S07 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

who the fuck is she always texting 

[Empress1]

Shonta is a 35-year-old grandmother?!

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Where did False's chains go? He is bling light right now.

He's tired from his daylong workout.

[Auntie Anxiety]

True is breaking up with Shonta yet she still refuses to walk away.

[Pepper Mostly]

True sees Shonta and her bank account slipping away.

[kacesq]

Watching this show makes me think I need to up my wall art game.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Are those GUCCI PANTS?????

 

[Eldemarge]

I DO have a tank top that I wear to the gym that says "Hot Mess," but at least it won't confuse my trainer and make him think I'm trying to get his boo-tay.

[Auntie Anxiety]

True has money saved up from all the other women he was “dating” while in prison.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Take the money Shonta. You are paying two mortgages, got a demotion at work, and have kids to take care of. Take the damn money!!!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Watching this show makes me think I need to up my wall art game.

Hit the thrift shop! Thrift shops are positively bulging with wall art!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Watching this show makes me think I need to up my wall art game.

Word art is always in style.

[Empress1]

Shonta you better take that money!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

who the fuck is she always texting 

Probably another inmate.

[MagicEyes]

Now I'm thinking it might be a good idea to get some wall art. It might turn my life around!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Word art is always in style.

Maybe Shonta can cheer herself up with some wall art to match her various ill-advised message tees and tanks. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Probably another inmate.

She's still got a few bucks she needs to spend on someone.

[HorrrGoodnight]

What's her name from West Virginia.... That bottom jaw is doing the neutron dance. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Probably another inmate.

Is she taking suggestions from our favorite mortician, Tai?

[WaltersHair]

Mom is a big lump on the sofa. DYING

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Now I'm thinking it might be a good idea to get some wall art. It might turn my life around!

Live, laugh, date a convict

Edited August 24, 2024 by Gobi

[kacesq]

Does what’s her name need to keep that ridiculous hair piece on at all times?

[Keywestclubkid]

she is the reason for his mother being there GIRL be mad at yourself .. she abandoned him what control does he have over her 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Welcome home, Troy. Karen isn’t that interested in meeting the family, but if she takes a couple of gummies, that could change.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The only reason to take Karen with you to church is because you're afraid to leave her alone  in the apartment. 

[kacesq]

I think Troy needs to ditch his mom and his wife and start over.

[Keywestclubkid]

she slept in those damn lashes haha 

[Empress1]

 

Just now, kacesq said:

I think Troy needs to ditch his mom and his wife and start over.

I like him the best of the three.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I didn’t realize how bad Z’s acne is. Honey, a dermatologist could help you. Find one!

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

she slept in those damn lashes haha 

She did take the rest of her makeup off though!

[Eldemarge]

My ex-MIL used to bring ME up all the time in front of my ex-husband's last girlfriend, but in a POSITIVE way and it drove her nuts.  She couldn't understand why his mom liked me so much.

Petty Mission Accomplished.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she slept in those damn lashes haha 

Do NOT Google fly leg eyelashes.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Now I'm thinking it might be a good idea to get some wall art. It might turn my life around!

I have four pieces in my bedroom right now I got at thrift shops--three botanical prints and a copy of "At Dusk, Boston Common at Twilight" by Childe Hassam. Probably paid less than $40 for all of them. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karen’s going commando. TMI.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I didn’t realize how bad Z’s acne is. Honey, a dermatologist could help you. Find one!

Oh, you can see it under her makeup.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

She's still got a few bucks she needs to spend on someone.

Those Gucci pants aren't going to wear themselves. 

[Gobi]

Yanni the pan flute player is the mother of his daughter?

[kacesq]

Coochie spray.

God I love this show.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I'm gonna let the Holy Spirit put some air up this snatch. 

I'll add that to the things I never thought I would hear. 

[Keywestclubkid]

took me some gummies and aint wearing panites headed to church .. HAHAHAHA 

[WaltersHair]

Devil Gummies!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey needs some drugs because Kim stressed him out. He’s definitely not going to buy some drugs.

[kacesq]

I am generally not sympathetic to felons. But my God how do you not give these people time to decompress when many of them have locked up for very long times?

wait…she bought him a car?

[Elizzikra]

Kim put car seats in Joey's car?

[Red Bridey]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I didn’t realize how bad Z’s acne is. Honey, a dermatologist could help you. Find one!

That's why she's got to spackle that foundation on. It must be an inch thick.

[MagicEyes]

I bet that church isn't always this exciting! 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

My ex-MIL used to bring ME up all the time in front of my ex-husband's last girlfriend, but in a POSITIVE way and it drove her nuts.  She couldn't understand why his mom liked me so much.

Petty Mission Accomplished.

You are my role model. Teach me your ways.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I'm gonna let the Holy Spirit put some air up this snatch. 

I'll add that to the things I never thought I would hear. 

I’ll try to work that into a conversation this week.

[Eldemarge]

I know I've said this before to y'all, but I do NOT trust guys with tiny little mouths/lips. ALSO... eyes too close together.  RED FLAG!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Coochie spray.

God I love this show.

Wait, you don't put on your coochie spray before you go to church? Heathen.