Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I need a gummi to deal with this woman lol 

All the gummies are not enough to deal with her. 

I find the best way to start a relationship is to humiliate your partner both in front of his family and on TV.  So now Daniel is terrible in bed guy. Well played. 

Edited Saturday at 12:06 AM by PrincessPurrsALot

[kacesq]

These two are going to use therapy speak to manipulate each other forever if they don’t break up….

[Keywestclubkid]

Bianca is a walking red flag and he just keeps ignoring it 

[Red Bridey]

Howdy, perps! I've downed a few vodka crans and six or seven shots but a) I don't have a drinking problem and 2) you need to bring me some coffee right now. (Stamps foot and starts to cry)

[MagicEyes]

I am so tired of Bianca harping on the coffee. Get over it and get your own coffee, you lazy brat!

[For Cereals]

Yes you are a red flag

[Keywestclubkid]

Yes actually you ARE a red flag 

[OoogleEyes]

She is the reddest of flags. Also, she watches too many romcoms.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel, unless and until Bianca stops drinking, you need to stay away from her.

[Gobi]

"My biggest concern for the future is running out of alcohol."

[Pepper Mostly]

Bianca's body language is something. She's constantly hurling down the gauntlet and challenging him. Aggressive stance, arms crossed. She's going to go fully postal any minute. Daniel better sleep with one eye open. 

[Empress1]

I have to remember that Brittany is really young.

[Keywestclubkid]

Listen to the person who would KNOW .. he isnt like just teasing ... get out of your feelings 

[For Cereals]

I would be so afraid of sweating and getting hair dye or makeup on those dresses

[Keywestclubkid]

oh god she didnt burn down her house for insurance did she

[For Cereals]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

oh god she didnt burn down her house for insurance did she

Um….

[OoogleEyes]

New season! New cons! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

oh god she didnt burn down her house for insurance did she

On the advice of her psychic……..

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

On the advice of her psychic……..

To be fair, her house may have had feminine energy.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

To be fair, her house may have had feminine energy.

that bitch!

[Empress1]

Just now, For Cereals said:

I would be so afraid of sweating and getting hair dye or makeup on those dresses

Usually the dress you try on isn’t the dress you buy - they order it in your size and then it’s altered for you. Not the case here since she’s wearing it in a week or whatever.

[JenE4]

As soon as Daniel walks in the door—get your own water, just like you made me get my own coffee. Dear lord, didn’t we see them either break up and/or “work past” the damn cup of coffee last week?! He’ll be hearing about how he made breakfast but didn’t pour her coffee until the end of time!

 

[Pepper Mostly]

13 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 Did you all work on your foreplay skillz this week?

Daniel should have a word with Mike aka Devil Dick. Apparently he can get a woman to melt like a Hershey bar on a radiator with his sweet talk. I mean, has Daniel even ASKED Bianca if she was ovulatin'? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope her parents were up to date on their home insurance payments.

[mytmo]

Caught a charge and new to the block. 

[JenE4]

Wait, aren’t you supposed to leave the house when it’s on fire—not call everyone you know to hurry to the fire. Is this their new charity gig: volunteer fire department?

[Empress1]

This house fire is really sad.

[OoogleEyes]

So the psychic predicted the fire

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I would be so afraid of sweating and getting hair dye or makeup on those dresses

The poor sales consultant must have been having a conniption.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Daniel should have a word with Mike aka Devil Dick. Apparently he can get a woman to melt like a Hershey bar on a radiator with his sweet talk. I mean, has Daniel even ASKED Bianca if she was ovulatin'? 

She was going to consult (conslut?) with Shawn but was afraid of getting pregnant.

[Keywestclubkid]

girl the inside from the hose is gonna be horrible i.. it dont look bad lol stop it

[Auntie Anxiety]

So will the phoenix ($$$$) rise out of the ashes?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I hate when people do the what could have happened thing. The fire is tragic. The good news is everyone was safe and her brother was not there at the time. There is no need to do the whole what if BS to make it feel worse. 

[Keywestclubkid]

why does she have no emotion behind this sad words this feels so rehearsed .. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

As soon as Daniel walks in the door—get your own water, just like you made me get my own coffee. Dear lord, didn’t we see them either break up and/or “work past” the damn cup of coffee last week?! He’ll be hearing about how he made breakfast but didn’t pour her coffee until the end of time!

 

Well, that and that he's a dud in bed. 

[Empress1]

She said “maybe we’re not gonna make it” when he’s sitting next to her?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

So the psychic predicted the fire

I nailed it!!

[JenE4]

Zariah has a son?!?! Did we know this?!? She’s so busy being jealous about Troy’s baby mama, forgot to mention her own kid.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

So the psychic predicted the fire

The psychic was vague enough to predict everything that happens ever if you do enough mental gymnastics. 

[Red Bridey]

Did the parents burn down the house to eliminate the witchcraft energy? Or is the son an arsonist?

 

[Gobi]

Oh yeah, that prediction was spot on. 

[Empress1]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Zariah has a son?!?! Did we know this?!? She’s so busy being jealous about Troy’s baby mama, forgot to mention her own kid.

Yes, he’s been on camera before. I think Troy adopted him.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mytmo said:

Caught a charge and new to the block. 

Is your ankle monitor charged? Have you checked in with your PO?

[Auntie Anxiety]

This date night seems like a regular night that ends in a “Y.”

Joey just found his excuse to start using drugs again.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I nailed it!!

I'm telling you, Auntie, hang out your shingle and start working as a psychic. You'd rake it in! You're a natural! So many gullible fools are ready to part with their money, why not get your fair share? 

[Empress1]

Wait - did Kim not know you have to file after the separation? She thought it was just … over after a year?

[MagicEyes]

Joey's going to spend some quality time with his emotional support rims. 

[Gobi]

This guy has a ferret face.

[Keywestclubkid]

I thought she did file .. wait ... she said it would be finalized right before their date .. I didnt hallucinate that right she did say that 

[For Cereals]

So Louie is going to propose behind bars?