S07 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? I'd worry about suction. 

I'll see myself out.

and I just heard her stand up uhhhhhh 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

False eyelashes now on a HAT. We have ascended to a new level

They're not just for eyelids anymore!

[Empress1]

Where did Arthur parole? Don’t they have to declare that before getting out?

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? Trouble in paradise with the Rhode Island rapper? I’m shocked.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

They're not just for eyelids anymore!

we should invest in some vending machines 

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Where did Arthur parole? Don’t they have to declare that before getting out?

I always thought they did.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Wasn't there a movement in the 80's called Pyramid Power? I shall have to Google now.

There was! I still have a pyramid that my brother made for me. 

[Keywestclubkid]

ok this is mean and scary but its Jarred from subway 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris found herself a nice nerd. He’s an easy mark.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Where did Arthur parole? Don’t they have to declare that before getting out?

I think he's going to need a fixed address, which is a problem for the semi.
 

Is a cat leash any different from a dog leash?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

we should invest in some vending machines 

Does Chance know about this heretofore unexplored opportunity?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I can’t believe she drives that truck as her personal vehicle.

I thought we saw her park the tractor/trailer rig and get into a pickup in the first episode.  I wonder if she's using the tractor because of the love nest. That looked like velour. Queue Zach Branigan. 

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Wasn't there a movement in the 80's called Pyramid Power? I shall have to Google now.

My mother hung some pyramids in our house. She was special. 

[WaltersHair]

He has a ginger cat named Chucky. Hard NO

[Ladystardust]

Oh come on. I want to see the cat. They're just teasing us.

[Gobi]

She will drain his bank account in 3...2...1

[Keywestclubkid]

a horse of a different color sir? did she really just say that? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

ok this is mean and scary but its Jarred from subway 

Oh my god now I'll never unsee it. 

He reminds me of whatshisname, the Rock God who was married five times. 

[MagicEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? I'd worry about suction. 

I'll see myself out.

DEAD

[Red Bridey]

I'm late but will try to ff thru the ads, hello, Friday Felon Friends!

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Does Chance know about this heretofore unexplored opportunity?

shhh this is why we gotta jump on it now ... before he gets out of that 36 year old Limo 

[OoogleEyes]

Orange cats are the best cats

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

I think he's going to need a fixed address, which is a problem for the semi.
 

Is a cat leash any different from a dog leash?

I tried to walk my dearly departed cat and it turned into a cat drag. She was like NO HUMAN.

[Keywestclubkid]

his ring tone haha I CANT 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

She will drain his bank account in 3...2...1

Inevitably!  He's very good at ignoring red flags! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pentecostal. Why am I not surprised?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Orange cats are the best cats

I'm partial to Siamese meself. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That is a makeup choice. Not a good one. I am fairly certain there is no eyeshadow left in the world. She's wearing it all. 

[Ladystardust]

She is wearing Ursula levels of eye makeup in those pics.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I tried to walk my dearly departed cat and it turned into a cat drag. She was like NO HUMAN.

My "heart daughter" has a cat that she walks on a leash, she loves it. The cat has an instagram. 

[Elizzikra]

I like how Chucky just sits there, silently judging...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am currently fostering a major chonker of a cat. Dark brown tabby with white. He gets very aggressive when I eat. It takes serious food to keep up the chonk. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t wait till the Braxtons come home. Just kidding.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh my god sensory overload with the flash between the eyelash hat his forehead tattoo and her god dang hair ... I... I ... lol 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

I like how Chucky just sits there, silently judging...

Key cat work responsibilities:

• Pass judgement
• File complaints with management 
• Remind human that they could kill us if they want to 

[Empress1]

Is it weird that I don’t think it’s strange that Julian has only slept with three people?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Is it weird that I don’t think it’s strange that Julian has only slept with three people?

I assume he's exaggerating the count. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Is it weird that I don’t think it’s strange that Julian has only slept with three people?

I would have guessed less than that.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Joey looks skeletal in his mugshot. His addiction issues are evident. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m in desperate need of a pedicure. I know you’re all interested.

[Keywestclubkid]

they are to old to be having this much drama .. cereal you guys im being cereal 

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Key cat work responsibilities:

• Pass judgement
• File complaints with management 
• Remind human that they could kill us if they want to 

Our cat is trying to kill me. I'm allergic and she insists on sitting on my lap. This morning she jumped on my head. I think she was trying to smother me in my sleep.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I am currently fostering a major chonker of a cat. Dark brown tabby with white. He gets very aggressive when I eat. It takes serious food to keep up the chonk. 

Oh I love a chonky cat! Houseguest's cat is a seriously chonky boi, he's always begging for treats. He is quite put out that Mr. Mostly hasn't been home because he is a complete pushover. 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m in desperate need of a pedicure. I know you’re all interested.

Me too. 

Kim's manicurist said her cuticles were "horrocious." I think that is my new favorite word.

[Ladystardust]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I can’t wait till the Braxtons come home. Just kidding.

Right?? I don't want to go to my own family reunions, much less watch someone else's.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh I love a chonky cat! Houseguest's cat is a seriously chonky boi, he's always begging for treats. He is quite put out that Mr. Mostly hasn't been home because he is a complete pushover. 

Ooh! Do you guys follow Patches the cat on Facebook? He was a HUGE chonker (seriously, like 30+ pounds) who was available for adoption. This lady has adopted him and he's down to like 23 and still losing. He's amazing!

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I assume he's exaggerating the count. 

I wasn’t trying to make fun of him! I just think it’s normal that he’s had three relationships/partners. Not everyone has a hoe phase.

[kacesq]

Kim acts like this is high school and she’s the really cool girl. 

[WaltersHair]

Girl, she's going to cut a pinky off as a trophy.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m in desperate need of a pedicure. I know you’re all interested.

I am! Go get a pedi! 

How are you feeling these days? Any better? 

[Keywestclubkid]

haha they are jabbing about something that was going on when they were 15? this is these people ..I ... can't understand ... you are grown adults