S07.LIVE CHAT All Episodes

[Bees52]

Hey TLC, thanks for the Human Vs. Hamster ad! I now know I don't want to watch it.

[JeanJean]

20 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Magda just delivered the final blow (no sex till engagement). What a blow Joey has been dealt!

Not the one he wanted.

[tvrox]

I'm already sick of Christmas music and it's not even Thanksgiving yet, LOL. 

In the Phillpines come and lock you up for noise after 10? My neighborhood needs that! 

[Raja]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

I don’t know what the laws are in the Philippines but if Family Faith goes along with this harebrained scheme, as the mom’s husband, I imagine Loren would have a fair bit of power over the entire family’s finances. Makes me hate him even more. He had this planned. This was his plan all along. 

No little chance of that. He can't own land; he can't be employed. And generally, wives control the household budget.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, tvrox said:

I'm already sick of Christmas music and it's not even Thanksgiving yet, LOL. 

In the Phillpines come and lock you up for noise after 10? My neighborhood needs that! 

Loren please…you love salty meat in your mouth

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

It's because they can't remember their real names, LOL. 

Let alone pronounce them.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Maybe temporary. Sure Jan.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Loren tries to enlist Mother Faith in his fantasies. The perfect son-in-law.

Edited 2 hours ago by Auntie Anxiety

[sainte-chapelle]

Wait…isn’t Loren unemployed ?

[Eldemarge]

DROP IT, LOREN

[Pepper Mostly]

"Maybe her mom would like to have a hot young American stud like me for a husband!" smirk smirk. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Faith finally realizes how crazy Loren really is.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Faith's mom: IKYFL

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Let alone pronounce them.

Reminds me of a Saki story, one woman is surprised that the other has a maid named Florinda. "What a ridiculous name for a maid! I call all my maids Jane, they soon get used to it".

[sainte-chapelle]

Lolllll I am dead. You tell him mom

[tvrox]

LOL, the mom's face when she heard his plans. 

Seriously, why doesn't he marry Faith's sister? That's somewhat more reasonable? 

[Mrs. Landingham]

“Maybe her mom will be receptive to the idea.” 
 

Get the ENTIRE fuck out of here right now. 

[Raja]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Wait…isn’t Loren unemployed ?

He will be if he stays in the Philippines. I guess he could run his own side gig Sari-Sari store like Brandon on the Other Way.

[Red Bridey]

"It's a lot." Truer words were never spoken, Faith. Loren, your dream is not Faith's dream, you nasty skank.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Raja said:

He will be if he stays in the Philippines. I guess he could run his own side gig Sari-Sari store like Brandon on the Other Way.

And grift unboxing his Amazon wish list. 
But I don’t think he’ll garner the same sympathy as Brandan. When last I checked, Loren’s Philippine GFM had only raised $45 

Edited 2 hours ago by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Raja said:

He will be if he stays in the Philippines. I guess he could run his own side gig Sari-Sari store like Brandon on the Other Way.

Loren thinks he’d be a good candidate for OnlyFans, if anyone actually gave a shit about him.

Edited 2 hours ago by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

LOL, the mom's face when she heard his plans. 

Seriously, why doesn't he marry Faith's sister? That's somewhat more reasonable? 

Because Loren is a skeevy perv who gets off on being really, really gross. 

[Gobi]

I think this season set a record for sleaze bags.

[sainte-chapelle]

Faith honey come to Toronto..we have a fairly large trans community here. You will find the support and confidence you need to find a man worthy of you 

[Red Bridey]

Hmm, does Safe-tussin have 10% alcohol like NyQuil? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Loren thinks he’d be a good candidate for OnlyFans, if anyone actually gave a shit about him.

He'll probably try and talk Faith into Only Fans too. I am one giant shudder. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Oh no, we’re still dealing with Vanja and Bozo?! I would rather die than show a man on my phone the proof that he said he loved me. Vanja, please have some self-respect and stop giving the man so much power over your feelings.

[Raja]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oren thinks he’d be a good candidate for OnlyFans, if anyone actually gave a shit about him.

Of course, sex work is technically illegal there. If the PNP or Immigration wants to go after someone guess who would be first.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, tvrox said:

LOL, the mom's face when she heard his plans. 

Seriously, why doesn't he marry Faith's sister? That's somewhat more reasonable?

Yeah, her sister seems to think he’s some kind of catch. 

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Loren thinks he’d be a good candidate for OnlyFans, if anyone actually gave a shit about him.

Yuck. ☹️

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Hmm, does Safe-tussin have 10% alcohol like NyQuil? 

Does it? I need to find something to knock me out so I can finally get some sleep 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bozo is making it clear that she’s in the last row of the Friend Zone.

[Red Bridey]

Poor Juliet, on the balcony waiting for Romeo to come for her!

Yes, Vanja, it was all in your imagination. I feel bad for his mama, who was dancing in the streets thinking he would be out of the house finally.

[Pepper Mostly]

Vanya feels that she has not sufficiently humiliated herself yet, so she's going to meet Bozo for some more. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

Many times can I say the word friend in this voicemail? You think she gets it?

[magemaud]

Hopefully Bozo will pick up the tab for lunch 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vanja, please buy some self-respect. He’s just not that into you. At all.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Does it? I need to find something to knock me out so I can finally get some sleep 

I pop a couple of Tylenol or ibuprofen PMs if I need a little extra push into the arms of Morpheus. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I think he was an online flirt who panicked when she actually booked a ticket. That is why he dodged her calls.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Vanja, stop this. The man has shown you over and over that he’s not into you romantically. This is cringe. What will it take for her to get it????

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Hopefully Bozo will pick up the tab for lunch 

His mother gave him some walking-around money.

[Red Bridey]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Does it? I need to find something to knock me out so I can finally get some sleep 

Use NyQuil. It's the best! I only use it when I have a cold but it does knock me out all night and I wake up feeling great 

Vanja, this is why you don't take goddamn texts seriously! You are so pathetic! Stop this! Yes, you could pack your bags and go home...or you could stay and have a lovely vacation in a gorgeous country. And flirt with strangers if you feel like it. 

Edited 1 hour ago by Red Bridey

[Gobi]

Put not your faith in Bozos. Machiavelli, probably.

[Mrs. Landingham]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Does it? I need to find something to knock me out so I can finally get some sleep 

Benadryl or Zyrtec work for me. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

So many questions about Chemistry! I need a lab coat. 

[Bees52]

I swear Vanja would sue Bozo for alienation of affection, or something,  if she could.

[Pepper Mostly]

"So when did you first know that you had made a huge, catastrophic mistake in inviting me here?"

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Use NyQuil. It's the best! I only use it when I have a cold but it does knock me out all night and I wake up feeling great 

Vanja, this is why you don't take goddamn texts seriously! You are so pathetic! Stop this!

Lolll I read so fast and thought at first you thought I was pathetic…I need sleep. Thanks for the reco!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Put not your faith in Bozos. Machiavelli, probably.

Sounds more like John Locke.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I pop a couple of Tylenol or ibuprofen PMs if I need a little extra push into the arms of Morpheus. 

Or just take a Benadryl because that’s the sleep inducing ingredient in those PM meds