S07 LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Can't they just change the title to "Losers After Lockup"?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

im like is it tic tac small haha 

Is he a grower or a shower? She'd better not leave us hanging. 

[WaltersHair]

No, spending money like crazy is NOT how you get by in life. That's how you wind up in one of those debt consolidation commercials.

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh she started her own “charity.” But she attracts money? Or is the church paying her a good salary ala Mary Cosby on RHOSLC.

wait this man isnt her grandfather or slept with her grandmother first right 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Is he a grower or a shower? She'd better not leave us hanging about how he's hanging.

FTFY

[MagicEyes]

I was supposed to be reading a book, but somehow I ended up here instead! 

[Ladystardust]

I did not get the memo that this started an hour earlier this season! I have no idea who these people are so I guess I'm going to go back and watch the beginning. Sigh. Was really looking forward to the live chat tonight. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Is he a grower or a shower? She'd better not leave us hanging. 

lord baby Jesus pray its a shower cause you better have some tweezers to find that thing if not 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

The "accountant" who spend $15k of her felon's money on an engagement ring is back. He's getting out any day now because of a change in the mandatory minimum law. A pastor's daughter is bringing her felon home. He's already adopted her son and she is worried that maybe his penis is too small because she has never had sex with him. And a pink-haired, 18-wheeler driver is picking up her felon and is already bickering with his mom, who wanted him to parole to home.

Well, that's new. Hahahaha, I kill me. I see the crack team in the Sharp writer's room haven't lost their edge.

[For Cereals]

Joey’s mugshot looks AI generated 

[Keywestclubkid]

Pinning all your hope on a dude getting out of prison what could go wrong .. I mean IF you want it SOOOOO bad 

Edited July 27, 2024 by Keywestclubkid

[OoogleEyes]

11 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Not to mention difficult to park.

Never use it as a getaway vehicle 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

FTFY

Oh Gobi, you never fail me! I knew there was a joke in there and that if anyone could tease it out, you could. 

[kacesq]

The kids name is Kyler? You know she was very impressed with herself when she came up with that.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I was supposed to be reading a book, but somehow I ended up here instead! 

Just in time for Story Time! Two birds, one stone. 

[Elizzikra]

Little Kyler's beautiful blond curls! The kids on this show kill me.

[Keywestclubkid]

ugh I hate this .. those poor kids ..

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

The kids name is Kyler? You know she was very impressed with herself when she came up with that.

Kasen and Kyler. I actually know another Kasen.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Never use it as a getaway vehicle 

Someone robbed a bank here and tried to get away on the city bus. 🙄 Of course that didn't work, so they got sent away for a while. When they got out of prison, they did it again. 😩

[OoogleEyes]

12 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god, I'm so sorry I'm late! I thought it didn't start till nine, I was sitting here looking up recipes for red currants (we got some in our CSA this week), and texting my hubby, who's in the ER (tummy ache that won't quit, he's afraid it his appendix, doctor told him to go. He still hasn't been seen, four hours later.....). 

Its great to have the band back together! What did I miss? 

You got some *things* going on. Take care of yourself, too 

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Someone robbed a bank here and tried to get away on the city bus. 🙄 Of course that didn't work, so they got sent away for a while. When they got out of prison, they did it again. 😩

If at first you don't succeed...

[Gobi]

The course of True love never runs smooth.

[Elizzikra]

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exting my hubby, who's in the ER (tummy ache that won't quit, he's afraid it his appendix, doctor told him to go. He still hasn't been seen, four hours later.....).

Yikes, @Pepper Mostly! I hope it's nothing serious.

[Gobi]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

If at first you don't succeed...

"They'll never expect me to do this again!"

[Pepper Mostly]

True doesn't like to be told what to do, and he likes the thrill of robbing. What a prince.

[WaltersHair]

"I have a problem with authority." Dear Lord.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

"They'll never expect me to do this again!"

this time he got the number of a reliable cab 

[For Cereals]

Is that a puffer shrug?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

True doesn't like to be told what to do, and he likes the thrill of robbing. What a prince.

See if he can beat his prior record and be out for more than a day. 

[JenE4]

Oh, no! I was so proud of myself for remembering this premiered tonight…but I didn’t know it was coming on an hour earlier than usual! .

 

At least I have this series set up to record, so I’ll catch up with you in the yard, bunkies

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Yikes, @Pepper Mostly! I hope it's nothing serious.

Well, apparently they don't think so, he's been there since 4 PM, and when he asked about his status, they said they were going by "severity". He's upset, of course, and he's not feeling good. Going to the ER is a nightmare, poor guy.

[MagicEyes]

Welp, he's not going to be out of prison very long. 

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, apparently they don't think so, he's been there since 4 PM, and when he asked about his status, they said they were going by "severity". He's upset, of course, and he's not feeling good. Going to the ER is a nightmare, poor guy.

Tell him to moan loudly and vomit on the floor. Squeaky wheel and all... I'll keep my fingers crossed for him.

[kacesq]

I do not want to see Justine and Michael on Life After Lockup. I’m tired of her smug face.

and on the very night LAL premieres, you show us one of the couples on Life After…thanks for not keeping us in suspense.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Welp, he's not going to be out of prison very long. 

He asked if wine was illegal. I know it's not but is it a standard condition of parole that the parolee not drink alcohol? Or is that just for cons with substance abuse issues?

[Gobi]

It's an hour and a half now?

[Elizzikra]

Just now, kacesq said:

I do not want to see Justine and Michael on Life After Lockup. I’m tired of her smug face.

and on the very night LAL premieres, you show us one of the couples on Life After…thanks for not keeping us in suspense.

But what about little Manhattan Barbie? Aren't you dying for an update?

[WaltersHair]

Are we back to 90 minute mega episodes, or are we being suckered into watching a long preview for something bad?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I do not want to see Justine and Michael on Life After Lockup. I’m tired of her smug face.

and on the very night LAL premieres, you show us one of the couples on Life After…thanks for not keeping us in suspense.

Looks like they are again try to convince us that Juju is in danger. We all remember that clearly planned, no drama, birth she had. Literally not a hair out of place (because it was glued to her head). 

[Keywestclubkid]

she was over two hours late to get there and she showed up looking like a MESS ... in flip flops and that bad dress ... I can't 

[WaltersHair]

Trucker Barbie is working future MIL's last nerve.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Let's fight over who the con ripped off for the most money. 

[Gobi]

Did she apply her fake eyelashes to her hat by mistake?

[Elizzikra]

"I created the illusion that I wasn't still having sex..." So you lied. Ok.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god that forehead tattoo. this is going to be good. 

That's right, Mom. Family is what really matter. Snerk.

[WaltersHair]

Braces AND a lip ring seem like a dangerous combo there, mom.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Did she apply her fake eyelashes to her hat by mistake?

I'm sure that was completely intentional. 

5 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

But what about little Manhattan Barbie? Aren't you dying for an update?

I wonder if they call her Hattie for short. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean you gotta really wanna snitch on someone to get a message to an inmate you have never had contact with a message that someone on the outside is cheating .. like I wouldn't even make it to the look up address and phone of the jail before I lost interest and remembered I had a life ... thats dedication to wanting to mess with someone that I just dont possess lol 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

"I created the illusion that I wasn't still having sex..." So you lied. Ok.

You think she did the magician’s hand movements?

[JenE4]

This church family looks like cartoon characters put through AI to look “realistic”—the mom with the 2-foot turban and the orange horned rimmed glasses, beads, and oversized flower; this daughter with her bouffant hairdo: dad with the polka dot and floral blouse.

Edited July 27, 2024 by JenE4