S07 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

How I Meth Your Mother.

DEAD

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s Arthur’s mother? I thought it was Hope sans pink hair.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So many choices. Pineapple sherbet. He's a monster!

[Keywestclubkid]

ok not to be a bitch but .. bangs would so work on her 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Arthur has a five head. Just saying.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I dont feel sorry for Z. She brought this situation on herself trying to play peacemaker between Troy and his mother when nobody asked her to.

She wants Mother Troy to blubber with gratitude over Z's magnanimity and selflessness. Hahahahahahaha

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Arthur has a five head. Just saying.

me and you are on the same wave

 

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

ok not to be a bitch but .. bangs would so work on her 

 

Edited August 24 by Keywestclubkid

[Elizzikra]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

(slipping in the side door and discreetly taking a seat in the back, hoping no one notices I'm late) Hola bunkies! Unavoidably delayed, I tripped and fell into a thrift shop! How's everyone's week been? 

Thanks so much for asking, @Elizzikra! He's doing OK--had to have another biopsy, the first was inconclusive. He's feeling pretty good, went out and drove Uber today! 

Poor True, he's so accident prone!

I'm glad he is feeling better and will keep sending good vibes your way.

Our takeout just arrived and I'm eating everything out of one bowl, in honor of Troy.

[kacesq]

I was touched by Arthur’s apparent sincerity and then here comes the “caught a crime, wasn’t my fault” stuff…

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

ok not to be a bitch but .. bangs would so work on her 

I don’t think she has enough hair. I think she, like Troy’s mother, has lost her hairline to traction alopecia.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Arthur has a five head. Just saying.

Maybe she needs a triangle tattoo...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Arthur learns the difficult lesson that no good deed goes unpunished.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

See? Shit happens! Tripping into or onto something/someone happens all the time.

"Every day, thousands of people accidentally fall into thrift shops. Won't you help?"

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I don’t think she has enough hair. I think she, like Troy’s mother, has lost her hairline to traction alopecia.

they make those headbands that have built in bangs .. im just throwing it out there haha 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She wants Mother Troy to blubber with gratitude over Z's magnanimity and selflessness. Hahahahahahaha

When she has put Z out before. Z is stupid.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Mom got so much older. Arthur got so many bad tattoos. 10 years goes by so fast. 

[Gobi]

Does he have "REVENGE" tattooed on his arm?

[WaltersHair]

See, this is how I miss important info. The forehead distracts.

[Keywestclubkid]

Latesha here we go girl 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor LaTisha. She is emotionally exhausted after learning that her hubby isn’t coming home after all.

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Latisha, she's so stressed out. She would like to speak to the manager, pronto. 

[Elizzikra]

Her paralegal is an ex-con???

[kacesq]

Ah, Latisha is doing research. Awesome. Law is so easily picked up via Google Law School.

this paralegal is FOS. There are tremendously dedicated public defenders out there. 
 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is her husband named Keith or Keef? 

Edited August 24 by Auntie Anxiety

[Keywestclubkid]

this man doesnt have teeth ... im sorry im not hiring someone that can't keep teeth in their mouth .... he can't afford teeth he aint winning anything 

[Gobi]

This guy seems shady AF.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is a fine handled comb anything like a fine toothed comb?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Paralegal Ben is ripping off Latisha and Keith for every penny he can get. 

[Pepper Mostly]

He goes through everything with a "fine handled comb". Dear lord. 

[kacesq]

Dude, he can’t get expunged until he’s out of effing jail, and there is no such thing as “no federal judge can deny it”

this guy is a snake oil salesman.

[Red Bridey]

Latisha isn't as smart as she thinks she is.

[SemiCharmedLife]

a fine-handled comb?  That doesn't sound very helpful.

[WaltersHair]

He talks a good game.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

This guy seems shady AF.

He saw Latisha coming from a mile away. He'll use that fine handled comb to separate her from her cash. 

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Latisha isn't as smart as she thinks she is.

A loaf of Wonder bread is smarter than Latisha.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sure, Keith's charges should have been thrown out at the start. That tracks. Next, he shows Latisha the bridge he has for sale. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

He talks a good game.

he doesnt have those pesky teeth to get in the way 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

this man doesnt have teeth ... im sorry im not hiring someone that can't keep teeth in their mouth .... he can't afford teeth he aint winning anything 

I have a family friend who grew up poor and came out of poverty with education - first in his family to go to college, then law school, now is chair of a firm. He got braces with his first full-time job paycheck. His teeth weren’t bad-bad, he said, but they were a giveaway that he’d grown up poor (his working class Philly accent was the other tell).

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

See, this is how I miss important info. The forehead distracts.

All of them!  The foreheads this season are last season's eyelashes.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Latisha isn't as smart as she thinks she is.

No one is as smart a Latisha thinks she is.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

This guy seems shady AF.

He can't contain his glee. Once she leaves he's going to break into his happy dance. Rent's getting paid for the foreseeable future!

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Latisha isn't as smart as she thinks she is.

She runs a tax business. Surely she knows an attorney who can refer her to a good defense attorney?

[kacesq]

Does Shanta’s shirt say what I think it does? Oh, hon….

[Keywestclubkid]

let me be your fantasy .. lol

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

She runs a tax business. Surely she knows an attorney who can refer her to a good defense attorney?

I mean... she got an inmate from another ex-con...

[Eldemarge]

Tank tops I would never wear:  LET ME BE YOUR FANTASY

[WaltersHair]

This paralegal is the little league coach that says "We can still win this thing"  and the score is 20 to 1.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shonta is exhausted, she has to lie down some more. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Does Shanta’s shirt say what I think it does? Oh, hon….

Your eyes are playing tricks on you. Her shirt really says, “Use me.”

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Where did False's chains go? He is bling light right now.

[Ladystardust]

Wait, Shonta is a grandma? Did we know this? How old is she??