Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Ladystardust]

Dude. You broke a WALL because you were so upset. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"It isn't as easy as I want it to be". Well. Welcome to the real world, buddy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Blended families. Having a non-blended family is hard enough.

[JenE4]

Michael is pissed the kid broke a phone. You just broke a house!

[kacesq]

Justine reads all the articles and has all the words and phrases down pat.

Is her pregnancy high risk? God I hope they tell us.

Justine something tells me Michael won’t raise your kids. He barely pays attention to his bio kids. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I don't know, maybe it's just me having lived in New England before but "Vodka-Cran" is a Cape Codder and you can't tell me any different.  Shut up, Bianca.  

Ha, I was a bartender in undergrad and when I was learning all the drinks and saw “Cape Codder,” I was like “?” because I’d never heard it called that. It was just a vodka & cranberry.

[OoogleEyes]

"Tonight, I need to know one question.." 

 

[WaltersHair]

You guys, I took my sister and mom to The Home Store (TJ Maxx on steroids). I was surrounded by word art. THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

“We’re not getting married but I’m proposing.” What? Does Bianca know that?

Does he not understand what "proposing" is? Is he proposing that they break up, maybe?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bianca did drag Robert to a bar. I’m psychic.

I can't wait for your next prediction.... Maybe Z will get mad and abusive at Troy?  Justine and Milz will wear matching clothes?  

[Gobi]

"I'll have a vodka cran, hold the cran."

Edited October 19 by Gobi

[Ladystardust]

I'm pretty sure Michael wouldn't be able to take care of the newborn if something happened to Justine, much less the other 43 kids between them. He can barely handle a fairly normal sibling fight.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe its an appreciation ring. 

My man keeps talking about giving me a ring.  I have no idea what that's about.  Like, okay, I'll take free jewelry!  

I don't THINK it's for a proposal, but who knows.  I will just live in ignorance. I am 48 and too old to give my brain power to any one thing for more than 20 seconds. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

a ring is a promise ... oh god she is gonna eat you alive 

This makes me think of when a friend's girlfriend lost her ring at his house. They were pretty sure it likely got caught in the vacuum and was long gone before they realized. He felt really bad about it, so he bought her a new ring.  Her whole family assumed that meant they were engaged. D'oh! 

I'm sure the world's most shallow, least contemplative person, Bianca, won't assume that they'll get married in the next twelve seconds. 

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"It isn't as easy as I want it to be". Well. Welcome to the real world, buddy. 

“I’m mad that I have to work.” Join the club. And get a vasectomy so you don’t have to support umpteen kids.

[JenE4]

Drunky is going to hook up with this cousin as some point. They got an enemies to lovers vibe going.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Justine reads all the articles and has all the words and phrases down pat.

Is her pregnancy high risk? God I hope they tell us.

Justine something tells me Michael won’t raise your kids. He barely pays attention to his bio kids. 

I am certain they only moved some of his kids in with them because of the criticism they received online. 

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I'm pretty sure Michael wouldn't be able to take care of the newborn if something happened to Justine, much less the other 43 kids between them. He can barely handle a fairly normal sibling fight.

The grandmothers will be called back into duty asap. 

Edited October 19 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Ladystardust]

STOP HAVING INAPPROPRIATE CONVERSATIONS IN FRONT OF KIDS!!

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean you could not have fucked 2 guys at the same time and you wouldnt be in this situation .. so yea you did have a choice 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim has a secret, kids. Try to keep up.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I don't know, maybe it's just me having lived in New England before but "Vodka-Cran" is a Cape Codder and you can't tell me any different.  Shut up, Bianca.  

CORRECT. I am a former bartender and also from New England and I heartily concur. Vodka with grapefruit is a Salty Dog. Vodka with grapefruit and cranberry is a Sea Breeze. Vodka with orange juice and cranberry is a Madras. Vodka with orange juice is a Screwdriver. Vodka-cran is not a thing!

[kacesq]

Oh FFS get a goddamn job you lazy bum. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey thinks he should be a CEO of a tech company in California.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

You guys, I took my sister and mom to The Home Store (TJ Maxx on steroids). I was surrounded by word art. THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS.

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

[Keywestclubkid]

I need to make a thousand dollars a week ... DUDE what the hell kind of job is gonna pay YOU that much for real 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS Joey has a skill that can get him employment but he feels like it isn't work up to his standards. And he needs $1K a week. Damn, he makes me appreciate hard-working, pizza slinging Louie. 

[kacesq]

What store is Louie in? I need to know. Kohl’s? Macy’s?

he wants the best ring he can get at a place that also sells clothes.

[WaltersHair]

He needs to buy her a spoon ring.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa will take the ring to a jeweler to have it appraised before she says yes.

[kacesq]

Oh wait…maybe it’s one of those jewelry exchange places…

[Keywestclubkid]

10 to 12k? she does NOT need a 10k ring thats ridiculously stupid and a waste of money 

[Empress1]

HVAC isn’t glamorous but it’s necessary. My AC needed fixing in summer a few years ago and I was like, I will rob a bank to get this shit taken care of. Just do the work, Joey.

[OoogleEyes]

He's just buying the diamond! He's not taking into account the setting.

[kacesq]

Hey Louie…there’s this thing called the Internet where you can google diamond prices and stuff…

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I need to make a thousand dollars a week ... DUDE what the hell kind of job is gonna pay YOU that much for real 

He could if he worked construction. But apparently he doesn't want to work in bad weather or do any hard physical labor.  My son is a chef and makes close to that. 

[Eldemarge]

Is Louie from Lakeland AWARE that there are other women in the area?  Hot single ladies waiting to chat with him???  I can't even believe he wants to actually spend the rest of his life with Whatsernose.

[Empress1]

I’m totally team lab grown diamonds.

[Gobi]

What, a guy who works at a pizza parlour can't afford $25K for a diamond ring?

Edited October 25 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

He needs to buy her a spoon ring.

Or a mood ring. 

[Keywestclubkid]

thats not your gut thats your bank account screaming at you 

[JenE4]

You make pizzas, sir. 2 carats is not feasible. She does not have realistic expectations.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

HVAC isn’t glamorous but it’s necessary. My AC needed fixing in summer a few years ago and I was like, I will rob a bank to get this shit taken care of. Just do the work, Joey.

People who work in the trades are making mega bucks. It’s hard work but you get a good salary.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What store is Louie in? I need to know. Kohl’s? Macy’s?

he wants the best ring he can get at a place that also sells clothes.

To even consider buying fine jewelry, based on the standard markups, you need to start with things on sale by at least 65%. These clowns always walk into a store like they have a neon sign saying sucker pointing at them. 
And he could find a decent quality 2 carat ring online for significantly less than that. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

FFS Joey has a skill that can get him employment but he feels like it isn't work up to his standards. And he needs $1K a week. Damn, he makes me appreciate hard-working, pizza slinging Louie. 

He wants to make $1000 a week, but refuses to do a potentially well paying job because hot weather and spiders. So he'd rather do nothing and sponge of Kim. More inmate logic.

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Drunky is going to hook up with this cousin as some point. They got an enemies to lovers vibe going.

Then, she'll get pregnant and then they will play Who's The Daddy! 

 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Is Louie from Lakeland AWARE that there are other women in the area?  Hot single ladies waiting to chat with him???  I can't even believe he wants to actually spend the rest of his life with Whatsernose.

My computer is always telling me that there are hot, available women in my area.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He wants to make $1000 a week, but refuses to do a potentially well paying job because hot weather and spiders. So he'd rather do nothing and sponge of Kim. More inmate logic.

What a peach.  What does she see in him?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

HVAC isn’t glamorous but it’s necessary. My AC needed fixing in summer a few years ago and I was like, I will rob a bank to get this shit taken care of. Just do the work, Joey.

HVAC is a damn good trade. He's an idiot. My brother is a retired electrician and retired at 60. 

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

People who work in the trades are making mega bucks. It’s hard work but you get a good salary.

This is true. My nephew is a welder and does quite well. However, it sometimes involves working on buildings in blistering heat and bridges in frigid weather.

[Keywestclubkid]

well did the kid have the $5?