OTT wedding dresses. Glue on nails. Extra long lashes. Everything we can make skin tight even tighter. 

I’m in!  Can we just relabel Temu like the broker housewives do?

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2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Do an elopement"?? Why does this foolish woman not say "get married"? 

I'm not sure that these idiots understand that eloping is the same as getting married. More people have simple ceremonies than big, splashy ones. The stupid, it hurts. 

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2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

That's it. We're starting a fashion brand for felons! Fake Gucci pants. OTT wedding dresses. Glue on nails. Extra long lashes. Everything we can make skin tight even tighter. 

Titty T-shirts are a big hit.

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1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Good idea to check with the parole officer. Sounds like this plan might not work out no matter what dress you get.

Oh, the gang in the Sharp writers room think we're all panting to see these sweet young things trying on endless array of ugly wedding dresses. Oh, and with "the head thing". They think we're sitting here dabbing our eyes and smiling wistfully. 

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Have a great weekend, snark buddies. And when in doubt, have a cocktail or six. It will help you think clearly. If anyone wants to serve me coffee tomorrow morning, send me a private message. Love you lots! Ciao.

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5 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

That's it. We're starting a fashion brand for felons! Fake Gucci pants. OTT wedding dresses. Glue on nails. Extra long lashes. Everything we can make skin tight even tighter. 

Lime green wigs! Matching jumpsuits! 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Titty T-shirts are a big hit.

And muppet coats! Eight inch heels! Booty shorts! TANK TOPS!

Don't anyone breathe a word to Chance! He could scoop us. 

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Hola bunkies! I'm exhausted after a very rough few weeks,  but back in my own house again and THANKFUL. Bathroom not completely done yet, the electricians come in on Tuesday, but the plumbing is functioning and the painters finished up today. We got my mother home from rehab and my brothers and I are trying to work out what services we can get in place and how to make sure there's someone there all the time without draining her resources too fast. My older brother who I haven't seen or spoken to in decades is still a complete and unmitigated asshole. Even my husband, the kindest and most forbearing of men, has been pushed to the edge after two days in his company. Mom's very confused and seems to be going downhill. She's home but keeps saying "I really want to go home" "You are home, Mom" "Am I? It looks different" and so on. I scrubbed her house from top to bottom and I was sick the whole time. I am SO GRATEFUL to be back home! And the new bathroom? is BEAUTIFUL. I'm shopping for medicine cabinets and toilet paper holders and shower rods. I have to scrub my house from top to bottom now because three weeks of tradesmen takes its toll. But I spent $150 on cleaning supplies at Target today and tomorrow I will be rolling up my sleeves! 

So, what's your story, peeps? How's everyone's week been? Anyone deserve a ring? Anyone punch any holes in the wall? Or have too many vodka crans? 

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1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Hi Bunkies!  I could use a few vodka cranberries to get through this show.  Unfortunately all I have is some left over Halloween candy.  I'll have to make it work.

My husband bought the candy this year--way too much, of course. And thank the lord he got all stuff I don't like. I ate like a ravening beast while at my mother's house, I need salad and plenty of it. 

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Joey, RUN. Brenda is waiting for you! 

And Melissa tips her hand. "When he was in prison I was his top priority". Girl. He was in PRISON. He didn't have anything else to do. Plus he thought maybe she'd spring for some new choppers. 

Aaaaaaand Bianca refuses to get Daniel a glass of water. She will never let him live that cup of coffee down. 

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Someone ask Bianca when was the last time she went a day without drinking. I really intensely dislike her.

So much entitlement.

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I need a gummi to deal with this woman lol 

Share with the class!

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