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[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Just rolled in. Of course, I missed the chicken.

Stay tuned.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Last week someone said that Loren is the spitting image of the host of Supermarket Sweep years ago. Now I can See anything else. It’s uncanny.

He’s…not attractive 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Just rolled in. Of course, I missed the chicken.

Take heart, you haven't! Just the previews of the chicken rescue and threats of mayhem! Your timing is flawless. 

[Eldemarge]

I hope this doesn't look huge... I'm attaching a pic of myself and my boyfriend at a concert we went to last Friday! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Loren screams sleazebag/used car salesman chimera.

[renatae]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Commercial time so I’ll ask now if anyone has any life hacks for a 70yo woman who tripped, broke a metatarsal and will be on crutches and a plastic cast for 8-10 weeks. She received the knee scooter I sent her and I’m hoping it relieves the stress on her body that crutches create. Luckily she has a wonderful husband, but she’s overwhelmed art the moment.

Jenny says, “Bowk, bowk!”

Crutches are awful for a 70 year old. You are a great friend!

[Mrs. Landingham]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Commercial time so I’ll ask now if anyone has any life hacks for a 70yo woman who tripped, broke a metatarsal and will be on crutches and a plastic cast for 8-10 weeks. She received the knee scooter I sent her and I’m hoping it relieves the stress on her body that crutches create. Luckily she has a wonderful husband, but she’s overwhelmed art the moment.

Poor thing! The knee scooter will be a big help. That’s what my dad used after surgery. Much better than crutches. I wish her the best. 

[Pepper Mostly]

He. Brought. A. Test. 

Oh my god. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I hope this doesn't look huge... I'm attaching a pic of myself and my boyfriend at a concert we went to last Friday! 

Gorgeous!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I hope this doesn't look huge... I'm attaching a pic of myself and my boyfriend at a concert we went to last Friday! 

Oh my god you are so ADORABLE I want to weep. 

[MagicEyes]

I could be watching "The Emperor's New Groove" right now. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I hope this doesn't look huge... I'm attaching a pic of myself and my boyfriend at a concert we went to last Friday! 

You make a very attractive couple. You’re a good picker.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Loren screams sleazebag/used car salesman chimera.

This broke ass mo fo is acting like he’s doing her a favor by being there.

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I hope this doesn't look huge... I'm attaching a pic of myself and my boyfriend at a concert we went to last Friday! 

Um okay you two hotties!! 

[Eldemarge]

This guy is so punchable.  He's on a timeline to find a woman to mooch off of!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, renatae said:

Crutches are awful for a 70 year old. You are a great friend!

She was my college roommate. She’s seen me through so much bad shit. And we share the same brain.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I hope this doesn't look huge... I'm attaching a pic of myself and my boyfriend at a concert we went to last Friday! 

What a figure!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I could be watching "The Emperor's New Groove" right now. 

Or the Emmys! I saw some of the pictures from the red carpet and said, “Who the fuck are these people?”

[tvrox]

20 minutes ago, judylo said:

The spicy shop!

Better than the usual sex shop scenes on 90 days, I guess?? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

This broke ass mo fo is acting like he’s doing her a favor by being there.

Right? He's really putting the pressure on, too. And the Kyle level attitude, like he's some kind of prize and she should be trembling with gratitude that he bestows his lordly notice on her. Worse than Ed with his gifts of toothpaste and mouthwash. 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I could be watching "The Emperor's New Groove" right now. 

Love that movie!

[Eldemarge]

Yeah regarding the hiked-up shirt on me at the concert, it was HUMID and the concert was outside so at some point, I was like "This shirt is either going to come OFF or it's going to be a crop."  😅  The concert was Cake, if anyone knows them.  It was a great show!

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

Better than the usual sex shop scenes on 90 days, I guess?? 

And Ali drew the line at getting a pedicure. 

[Red Bridey]

Loren hasn't told Faith about his plan to mooch off of her so why is he surprised that Faith isn't in a rush to commit. She thinks they have plenty of time. Loren is a bonehead.

[tvrox]

21 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's good, thanks so much for asking! Still in limbo re: nailing down a diagnosis. Scans and biopsies are coming back inconclusive, so more tests! But he's feeling well, working, out driving Uber right now. 

Glad to hear it!! 

[For Cereals]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Yeah regarding the hiked-up shirt on me at the concert, it was HUMID and the concert was outside so at some point, I was like "This shirt is either going to come OFF or it's going to be a crop."  😅  The concert was Cake, if anyone knows them.  It was a great show!

 

Love Cake!  Food and band…didn’t know they were still together.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Yeah regarding the hiked-up shirt on me at the concert, it was HUMID and the concert was outside so at some point, I was like "This shirt is either going to come OFF or it's going to be a crop."  😅  

You looked very on trend. You have the body, so show it off, sister!

Adnan is so happy to have gotten his rocks off. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

She slept in all that cakey clumpy eye makeup. I want to vomit.

[Eldemarge]

She can NOT sleep in those lashes, right?  I'd have an accident in the middle of the night and one would be lodged in my eye socket.

[Red Bridey]

Do women really sleep in such crazy false eyelashes? 

[Pepper Mostly]

TMI, Tigerlily! Jesus. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

I know this as surely as I know my own name: Tigerlily is not 41.

[Gobi]

Is that bacon on their plates?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Needing to get yout hair done = desperate times.

Adnan should go to hairdresser school and he can eliminate this particular problem.

[Gobi]

Adman is not happy. "First he's touching your hair, next thing you know he trips and falls into your vagina."

Edited September 16 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Glamming? GLAMMING?? 

Girl. You are not Elizabeth Taylor. Get over yourself. 

What country are they in? Jordan? I side eye the hotel staff not asking if she preferred a woman stylist. I side eye HARD.

[Auntie Anxiety]

“What would you Iike me to do with the extensions hair?”

[tvrox]

20 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? So far I'm cautiously optimistic. He seems very sweet. A tad naive, and guaranteed his friend is going to be pushy and bossy and over involved. And Veah, of course, will be mad as a hatter. 

Yeah if the 90 dayer is nice, usually the American is HORRIBLE. 

I am living for this hair stylist's eye roll! Does Adnan not realize most male hairdressers are gay?

[renatae]

"This is not acceptable!"

[Mrs. Landingham]

Tigerlily is 100% loving this negative attention from the former virgin. She enjoys being controlled. There, I said it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

I know this as surely as I know my own name: Tigerlily is not 41.

That's OK, Adnan isn't 22. He's 30 if he's a day. And he was no virgin either. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tigersilly, you wanted this, remember?

[Eldemarge]

She LIKES this controlling shit, I can tell.  It makes her feel like a wittle girl and matches her wittle baby voice.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

She LIKES this controlling shit, I can tell.  It makes her feel like a wittle girl and matches her wittle baby voice.

Bingo.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Suzywriter, get a snack and sit down in front of your tv. It’s coming.

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

She LIKES this controlling shit, I can tell.  It makes her feel like a wittle girl and matches her wittle baby voice.

Didn’t she also refer to her former husband as controlling? She has a type.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Ugh, they are making us wait forever for Kentucky Fried Kook’s meltdown. 

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, did she redo her makeup? Or is she just going to trowel some more on top of yesterday's? 

[tvrox]

19 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Commercial time so I’ll ask now if anyone has any life hacks for a 70yo woman who tripped, broke a metatarsal and will be on crutches and a plastic cast for 8-10 weeks. She received the knee scooter I sent her and I’m hoping it relieves the stress on her body that crutches create. Luckily she has a wonderful husband, but she’s overwhelmed art the moment.

Jenny says, “Bowk, bowk!”

Oh no!! Hope she recovers quickly. I broke a metarsal in my foot and kept rebreaking it for like 2 years straight because I walked too much on it. Remind her to tell her to not walk as much as possible even in the cast and crutches. It really sucks but in the end its worth it. Also if she continues to have pain, alternate heat and ice on the foot. 

[Red Bridey]

Why is there still a Sister Wives show when he's down to one wife and the others have renounced their plural marriage ways (haven't they? I don't keep up with them)?

[Suzywriter]

18 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

He’s…not attractive 

I have never had such creep vibes.

[Zombness]

13 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I hope this doesn't look huge... I'm attaching a pic of myself and my boyfriend at a concert we went to last Friday! 

You look very nice and beautiful.