Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

I'll wait .. haha 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She has to CLEAN. And cook THREE MEALS  A DAY, you heartless, unfeeling monster. 

I for one and positively perishing to see what home cooked delights Brittany will be providing for Kerok. Breakfast, a frozen breakfast burrito. Lunch, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Supper, a bucket of KFC. A positive domestic goddess, this one. 

Do you know how hard it is to press a few buttons o the microwave?

[Gobi]

Reminds me of a case I had. Guy had to take a drug test after an accident. The results were "Inconsistent with human urine."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, mytmo said:

Wake up and piss in this cup for me

True love. I want to weep.

Joey's consternation is akin to that of the folks on My 600 Pound Life when they look at the scale. 

[Keywestclubkid]

how is it that its showing drugs I mean I only did them a hour ago how could it already show up lol this man is a idiot 

[Eldemarge]

Does that thing test for opiates??  

[kacesq]

He took all the money? This lady is dumb as a rock.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m shocked that Joey is using cocaine. Wonder what else the urine test doesn’t show.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Reminds me of a case I had. Guy had to take a drug test after an accident. The results were "Inconsistent with human urine."

So, he just poured a Red Bull into the cup then? 

[MagicEyes]

Joey's on drugs, and he took all of the money out of her account. I hope she has some money in a different account that he can't get to. Drugs or rims--Joey has to go in style!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

how is it that its showing drugs I mean I only did them a hour ago how could it already show up lol this man is a idiot 

To be fair, Joey is no Nobelist. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do you know how hard it is to press a few buttons o the microwave?

She does have to protect her nails. She uses the handle of a wooden spoon to hit the buttons. 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m shocked that Joey is using cocaine. Wonder what else the urine test doesn’t show.

I'm surprised Joey can afford cocaine. We know where the $99 went from the shared account. 

Edited November 23 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, he just poured a Red Bull into the cup then? 

Or got his dog to pee for him.

[OoogleEyes]

A fool and her money and all that...

My Bunkies! I hope that you all have a great weekend 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

He took all the money? This lady is dumb as a rock.

But we knew this. Apparently Nobelist Joey knew it too. 

[kacesq]

How many more episodes?

also not for nothing I have absolutely no interest in Justine’s pregnancy no matter how dramatic they try to make it…

[Eldemarge]

I just remembered that she put a tracker on Joey's vehicle.  So wouldn't she KNOW if he went to "urgent care" or not??

Anyways... good night, all!  Try not to start any scam charities this weekend!

[Red Bridey]

Well, another wonderful evening spent with my favorite perps walking the yard with me!

See some of you on Sunday night!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  Hopefully we won't have any knock-down-drag-outs at the Thanksgiving table.  

[JenE4]

He is so offended that she had the audacity to test him! Pay no mind that it’s positive. And yet, she’s twisting herself to believe that it’s a faulty test. He’s “too tired” to be on coke, 

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, bunkies! It's been a blast hanging out with you all. Have a fab weekend, love you all, MWAH!

[Gobi]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, he just poured a Red Bull into the cup then? 

The best theory I heard was that if someone drinks a LOT of water (more than a gallon) quickly before the test, it won't test as urine.

Edited November 23 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving. Eat, drink and be merry. Even during the worst of times, we still have a lot to be thankful for, including Love After Lockup. Love you guys. Watch out for triptophan. Back on Sunday for more of this medieval torture. Adios.

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Or got his dog to pee for him.

Another possibility.

[Maybeitsme]

Until next time 

Later gators

[Gobi]

Till next time.

Don't mix up your cran vodka with your urine test.

[OoogleEyes]

1 hour ago, kacesq said:

He took all the money? This lady is dumb as a rock.

A rock of cocaine, amirite 

[Red Bridey]

Why did Joey have to chug juice instead of water? Don't they have a faucet with running water? Or is Kimberly worried about water diluting the urine test? Which might be clever of her except that I don't think urine tests work that way. That Joey, he's skilled in ways to delay, avoid and obfuscate piss tests, isn't he? And why on earth didn't Kim grab all his stuff and throw it and him out of the house immediately? I would do that and immediately cancel his ATM card. She is too dumb to live.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S07.E09: Life After Lockup: High Risk Lies

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Kim questions Joey about his drug test results; Troy clashes with his ex; Melissa uncovers something suspicious about her engagement ring; Rob reunites with his mom, but she explodes; Justine and Michael get concerning news; Daniel gets grilled.

Original air date 2024.11.29

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola my peeps! Looks like I'm going to be in seg for tonight's chat--I'm Mom sitting and will be in transit home while tonights wacky hijinks are takng place! I am desolate. But I'll catch up--meanwhile don't miss your appointment with your probation officer and don't try and cheat on your drug tests! 

[OoogleEyes]

Hope that your mom is doing well, @Pepper Mostly. We'll keep your seat warm. 

eta: I hope that you are not doing this just to avoid a drug test 

Edited November 30 by OoogleEyes

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The question of the day: Do you have to pee? Do you need help? Can you get some pee from someone else? Do you have 50 to 60 small tasks you need to do while you wait to pee? Asking for a friend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hello fellow snarkers. Did anyone fail a drug test this week?

[Gobi]

We'll be checking the GPS locator on your ankle bracelet, @Pepper Mostly. Word to the wise.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You’ll be missed, @Pepper Mostly. But the show must go on. Unfortunately.

Karen sets up The Gummie kiosk at the HEAL carnival.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I feel the healing energy in every screech from Zeruiah. 

[OoogleEyes]

Zurilla is a horrible person. Awful. She's going to request grant money? Huh.

Edited November 30 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m not a fan of Troy’s scraggly-ass beard.

[Empress1]

Troy looks so beaten down. Z is a fucking mess.

He still didn’t go get his kid?!

[MagicEyes]

He could have gotten an Uber to the train station. 😡

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Z and Troy look so miserable in their talking heads. Again, the healing energy is in abundance while they look like the souls have been drained from their bodies. 

[Pepper Mostly]

10 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Hope that your mom is doing well, @Pepper Mostly. We'll keep your seat warm. 

eta: I hope that you are not doing this just to avoid a drug test 

I can see that you're too smart for me, @OoogleEyes. Its a fair cop.

[MagicEyes]

Will Kim kick Joey out for doing drugs? Ha ha! Never!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim: I don’t know if Joey will ever tell me the truth.

This from the woman who is still married but hasn’t told her fiancé.

[Gobi]

The first anniversary is for fighting, right?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Hey Kim, we all know what the truth is. The test was right. Joey is doing drugs. He's combining fentanyl with cocaine. It's the modern version of a speedball. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Gobi said:

The first anniversary is for fighting, right?

The traditional gift is a slap in the face. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim, if I remember correctly, you hand-picked Joey out of all the eligible dicks in town.

[Gobi]

"Let me take another drug test. I didn't study for the first one."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

The traditional gift is a slap in the face. 

Followed by throwing your spouse out of the car, preferably while still rolling.