PrincessPurrsALot October 26 Author Share October 26 1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said: They are pimping these dresses with the leg slit .. is that not right now in the prison wedding scene? Is it the fashionable option for the felon on the go? That's it. We're starting a fashion brand for felons! Fake Gucci pants. OTT wedding dresses. Glue on nails. Extra long lashes. Everything we can make skin tight even tighter. 6 2 Link to comment
littlebennysmom October 26 Share October 26 This is everyone's fault but Britney's. 2 1 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid October 26 Share October 26 1 minute ago, For Cereals said: She assumed it was $600 I mean that’s what the crack head down by the vending machine is selling them for 1 9 Link to comment
WaltersHair October 26 Share October 26 My brother and his wife went to the courthouse to get married. I was the only witness and honestly, it was so much better than the big wedding they had 3 months later. 8 3 Link to comment
Eldemarge October 26 Share October 26 Another Friday night of watched people make terrible decisions. Have a good weekend, all! Try not to Fraud anyone! 6 1 1 Link to comment
For Cereals October 26 Share October 26 1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: That's it. We're starting a fashion brand for felons! Fake Gucci pants. OTT wedding dresses. Glue on nails. Extra long lashes. Everything we can make skin tight even tighter. I’m in! Can we just relabel Temu like the broker housewives do? 1 1 5 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot October 26 Author Share October 26 2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: "Do an elopement"?? Why does this foolish woman not say "get married"? I'm not sure that these idiots understand that eloping is the same as getting married. More people have simple ceremonies than big, splashy ones. The stupid, it hurts. 3 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 26 Share October 26 2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: That's it. We're starting a fashion brand for felons! Fake Gucci pants. OTT wedding dresses. Glue on nails. Extra long lashes. Everything we can make skin tight even tighter. Titty T-shirts are a big hit. 1 1 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 26 Share October 26 1 minute ago, JenE4 said: Good idea to check with the parole officer. Sounds like this plan might not work out no matter what dress you get. Oh, the gang in the Sharp writers room think we're all panting to see these sweet young things trying on endless array of ugly wedding dresses. Oh, and with "the head thing". They think we're sitting here dabbing our eyes and smiling wistfully. 4 Link to comment
Gobi October 26 Share October 26 Till next time. Don't forget to make me a beneficiary in your will! 1 3 2 Link to comment
Red Bridey October 26 Share October 26 (edited) I do not want to watch Tia whoever but I have a cat in my lap and he won't let me reach the remote! Edited October 26 by Red Bridey 1 1 4 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 26 Share October 26 Have a great weekend, snark buddies. And when in doubt, have a cocktail or six. It will help you think clearly. If anyone wants to serve me coffee tomorrow morning, send me a private message. Love you lots! Ciao. 1 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 26 Share October 26 5 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: That's it. We're starting a fashion brand for felons! Fake Gucci pants. OTT wedding dresses. Glue on nails. Extra long lashes. Everything we can make skin tight even tighter. Lime green wigs! Matching jumpsuits! 2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Titty T-shirts are a big hit. And muppet coats! Eight inch heels! Booty shorts! TANK TOPS! Don't anyone breathe a word to Chance! He could scoop us. 2 3 Link to comment
Red Bridey October 26 Share October 26 Have a great weekend, peeps! See you in Sunday night for more people making dumb romantic decisions! Hugs! 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 26 Share October 26 Well bunkies, that's a wrap. Have a fantastic weekend, make your wills, and for the love of god make sure you have plenty of coffee! Love you all, smooches! 2 2 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot November 1 Author Share November 1 S07.E05: Without Trust You Have Nothing Quote Britney gets cold feet on wedding day. Kim's confession threatens her engagement. Louie surprises Melissa. Daniel's breakdown shakes Bianca. Zeruiah spirals after a family tragedy. Original air date 2024.11.01 Link to comment
littlebennysmom November 1 Share November 1 Should we place bets on how much vodka Bianca will need to drink to "cope" with his breakdown? 2 2 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety November 1 Share November 1 28 minutes ago, littlebennysmom said: Should we place bets on how much vodka Bianca will need to drink to "cope" with his breakdown? All of it? 7 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid November 1 Share November 1 6 jobs between the two of them and she works 2 and shes bitcihng at HIM about what again 1 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety November 1 Share November 1 Mike and Juju’s lawyer bears an uncanny resemblance to Chance. 2 1 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid November 1 Share November 1 why is this lawyers eyes darting all over? I didnt catch that last week lol 2 Link to comment
Maybeitsme November 1 Share November 1 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Mike and Juju’s lawyer bears an uncanny resemblance to Chance. He's probably Brad Pitts other cousin 9 Link to comment
OoogleEyes November 1 Share November 1 4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said: why is this lawyers eyes darting all over? I didnt catch that last week lol He's an estate planning attorney. 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly November 1 Share November 1 (edited) Hola bunkies! I'm exhausted after a very rough few weeks, but back in my own house again and THANKFUL. Bathroom not completely done yet, the electricians come in on Tuesday, but the plumbing is functioning and the painters finished up today. We got my mother home from rehab and my brothers and I are trying to work out what services we can get in place and how to make sure there's someone there all the time without draining her resources too fast. My older brother who I haven't seen or spoken to in decades is still a complete and unmitigated asshole. Even my husband, the kindest and most forbearing of men, has been pushed to the edge after two days in his company. Mom's very confused and seems to be going downhill. She's home but keeps saying "I really want to go home" "You are home, Mom" "Am I? It looks different" and so on. I scrubbed her house from top to bottom and I was sick the whole time. I am SO GRATEFUL to be back home! And the new bathroom? is BEAUTIFUL. I'm shopping for medicine cabinets and toilet paper holders and shower rods. I have to scrub my house from top to bottom now because three weeks of tradesmen takes its toll. But I spent $150 on cleaning supplies at Target today and tomorrow I will be rolling up my sleeves! So, what's your story, peeps? How's everyone's week been? Anyone deserve a ring? Anyone punch any holes in the wall? Or have too many vodka crans? Edited November 1 by Pepper Mostly 1 7 5 Link to comment
SemiCharmedLife November 1 Share November 1 Hi Bunkies! I could use a few vodka cranberries to get through this show. Unfortunately all I have is some left over Halloween candy. I'll have to make it work. 3 1 6 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly November 1 Share November 1 1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said: Hi Bunkies! I could use a few vodka cranberries to get through this show. Unfortunately all I have is some left over Halloween candy. I'll have to make it work. My husband bought the candy this year--way too much, of course. And thank the lord he got all stuff I don't like. I ate like a ravening beast while at my mother's house, I need salad and plenty of it. 4 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot November 1 Author Share November 1 (edited) I would say we would have a drinking game, drink every time you hear "elopement", but we would all die. Waiting for Bianca dealing with difficulties. The whining will be epic. Protect your dogs' ears. Edited November 3 by PrincessPurrsALot 2 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety November 1 Share November 1 Did you all work on your foreplay skillz this week? 7 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid November 1 Share November 1 have you talked to the PO first? girl look who you are talking to obvi she isnt thinking that far 2 2 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot November 2 Author Share November 2 Say it with me: fraud is a noun, not a verb! 2 5 Link to comment
OoogleEyes November 2 Share November 2 I thought that the idea of an elopement was that you didn't have to do any of this unless stuff THAT YOU CANNOT AFFORD. 5 2 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly November 2 Share November 2 2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said: have you talked to the PO first? girl look who you are talking to obvi she isnt thinking that far To be fair, she's not that bright. 2 2 1 Link to comment
OoogleEyes November 2 Share November 2 2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Did you all work on your foreplay skillz this week? Why?? What did you hear??? 1 9 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly November 2 Share November 2 Just now, OoogleEyes said: I thought that the idea of an elopement was that you didn't have to do any of this unless stuff THAT YOU CANNOT AFFORD. Oh you are adorable. 1 2 2 Link to comment
Gobi November 2 Share November 2 Howdy everyone! Foreplayed is forearmed. Or is it foreplay is better with four arms? 1 9 Link to comment
Empress1 November 2 Share November 2 Feeling anxious lately, so hoping I unwind watching these fools. 6 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety November 2 Share November 2 I cannot bear watching those pizzas laying on the bathroom floor like that!! Louie needs to be arrested for assault on a pizza pie. 5 2 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot November 2 Author Share November 2 The music on this show is always so serious. Meanwhile 99.99999999% of people watching are here to snark on the idiocy. 5 3 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid November 2 Share November 2 I need a gummi to deal with this woman lol 4 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly November 2 Share November 2 Joey, RUN. Brenda is waiting for you! And Melissa tips her hand. "When he was in prison I was his top priority". Girl. He was in PRISON. He didn't have anything else to do. Plus he thought maybe she'd spring for some new choppers. Aaaaaaand Bianca refuses to get Daniel a glass of water. She will never let him live that cup of coffee down. 7 1 Link to comment
Gobi November 2 Share November 2 Did you just see that rat bastard get his own coffee? 10 Link to comment
kacesq November 2 Share November 2 Someone ask Bianca when was the last time she went a day without drinking. I really intensely dislike her. So much entitlement. Just now, Keywestclubkid said: I need a gummi to deal with this woman lol Share with the class! 5 3 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly November 2 Share November 2 Just now, Keywestclubkid said: I need a gummi to deal with this woman lol Just as long as you don't have a gummy weed attack. 3 1 Link to comment
SemiCharmedLife November 2 Share November 2 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: I cannot bear watching those pizzas laying on the bathroom floor like that!! Louie needs to be arrested for assault on a pizza pie. At long last we learned what happened with the pizza! Louie was the pizza flinger. 2 Link to comment
Empress1 November 2 Share November 2 (edited) I really do not want to hear about their sex life anymore. Just show him - like physically put his hand on your body - what you need. Away from the cameras. Edited November 2 by Empress1 4 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety November 2 Share November 2 Daniel: None of my prison lovers ever had anything bad to say about my foreplay skills. 1 13 Link to comment
kacesq November 2 Share November 2 She’s going to make a great mom, she’s so selfless. 2 2 2 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly November 2 Share November 2 She likes a dominant man, unless he tells he to get her own damn cup of coffee. 1 8 Link to comment
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