S08.E13: The Liar, the Witch and the Postnup

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

Other guy.

So, she was supposedly a virgin when she met Asuelu. Guess she's making up for lost time now that she's free of him. Now someone needs to let her know that she doesn't have to let every guy she plays hide the salami with impregnate her. 

[Dakisela]

39 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

He broke up with her because he is a mean demonic sadist.

Just a toxic little man.  Does he really think this makes him look cool or maybe get a following?  Who would sign on to that??!!?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kobe’s former girlfriend. I’m on the edge of my seat. Zzzzzzzz

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Lume commercials should be banned.

Agreed! "We women stink, in all kinds of place! You don't want to stink, do you? Slather yourself with our product!" 

[CrazyInAlabama]

10 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, she was supposedly a virgin when she met Asuelu. Guess she's making up for lost time now that she's free of him. Now someone needs to let her know that she doesn't have to let every guy she plays hide the salami with impregnate her. 

I've wondered how many other baby Asuelu's are in the world, because if he was having 'fun' with Kalani, how many other tourists did he also have 'fun' with?   And also locals, some who might bad taste in men, like Asuelu the big man-baby.  

Edited June 10 by CrazyInAlabama

[MagicEyes]

Yawn. Is this the most boring storyline they've ever come up with?

[sainte-chapelle]

The ship has sailed Emily, who cares if he lied

[Auntie Anxiety]

So the production assistant isn’t going to show? I’m so disappointed. Just kidding.

[Pepper Mostly]

I dearly hope that Emily is playing a part here. I was starting to like her. This storyline is so fucking stupid. Emily! You are married to Kobe! You have his children! Why is this important??

Emily. Stop this. 

[Suzywriter]

Emily, stop.

[Pepper Mostly]

This is so monumentally stupid I can feel my brain melting. 

[magemaud]

“And Emily, were you still in love with that guy in prison when you met me?”

[Auntie Anxiety]

I. Am. So. Fucking. Bored.

[sainte-chapelle]

Who cares Emily! He is right, she is being selfish, let him enjoy his time with his friends and family 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, they couldn't even find a PA anywhere who was willing to play the part of Kobe's ex? Someone at Sharp is asleep at the switch. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assley rides in on her self-righteous horse.

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

. Now someone needs to let her know that she doesn't have to let every guy she plays hide the salami with impregnate her. 

But condoms are for slut people! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Nothing happened Emily, you made it happen because you are incredibly insecure. Get therapy please and drag Loren with you.

[Pepper Mostly]

HAH, called it! I thought it was student loans! She's an idiot. 

[magemaud]

Ashley is counting on her student loans being forgiven 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assley is waiting for someone who didn’t go to college, but a trade school, never ran up any student debt and now has a good paying job to take care of her student loans.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, she has 100K in student loan debt--does she have a single degree? 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, they couldn't even find a PA anywhere who was willing to play the part of Kobe's ex? Someone at Sharp is asleep at the switch. 

I am commenting as though this is real but I think this is a BS storyline. Emily was quite wild herself….they hooked up in China not really thinking much would happen…she got pregnant…they fell in love…end of story

[judylo]

Why hasn’t Manuel learned English by now? I don’t want to read subtitles on my little TV too far away!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Manuel wouldn't forget the round figure of $100K in debt.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

Ashley is counting on her student loans being forgiven 

I would not be holding my breath if I was her. Loans for people who have gone into some sort of public service or caring profession are being forgiven on a limited basis, but not much else. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, she has 100K in student loan debt--does she have a single degree? 

Last week, she said she had three degrees. BA in fairy dust, MA in unicorns and a PhD in positive vibe catching.

[magemaud]

Ashley and Danielle were working off the same script. 

[tvrox]

52 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I had such a great Mother/Daughter weekend in Philadelphia. We went to Reading Terminal Market, the noon organ concert at Macy’s, saw the Barnes Foundation art collection (the guy bought 181 Renoirs!) the Mary Cassatt exhibit at the Museum of Art and saw the Philadelphia Orchestra in a semi-staged performance of La Boheme. But the biggest surprise was the Magic Gardens tour. We didn’t know what to expect and it was spectacular. Weather was great, too. I highly recommend Philly for a weekend getaway 

The Barnes is great! 

[Suzywriter]

Ashley always looks angry. I would not be able to hang around that.

[Zombness]

Just now, judylo said:

Why hasn’t Manuel learned English by now? I don’t want to read subtitles on my little TV too far away!

Because Ashley keeps speaking to him in Spanish.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Ashley he has that thousand bucks is squirreled away in a secret bank account so he can flee when the time is right. Wake UP. 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I would not be holding my breath if I was her. Loans for people who have gone into some sort of public service or caring profession are being forgiven on a limited basis, but not much else. 

Doctors. First responders. Teachers. Nurses. Not Witches?

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, she has 100K in student loan debt--does she have a single degree? 

 A Master of Arts in Crankiness.

[sainte-chapelle]

This conversation should be between Rob and Sophie and only Rob and Sophie

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

The Barnes is great! 

I had never heard of it and a high school friend recommended it. I was just amazed at the collection! 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, magemaud said:

Doctors. First responders. Teachers. Nurses. Not Witches?

Maybe that's Social Work? Or maybe Policing her husband counts.

[judylo]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I would not be holding my breath if I was her. Loans for people who have gone into some sort of public service or caring profession are being forgiven on a limited basis, but not much else. 

Not witches? They don’t qualify?

[AR Traveler]

13 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Agreed! "We women stink, in all kinds of place! You don't want to stink, do you? Slather yourself with our product!" 

I read somewhere that the so-called filthy Middle Ages were actually much healthier than originally thought for the reason that they didn't slather themselves with millions of products, clogging up the skin.

[tvrox]

53 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

How long have Mike and Ange been together? 

Way too long. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

This conversation should be between Rob and Sophie and only Rob and Sophie

Oi! Sophie's 'er lookout, innit? Rob's a proper tosser, and 'e needs a proper bollocking!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did you see the article about a woman who went missing and it was later reported that she was consumed by a python?

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oi! Sophie's 'er lookout, innit? Rob's a proper tosser, and 'e needs a proper bollocking!

Wanker.

Apparently Sophie learned how to pick a good man from her mother.

[MagicEyes]

Claire is so gentle and kind. I'm sure she's the perfect person to have this conversation with Rob! 

[tvrox]

42 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is anyone interested in Jasmine’s rigged pageant? I’d be shocked, SHOCKED if she won.

I'm shocked at the cost. $1,200??! And i"m sure that doesn't include the costs of the outfits. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Claire wants to kill Knob.

[magemaud]

Claire looks like the AC broke at Madame Tussaud’s. 

[MagicEyes]

Who is she to be calling anything else a train wreck?!

[sainte-chapelle]

Peaky fook’n Blinders 

Just now, magemaud said:

Claire looks like the AC broke at Madame Tussaud’s. 

💀 

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

I'm shocked at the cost. $1,200??! And i"m sure that doesn't include the costs of the outfits. 

When my daughter was 2 or 3 (!), I was approached in a mall by a pageant shill.  For a brief minute, I thought about it (this was before I saw Toddlers and Tiaras), then among other things, saw the $$$ involved.  Wow!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

I read somewhere that the so-called filthy Middle Ages were actually much healthier than originally thought for the reason that they didn't slather themselves with millions of products, clogging up the skin.

Ever read any of Ruth Goodman's history books? I forget which one it was, maybe "How To Be aTudor" but she spent quite a bit of time explaining the people were a lot cleaner than we are led to believe they were in the old days. Women wore a shift next to their skin, which absorbed all the sweat and so on, outer clothes were clean. Lots of interesting info on how people stayed clean and kept their homes clean too. Really interesting! I love her books, and I've watched all the TV shows she's done with other historians, too. Tudor Monastery Farm, Wartime Farm, Victorian Farm. Great stuff.