Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

You all know that I simply cannot stand men wearing tank tops.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

This is on our list…

Same. I'm old now. I want to make sure my son gets my house when I shuffle off. 

[Gobi]

"I have a perfect idea in my head of Daniel as a partner and drinking buddy."

[For Cereals]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Whatever happened to his tour schedule? His recording sessions? 

Manhatt-en Barbie, new baby…

[Keywestclubkid]

Starting to see red flags? Starting? 

[MagicEyes]

Daniel has seen the red flags, but like everyone else on this show, he will continue to completely ignore all of them. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Daniel: I hate fighting with Bianca

Pepper Mostly: You'd better learn to love it, son, because your future will consist of NOTHING else. 

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Whatever happened to his tour schedule? His recording sessions? 

At this point he should just go The Von Trapp Family direction.

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Whatever happened to his tour schedule? His recording sessions? 

At this point he should just go The Von Trapp Family direction.

[OoogleEyes]

She is a forest of red flags, dude 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I have a perfect idea in my head of Daniel as a partner and drinking buddy."

Who makes a mean cup of coffee

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Whatever happened to his tour schedule? His recording sessions? 

Juju needing to accompany him on tour because ALL of the ladies would be throwing themselves at Montana Millz! 

[kacesq]

Such a shame, Bianca that none of this was foreseeable…being alone and all in a new place.

this cousin is doing too much work. Go away.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca didn’t think about anything not having friends in the area.

[MagicEyes]

Daniel needs to find someone else for relationship advice. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

She is a forest of red flags, dude 

On fire 

[Pepper Mostly]

Cousin Daniel, Relationship Expert. And psychic. 

[Maybeitsme]

She's lashing out now!

Cut your losses and move on

 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bianca didn’t think about anything not having friends in the area.

Bless her heart, it just never goes well when she tries to think. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bianca didn’t think about anything not having friends in the area.

Oh come on. Somehow I feel that Bianca is not a girl who makes friends easily. Or at all. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bianca has more red flags than a military parade in China. 

[Eldemarge]

Does 'foreplay' mean 'I need to get wasted before we have sex?'

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

On fire 

And hurtling off a cliff. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Cousin Daniel, Relationship Expert. And psychic. 

I was waiting for him to say, “she might try to sleep with me.”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Bless her heart, it just never goes well when she tries to think. 

It makes her puzzler hurt. 

[Gobi]

Side effects include cannibalism.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, For Cereals said:

I was waiting for him to say, “she might try to sleep with me.”

And his penis could fall into her vagina. Completely by accident of course. And after sufficient foreplay.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Cousin Daniel, Relationship Expert. And psychic. 

Yet not a mathematician. I think he lowballed the drink count. I doubt Bianca even notices the first three drinks. That's the appetizer before the next twelve. 

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh come on. Somehow I feel that Bianca is not a girl who makes friends easily. Or at all. 

I'm sure she has friends, that is, as long as she's paying for drinks. 

[MagicEyes]

She's going to buy this dress, isn't she? 

[Keywestclubkid]

You called once and didn’t leave a VM

 

well I tried … 

 

really? Really that’s trying?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t think Pnina Porney would like the dress.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I was waiting for him to say, “she might try to sleep with me.”

I could totally see him trying to get with Bianca.

[kacesq]

Did she not tell the consultant her budget? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Why doesn't Brittany go to Macy's and get a nice cocktail dress? Hahahaha, I kill me. 

[Keywestclubkid]

They are pimping these dresses with the leg slit .. is that hot right now in the prison wedding scene? Is it the fashionable option for the felon on the go? 

Edited October 26 by Keywestclubkid

[Empress1]

Why is Brittany in a fancy shop with a low (relative) budget? Go to Macy’s!

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t think Pnina Porney would like the dress.

I watched a lot of Bridezillas, and those dresses are burned into my brain. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Yet another smart friend asking the logical questions that Brit and Kerok should ask. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Why doesn't Brittany go to Macy's and get a nice cocktail dress? Hahahaha, I kill me. 

Jinx!

[kacesq]

Elopement vibes? It’s a wedding dress. And now we’re adding a veil? Yup, total elopement vibes.

[Maybeitsme]

Well what a novel idea, checking with the authorities first 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

She's going to buy this dress, isn't she? 

Oh, they never buy the dresses they try on. 

[OoogleEyes]

Is an elopement dress a thing? 

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Did she not tell the consultant her budget? 

She assumed it was $600

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I could totally see him trying to get with Bianca.

Or the other way around. 

[kacesq]

Defraud them. Defraud them. Not Fraud them 

oh wow, the state of Texas won’t be bamboozled by this excellent plan? Shocker.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Do an elopement"?? Why does this foolish woman not say "get married"? 

[JenE4]

It’s not unheard of to have a quickie wedding and then have a big reception with guests at some point in the future. I don’t know why she thinks she needs a wedding gown to go down to the courthouse or whatever.

Good idea to check with the parole officer. Sounds like this plan might not work out no matter what dress you get.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Glad the PO cut to the chase. Obviously, Britney isn’t hearing any of it.

[For Cereals]

So we’re getting arson next week…

[MagicEyes]

Gotta go. I need a drink!