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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

He wants a different life. Okay.

When he's staying at her house, eating all her food and drinking all her booze and  watching porn all day, she'll want a different life. 

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3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Given his great history, exactly why is she dating Joey? She knows he's a loser.

Don't you know? She, and only she, can fix him.

Issues? Girrrrrrrrrl...

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Now I know who Christine reminds me of!  The lady head in Total Recall that Schwarzenegger is wearing when he gets tripped up by intergalactic customs.  I know, current references only.

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5 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Yeah, heroin addicts are famous for their sexual excellence. Years of Intervention has shown me that they mostly drool and nod out, if not overdosing.

But we love them like crazy 

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Is this done now? I would think the beauty techs would want you to stay off the phone. But then again..

she brought the camera crew so..l

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1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Now I know who Christine reminds me of!  The lady head in Total Recall that Schwarzenegger is wearing when he gets tripped up by intergalactic customs.  I know, current references only.

"Have a great time!"

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1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

There is nothing more relaxing than wall decor that demands that I "relax and unwind."

I hate taking orders from wall art. Or people's T shirts. Just mind your own business already.

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1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Now I know who Christine reminds me of!  The lady head in Total Recall that Schwarzenegger is wearing when he gets tripped up by intergalactic customs.  I know, current references only.

The thing is, we all get it. We're old

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3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

you know who would just love to meet mrs raw dog? that dude that wanted to run the convict pregnancy house .. what was creep dudes name 

That would be Hugh Hefner wannabe, Mark:

 

Mark LAL.png

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2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I mean god forbid she didnt get that booty facial he would just up and leave 

He has STANDARDS. He'll probably also walk around her apartment and point out dust. 

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2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

The thing is, we all get it. We're old

Bless you.  Had I said that to the kids I work with, they would’ve looked at me like I was Christine.

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2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

LaTisha extends an olive branch to Keith’s sister, who will undoubtedly accept it with a lot of klass.

She undoubtedly thinks that LaTisha isn't worthy of her brother, the convicted felon. 

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2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She's worried about his penis dimension? Is it the Tell All already?

This could have been cleared up early on with a dick pick.

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2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

the housewives just call it a colonic haha 

Or "anal bleaching" 

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

did anyone check the stove?

She'd better, I'm sayin.

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I thought you could run the engine with a

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How dare he not want to sleep in a truck overnight when an actual bedroom is available? So selfish. 🙄

And electricity and plumbing. The nerve

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