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I DO have a tank top that I wear to the gym that says "Hot Mess," but at least it won't confuse my trainer and make him think I'm trying to get his boo-tay.

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2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Now I'm thinking it might be a good idea to get some wall art. It might turn my life around!

Live, laugh, date a convict

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My ex-MIL used to bring ME up all the time in front of my ex-husband's last girlfriend, but in a POSITIVE way and it drove her nuts.  She couldn't understand why his mom liked me so much.

Petty Mission Accomplished.

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3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Now I'm thinking it might be a good idea to get some wall art. It might turn my life around!

I have four pieces in my bedroom right now I got at thrift shops--three botanical prints and a copy of "At Dusk, Boston Common at Twilight" by Childe Hassam. Probably paid less than $40 for all of them. 

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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I didn’t realize how bad Z’s acne is. Honey, a dermatologist could help you. Find one!

Oh, you can see it under her makeup.

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I am generally not sympathetic to felons. But my God how do you not give these people time to decompress when many of them have locked up for very long times?

wait…she bought him a car?

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3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I didn’t realize how bad Z’s acne is. Honey, a dermatologist could help you. Find one!

That's why she's got to spackle that foundation on. It must be an inch thick.

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2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

My ex-MIL used to bring ME up all the time in front of my ex-husband's last girlfriend, but in a POSITIVE way and it drove her nuts.  She couldn't understand why his mom liked me so much.

Petty Mission Accomplished.

You are my role model. Teach me your ways.

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Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I'm gonna let the Holy Spirit put some air up this snatch. 

I'll add that to the things I never thought I would hear. 

I’ll try to work that into a conversation this week.

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