S08.E18: The Big Bad Heartbreak

[TwirlyGirly]

Skyla confronts Michael about his intentions; Emily and Kobe reveal big news; Patrick ponders asking for the blessing; Jasmine nervously awaits the pageant results; Rob's decision catches Sophie off guard.

➡️Air date: 7/14/2024

[misokinesia]

I am so tired of hearing about "the blessing" 🙄 What is going to happen if Carlos says no? Really? Maybe just apologize for not asking... you know, because you weren't allowed to tell him you were marrying his daughter.

[MagicEyes]

Is anybody else here? Has everybody given up on this crapshow? 

[judylo]

Do we HAVE to start with Angela?

 

28 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Is anybody else here? Has everybody given up on this crapshow? 

This has been going on for FOUR MONTHS.

Edited July 15, 2024 by judylo

[sainte-chapelle]

Hi @MagicEyes @judylo how y’all doing? Anyone else here?

[For Cereals]

Here.  Just finally wrapped up Fear the Walking Dead and it was awful.

[judylo]

I’m telling you, guys, MILF MANOR, when half-watched, is more entertaining.

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

Do we H to start with Angela?

I'm ignoring anything that has to do with her. I hope she doesn't come back after this season. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Michael looks bigger than Angela now. She needs to build some muscle mass though…really important after weight loss surgery

Edited July 15, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Shelbie]

Here and already rolling my eyes at Angela.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola my lovely peeps! How's everyone's week been? I painted a little table I got at the thrift shop and decorated it with little flower transfers and it looks SO CUTE! Since I have no artistic or creative talent I am totally chuffed. I'm purging books and the new bookcases look a treat. It has been most satisfactory.

[MagicEyes]

Is my closed captioning wrong, or is their tiny innocent child really named Scar?

Some people have already guessed Emily's "surprise."

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

I’m telling you, guys, MILF MANOR, when half-watched, is more entertaining.

Maybe I will give it another shot. John Oliver shared clips and made fun of it during one of his shows 😂 

[For Cereals]

Is it the Twinkies Cowboy Angela reminds me of?  All legs and round middle?

Everyone please send good vibes to my little Meyer lemon tree.  Hoping I haven’t killed it.  I got some new food for it because it wasn’t looking great…of course I’d pick the most temperamental of the citrus trees.

[sainte-chapelle]

So a due date of March 2024….a little over 12 weeks…this was filmed a while ago

[MagicEyes]

Emily, nobody wants to  know where all of your babies were conceived! 😝

[sainte-chapelle]

That creep sperm donor dude..I already forget that Incels name…reminds me of the Netflix doc ´the man with 1000 kids’ …maps, notebooks and all

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Everyone please send good vibes to my little Meyer lemon tree.  Hoping I haven’t killed it.  I got some new food for it because it wasn’t looking great…of course I’d pick the most temperamental of the citrus trees.

Sending hugs to your little tree! Its so discouraging when a plant goes south. Some of mine just up and die for no reason. 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So a due date of March 2024….a little over 12 weeks…this was filmed a while ago

So she wasn't hiding a pregnancy in Cameroon?

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That creep sperm donor dude..I already forget that Incels name…reminds me of the Netflix doc ´the man with 1000 kids’ …maps, notebooks and all

Kyle…he’s kind of in it towards the end.  The group they created to populate Africa.

[Suzywriter]

13 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Is anybody else here? Has everybody given up on this crapshow? 

I just dragged in.

[Polliwollidoodle]

I finally remembered to check here so yeah I'm here too ( was just listing to the oval office but I'm back!).

I really loved Angela's housekeeping skills on display.

 

[Eldemarge]

I'm here too!

[Polliwollidoodle]

What is the lovefest with John and Cahlos? Thais' English has really gotten strong.

[Pepper Mostly]

Father Thais is just rubbing it in. He hates Patrick and is reveling in making him feel like shit. 

Translator app! I'm heading for Bingo!

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok it is kind of hilarious that he wants to drink beer with John and they can’t even communicate 

[Eldemarge]

So Ashley 'finds out' that Manual is sending money to his ex -- as in, money to support his children? Escandalo!   

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, the size of Patrick's arms! Man has arms like legs. Totally juicing. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, the size of Patrick's arms! Man has arms like legs. Totally juicing. 

Probably why he blew out his knee…roids weaken the joints

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ok it is kind of hilarious that he wants to drink beer with John and they can’t even communicate 

John is easygoing and friendly, just wants to drink a beer and kick back, not "bond" with him. 

And now Patrick, who's been nagging Carlos to go swimming, is scared to go into the water. Sweet Jesus. 

[tvrox]

HI all! Hope you're all surviving this heat. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jasmine is gunning for Miss Congeniality.

[sainte-chapelle]

Stop with the fucking blessing…that ship has sailed.

[tvrox]

20 minutes ago, judylo said:

Do we H to start with Angela?

 

This has been going on for FOUR MONTHS.

Seems like 40 years. 

[MagicEyes]

Oh my lord the eyeshadow!! 

[tvrox]

Is everyone excited for a fake pageant??? Nope. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jasmine is gunning for Miss Congeniality.

She is so demure and classy and friendly…of course she will win something 

[Polliwollidoodle]

I like the emcee or hostess of the beauty pageant's make up. Very elegant as fits a beauty pageant with Jasmine

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Oh my lord the eyeshadow!! 

I was just about to post those exact words! You must be my soul mate. Run away with me. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Oh my lord the eyeshadow!! 

She looks like she should be at one of the ballroom dancing competitions.

[MagicEyes]

I'd like to know how much Jasmine spent on this pageant.  Hair, makeup, dresses, jewelry, pageant fees--it's not a cheap hobby.

[Pepper Mostly]

This is the cheesiest thing ever. I love how they're all waiting "backstage", which looks like a corridor in a middle school.

[tvrox]

19 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola my lovely peeps! How's everyone's week been? I painted a little table I got at the thrift shop and decorated it with little flower transfers and it looks SO CUTE! Since I have no artistic or creative talent I am totally chuffed. I'm purging books and the new bookcases look a treat. It has been most satisfactory.

Did you get anyone to pick up your free stuff finally? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, tvrox said:

Seems like 40 years. 

[Pepper Mostly]

DO NOT GET ALL THE LADIES ON THAT CHEAPASS RICKETY STAGE, IT WILL COLLAPSE. 

[Polliwollidoodle]

I grew up in Brooklyn and our hostess sounds like home

[tvrox]

So everyone wins something. Pay for play. Ridiculous. 

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This is the cheesiest thing ever. I love how they're all waiting "backstage", which looks like a corridor in a middle school.

To win a title that means absolutely nothing having spent thousands.

[MagicEyes]

Is this a fake award?  I didn't see it on the website.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

Did you get anyone to pick up your free stuff finally? 

I did! It was a tough slog, though. I still have one bookcase left, someone is supposed to pick it up tomorrow, fingers crossed! 

Every single one of these women is going to get a crown and a sash.