S08.E12: Pornocchio

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

It's so sad seeing Alexei and his dad talking to his mom.  

I hope everyone is safe

[Auntie Anxiety]

Who is ready for more manufactured drama?

[MagicEyes]

Does anyone care about Kobe's ex-girlfriend?

[Shelbie]

This is such a made up pile of bullshit.

[For Cereals]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Does anyone care about Kobe's ex-girlfriend?

Nope unless she’s sharing recipes

[sainte-chapelle]

Emily is very attractive but that pink dress in the talking heads is not flattering 

[Gobi]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Does anyone care about Kobe's exgirlfriend or his wife?

FTFY

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Does Alexi’s family live close to Gaza? I forget where they are located.

He’s from Nof HaGalil which appears to be about a hundred miles to the north 

[Suzywriter]

Emily is such a shit-stirrer.

[magemaud]

The nerve of Kobe to have ever had a girlfriend before he knocked up Emily! 

[Suzywriter]

17 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I know you're in debt, Ashley, but there is this thing stores sell called a "brassiere."  They are between 45 - 1 million dollars.

Call me a body shaming, but I can't stand swinging knockers.  Reel 'em in.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Emily is such a shit-stirrer.

As fake as this is I do think there is truth in it..she always looks for a problem because she has low self esteem and thinks a dude must have an issue which is why she dated jail birds and thugs before she met Kobe. She did well..,leave it alone.

[For Cereals]

I’m loving this foolishness with Ashley and Manuel and the lawyer.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Call me a body shaming, but I can't stand swinging knockers.  Reel 'em in.

I went to Austria recently and none wore bras…so..many…nipples. 

[Shelbie]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Call me a body shaming, but I can't stand swinging knockers.  Reel 'em in.

I agree but to me the swinging breasts look better than Jasmine’s which never move.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Live music! Sorry, but I would have left by now.

[MagicEyes]

I'm so glad I don't have to go to Gino's family reunions. 

[sainte-chapelle]

This…this is awful

[SunnyBeBe]

WTH?
 

 

[Gobi]

Jizzmen is truly a piece of shit.

[SunnyBeBe]

Where is the family reunion? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine: you forgot to bring my vegan meat. And in case anyone missed that, I’m a vegan.

[Gobi]

Everyone at the reunion is thinking "Jesus, here we go again!".

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine should have begged for money online for the pageant if it was so important. She begs online for everything else.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Where is the family reunion? 

Obviously not Sicily! 

[SunnyBeBe]

Don’t vacation in FL and then poor mouth about trivial things like pageants….

[sainte-chapelle]

Why are they doing this in front of his family?!?! 

[judylo]

Jasmine looks good here … low-key makeup.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fantasy football doesnt take up the entire year. What else does he do?

[SunnyBeBe]

Who is that woman telling Gino had to spend his money? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Th family sits there like the high tribunal. And since when does Jasmine have a problem airing dirty sexual laundry?

[magemaud]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

Who is that woman telling Gino had to spend his money? 

His cousin’s shit stirring wife 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Fantasy football doesnt take up the entire year. What else does he do?

Fantasy baseball?

[SunnyBeBe]

They love the drama.  Sick…

[For Cereals]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Th family sits there like the high tribunal. And since when does Jasmine have a problem airing dirty sexual laundry?

I’m surprised she didn’t say he won’t let her pee on him like usual 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why are they doing this in front of his family?!?! 

Because Gino is a passive aggressive ass.

 

[Gobi]

Just now, For Cereals said:

I’m surprised she didn’t say he won’t let her pee on him like usual 

When she's pissed off, he isn't pissed on.

[Eldemarge]

Jasmine was so independent, Gino was paying for all her living expenses in Panama.  Okay, Jasmine.  We've SEEN the past seasons!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait. I thought that Manuel was the one who wasn’t being forthcoming. 

[Shelbie]

Three different degrees and still dumb as a bucket of rocks.

[Gobi]

Damn, I wanted to hear what her degrees were, but she dodged the question.

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Fantasy baseball?

Fantasy curling? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The lawyer should refer them to a couples therapist.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ashley has life long student syndrome..those debts will get higher

Just now, Gobi said:

Damn, I wanted to hear what her degrees were, but she dodged the question.

Bullshit online degree mills in witchy woo 

[Shelbie]

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Fantasy baseball?

 

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Fantasy curling? 

Maybe these are two of Ashley’s degrees.

[SunnyBeBe]

It’s tricky as an attorney with 2 spouses with competing interests.  Conflict of interests.  Best to represent one party. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assley is another one who should have gone to trade school instead of racking up a $100K student loan for degrees in fairy essences, unicorns and capturing positive vibes with a fish net.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Shelbie said:

 

Maybe these are two of Ashley’s degrees.

Dead

[magemaud]

Ashley has a bachelors degree in marine science. She was studying it in Ecuador when she met Manuel. I read that she also took some business courses although I don’t know if they were spiritual business specific. 

[Eldemarge]

Drag Her, Manuel!!!