S07 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

My son is visiting from Oregon this weekend but tonight he’s hanging with his friends so i dont have explain to him why I’m watching this dreck. Phew.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Um. I don't think he can buy you an engagement ring at the commissary. 

Hey. It's only $20. He could miss a ramen or twelve for the love of his life. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Put your helmets on, everybody. Flying jaw heading this way!! 

She calls her beau Samson, because he knows how to handle the jawbone of an ass.

[OoogleEyes]

LOUIE FROM LAKELAND!

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Put your helmets on, everybody. Flying jaw heading this way!! 

I really wish she would address her jaw on the show.  I would feel bad snarking about it if it was a medical condition having nothing to do with drug use.

Edited August 31 by SemiCharmedLife
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[Auntie Anxiety]

Just as a reminder, none of this is Chris’s fault.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My son is visiting from Oregon this weekend but tonight he’s hanging with his friends so i dont have explain to him why I’m watching this dreck. Phew.

My husband walked in during the religious experience/weed attack earlier. I'm pretty sure he questions my life choices.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

“She could have anybody.” … Could she?

Yeah, no. She's clearly crazy as a loon and is given wide berth by all every man over twenty in three counties. 

[Empress1]

Melissa of Melissa and Louie looks worse with her new nose.

[Auntie Anxiety]

How sweet that Chris is taking Julian down Memory Lane.

[Keywestclubkid]

from what I researched hahahaha 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

LOUIE FROM LAKELAND!

Darn, I forgot my pom-poms!

[For Cereals]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I really wish she would address her jaw on the show.  I would feel bad snarking about it if it was a medical condition having nothing to due with drug use.

But until she does…

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

She calls her beau Samson, because he knows how to handle the jawbone of an ass.

@Gobi, you are in rare form tonight. Tell the truth, is it some sort of gummy attack? 

[Gobi]

"My son is the most important thing in my life. Him and pepperoni rolls."

[Ladystardust]

I have to say, I agree with her. Left 20 years ago and the only thing I miss is the pepperoni rolls (but I can make great ones at home now!)

[Empress1]

“From what I researched,” when she GOOGLED HOW TO COMMIT HER CRIME.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris got bank robbery instructions from the Temu version of famous bank robbers.

[WaltersHair]

And she wonders why she can't see her kids. She so unrepentant.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I sense Chris will find a lower low point than robbing banks.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Melissa of Melissa and Louie looks worse with her new nose.

Of course she does. She'll want a boob job and possibly a rejuva-vag next. 

[JenE4]

I feel Like this is not a good idea to return to the scene of the crime and re-enact it. Including writing the note. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I have to say, I agree with her. Left 20 years ago and the only thing I miss is the pepperoni rolls (but I can make great ones at home now!)

I had a pepperoni roll for dinner tonight, no kidding.

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean a camera crew following around two sketch people in a bank parking lot why wouldnt the cops roll up 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If she goes back to jail, it wasn’t her fault. And she loves his kids more than anything.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Of course she does. She'll want a boob job and possibly a rejuva-vag next. 

And anal bleaching.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"My son is the most important thing in my life. Him and pepperoni rolls."

You can't make this stuff up!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

from what I researched hahahaha 

She did her own research. Just ask her about vaccinations! Or if the earth is REALLY round, like THEY want you to believe. 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

I feel Like this is not a good idea to return to the scene of the crime and re-enact it. Including writing the note. 

I thought maybe it would end with her getting arrested again, because it looks like she's trying to rob the bank. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Gobi said:

I had a pepperoni roll for dinner tonight, no kidding.

I LOVE introducing them to people. I brought them into work one time so my coworker from the Netherlands could try one!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Of course she does. She'll want a boob job and possibly a rejuva-vag next. 

Don’t forget Sonobella treatments. They worked wonders for Rebecca’s photoshopped “After” picture.

[WaltersHair]

I'll bet WE has a house engagement ring in the prop department they trot out for all of these insane proposals.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I feel Like this is not a good idea to return to the scene of the crime and re-enact it. Including writing the note. 

I love this show so damn much 😄😄

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How sweet that Chris is taking Julian down Memory Lane.

Family home, school, places you would hang out with or play with friends, bank you robbed - checks out. Later she'll show him her favorite places to use and best dumpsters to dive. So sentimental.

[Gobi]

"Depression is a journey, but the real depression is the friends we made on the journey."

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

And anal bleaching.

Triple threat! Watch out, world! 

[Empress1]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I'll bet WE has a house engagement ring in the prop department they trot out for all of these insane proposals.

Right? Because where did he get money from? He’s been out two days and it’s Christmas in his timeline, so stuff is closed. When and how did he buy the ring?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I had a pepperoni roll for dinner tonight, no kidding.

I enjoy a good pepperoni roll dipped in marinara. Yum.

[MagicEyes]

This church service is never going to end!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Okay, I've got to ask, what is a pepperoni roll?

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I love this show so damn much 😄😄

Me too. Let’s keep that just between us.

[Keywestclubkid]

she is me .. when im done im done .. lets go ... roll out lol I like mama high pantyless and just wanting to go home 

[Empress1]

There are ten people in this church and all of them are related to the pastors.

[For Cereals]

Now I need to try a pepperoni roll!  The lobster roll truck was back today and now I’m broke.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, what a crowd at Z's pop's church! Looks like there are nearly a dozen people in attendance, and the spirt of the Lord is strong within them. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Can you refer to ten people as a congregation? 

[Gobi]

Troy's mom was hoping for some Grateful Dead to go with the edibles.

[Keywestclubkid]

I dont drink im not supposed to drink .. haha mama is a mess 

[WaltersHair]

Okay, the white dude in the back is killing me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Troy’s mother does have a joint point.

Edited August 31 by Auntie Anxiety