S08.E15: Jack and the Visa Talk

[Pepper Mostly]

I would love to own that outfit Kobe is wearing. It looks cool and comfy. 

Maybe the hat's a bridge too far, though. 

Edited June 24, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[MagicEyes]

Is Ashley smudging her pets? Were they bringing evil spirits into the house?

[Shelbie]

Here comes some witchy stuff.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Is Ashley smudging her pets? Were they bringing evil spirits into the house?

Maybe its flea repellent.

[judylo]

Not having to read subtitles again because Manuel still doesn’t speak English!

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

The Kobe storyline is insane..who cares about your old friends! You live in the US now and have two kids with your wife.

I'd feel bad if my friends shunned my wedding because they judged me.

[sainte-chapelle]

Her dog rem8nds me of my neighbours dog….mean little hung but it is older and she took it in from an abusive household. A year later he is so sweet and run up to me for pets instead of trying to bite me.  She worked hard to turn that pup around. 

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Here comes some witchy stuff.

She has a smudging cauldron!  I can’t!

[tvrox]

Hi all! Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything LOL? 

She works hard? At what, witchcraft? 

[magemaud]

🎶She works hard for the money🎶

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Hi all! Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything LOL? 

She works hard? At what, witchcraft? 

What DOES she do with all those degrees? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I'd feel bad if my friends shunned my wedding because they judged me.

I would for a hot second but he knows who she is and he chose her. I don’t think she is a bad woman. I had this happen to me with one of my husbands friends because he was no longer available to go out 24/7. My husband chose me…you don’t like it there is the door Sir.

[Suzywriter]

I am so tired seeing Ashley frown and flare her nostrils in contempt. She opens them so wide that they look like tiny  shades.

 

[xls]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

🎶She works hard for the money🎶

So hard for it honey

[MagicEyes]

I need pastries! 

[tvrox]

On 6/22/2024 at 2:16 AM, xls said:

Just here to see the cheap azz, 'beauty pageant' 

Miss International World? 🤣🤣🤣

Not even trying to make it look real!

I too am Miss International World. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I am so tired seeing Ashley frown and flare her nostrils in contempt. She opens them so wide that they look like tiny  shades.

 

This is totally my tell for when I don’t like someone (flared nostrils).  I can’t help it 🤣

Edited June 24, 2024 by For Cereals

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, judylo said:

Not having to read subtitles again because Manuel still doesn’t speak English!

No need to learn English. Ashley keeps him at home like another pet. Only this one she can have sex with 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What DOES she do with all those degrees? 

She can use them for kindling to heat the home once her 100k debt catches up with her.

[Shelbie]

Just now, magemaud said:

No need to learn English. Ashley keeps him at home like another pet. Only this one she can have sex with 

But why would she want to ? I find nothing attractive about Manuel.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

I too am Miss International World. 

I am Miss Galaxy World. So there! 

[xls]

Let him leave then! 

Byeee

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

But why would she want to ? I find nothing attractive about Manuel.

Might be something we don’t see 😉

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, tvrox said:

I too am Miss International World. 

Oh my god! A celebrity is in our midst! (Bowing down).

[For Cereals]

Now I have the Hole song stuck in my head, “I’m miss world…”

[sainte-chapelle]

Perhaps puffy Natalia should cut back on the booze and mind her business. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I am Miss Galaxy World. So there! 

As you all know, in addition to being the Queen of Romania, a Nobel prize winning physicist, and a cowgirl, I am also Miss Universe. 

[judylo]

Thais is truly a bitch.

[Suzywriter]

16 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Emily is very pretty and good on her for trying to honour his traditions…none of this “ but I am an American “  bullshit

She brought an extra jaw just in case one fails.

[sainte-chapelle]

No Thais your friend is a c*nt and so are you

[Suzywriter]

17 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Emily is very pretty and good on her for trying to honour his traditions…none of this “ but I am an American “  bullshit

She brought an extra jaw just in case one fails.

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

No Thais your friend is a c*nt and so are you

Agreed! The way she attacked John was insane and uncalled for.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

Thais is truly a bitch.

Say it again, this time in Portuguese 

[For Cereals]

Just now, magemaud said:

Say it again, this time in Portuguese 

Thais is a bitch-eeee 

[MagicEyes]

Rob and Sophie are over. Can we let them go now? 

Why does Claire think she's the right person to tell other people what to do? She's a complete mess. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Her reaction to John calling her a slut makes me think he touched a nerve…Natalia has been throwing herself at every American in town and is super jealous of Thais and she is too much of an idiot to see it.  Thais she accused your husband of cheating and you are cool with that? No 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, poor Rob. He's the real victim here. 

[Zombness]

Just now, magemaud said:

Say it again, this time in Portuguese 

Thais  é uma vadia

[magemaud]

I looked up how to say “slut” in Portuguese and it’s a really fun word, “vagabunda” 

I’m going to work it into my conversational speech this week 

[Pepper Mostly]

Can't Rob buy, say, two boxes of granola bars? 

[Shelbie]

This is so BORING 🥱 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, poor Rob. He's the real victim here. 

Rob is too narcissistic to be in a relationship. It's all about him. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can't Rob buy, say, two boxes of granola bars? 

And a six pack of toilet paper? 

Edited June 24, 2024 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

So.....they live in a storage container?

Look at Mama Sophie. The canary wings are sticking out of her mouth. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Lolll he got mad about a granola bar…,this is nuts. Food in the house is shared food…you..are…married

[Zombness]

Neither Rob nor Sophie are mature enough to make the relationship work.

Edited June 24, 2024 by Zombness
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[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Angela and Michael. Time for anecdotes! I found a facial steamer at Binstar and it is heaven on earth. I had a fab facial today. 

Irony department. Angela tells MICHAEL to calm down. OK

 I'm in a war with my stupid neighbor who has nothing better to do than sit in the lobby and make fun of people. Wish me luck! 

[MagicEyes]

If these crazy kids can't make it, what hope is there for any of us?

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can't Rob buy, say, two boxes of granola bars? 

Now now…that is too bougie. Like having an indoor toilet or a blanket

[magemaud]

“If we wasn’t…”

[MagicEyes]

Just now, tvrox said:

 I'm in a war with my stupid neighbor who has nothing better to do than sit in the lobby and make fun of people. Wish me luck! 

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