Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[Red Bridey]

"We" worked so hard for all this? Who is this we, Chartreuse? What exactly have YOU done?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrew, you drained your retirement account for this. Sucks to be you.

[Eldemarge]

She's like, "So can you just go Home??  Leave me the truck and the apartment, though."  😅

[Keywestclubkid]

what is she dearling with actually him being to nice and paying for everything? what is she bitching about 

[Gobi]

I don't think Candice can afford to be picky. Just sayin'.

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Candice: Its been such a long day already. 

Pepper Mostly: Girl, its 10 AM

Time for a margarita!

[Pepper Mostly]

Candice feels she can make this work, if Andrew will just give her his banking information and go far far away. 

[Empress1]

Ayonna’s mother is gorgeous. I need her skin care regimen TUH-DAY.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

She's like, "So can you just go Home??  Leave me the truck and the apartment, though."  😅

And as much cash as you have left, kthxbai

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So why exactly is he supposed to keep paying for things if she's telling him she doesn't want him around? She needs to get better at stringing him along. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Andrew needs to take the truck, apartment, rent-a-furniture and go!  She wants to do it on her own, so let her.

3 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

"We" worked so hard for all this? Who is this we, Chartreuse? What exactly have YOU done?

Caught a "sucker" and reeled him in.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

what is she dearling with actually him being to nice and paying for everything? what is she bitching about 

He's worrying about her too much. Plus she wants to call her real boyfriend, Tiny or Deez Nuts or Flip flop or whatever his name his, who'll bring her some gas station flowers and some meth. 

[Maybeitsme]

Candice is a total hard a** 

But he is not going down without a fight. By God Candice, he is going to show you a normal relationship because you don't know normal lol

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Andrew needs to take the truck, apartment, rent-a-furniture and go!  She wants to do it on her own, so let her.

Eh, he’s a cuck, and then there’s the sunk costs.

[Pepper Mostly]

I do hope that we'll be treated to a lovely sidewalk wedding this evening. Wonder what Samantha will wear? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Rick, your stomach is trying to tell you something.  Run away!

[Keywestclubkid]

im sick to my stomach yea that screams your making the right decision 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wouldn't be mad if there was a runaway groom on tonight's show.

[Red Bridey]

Dumbass bridegroom doesn't even shave for the occasion.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The wedding is making me mist up. Okay, not really.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Candice is a total hard a** 

But he is not going down without a fight. By God Candice, he is going to show you a normal relationship because you don't know normal lol

 

"I will show you what real love feels like, BY GOD!!!" 
 

[SemiCharmedLife]

"Saving myself". Say what?????

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, she's wearing a lovely flannel shirt from the Tractor Supply Bridal Collection. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I see she went with the traditional wedding flannel ....

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I do hope that we'll be treated to a lovely sidewalk wedding this evening. Wonder what Samantha will wear? 

Oooo. I'm hoping for some kind of jumpsuit with either sequins or fur (or both!)

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, she's wearing a lovely flannel shirt from the Tractor Supply Bridal Collection. 

wonder twin powers activate 

[Maybeitsme]

What a beautiful wedding 

[Gobi]

This has been a fairytale. Like one of the original Grimm's fairytales where someone dies.

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[Keywestclubkid]

you couldnt slip into a closet or something? a bathroom stall the ditch outside the building? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

It looks like these two guys are the couple that are "just married," which in actuality, would be a better partnership...

[Red Bridey]

Worst fairy tale ever. The "gaurds" are actually coming for her.

[JenE4]

Whoa! I didn’t know we were getting a wedding today! By the looks of Samantha’s flannel shirt, maybe she didn’t, either.

[Elizzikra]

You know all the other drivers think that Michael married his uber driver...

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wonder twin powers activate 

We've done it again! Its uncanny really. 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Whoa! I didn’t know we were getting a wedding today! By the looks of Samantha’s flannel shirt, maybe she didn’t, either.

I stepped away long enough to put the laundry in the dryer and look what I missed...

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

you couldnt slip into a closet or something? a bathroom stall the ditch outside the building? 

@Keywestclubkid you've officially watched too many of these shows!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

It looks like these two guys are the couple that are "just married," which in actuality, would be a better partnership...

Maybe don't decorate the car if you are not driving away with your spouse? I agree, they would make a better couple. I like Rick's friend. He 100% sees how absurd this all is. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

you couldnt slip into a closet or something? a bathroom stall the ditch outside the building? 

Is there a cornfield nearby? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Whoa! I didn’t know we were getting a wedding today! By the looks of Samantha’s flannel shirt, maybe she didn’t, either.

Damn, we didn't get the invitation, or I'm sure we also would be in our wedding attire.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

@Keywestclubkid you've officially watched too many of these shows!!

I just know what the viewers of this show have come to expect dont set the bar low if you can't keep going lower this show knows what it is lol

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Damn, we didn't get the invitation, or I'm sure we also would be in our wedding attire.

Best tittie T? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

I stepped away long enough to put the laundry in the dryer and look what I missed...

The Wedding of the Century. It will be talked about for years to come. "Where were you when Rick and Samantha got married?"

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Damn, we didn't get the invitation, or I'm sure we also would be in our wedding attire.

And I had my pickle costume dry cleaned and ready!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

I stepped away long enough to put the laundry in the dryer and look what I missed...

This show has been known to tease a wedding for 4 or 5 episodes, and now one pops up and is over with in a flash...

[Auntie Anxiety]

So it looks like Candice actually fesses up. It was all about the money, Go figure!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

This show has been known to tease a wedding for 4 or 5 episodes, and now one pops up and is over with in a flash...

Probably an indication of how long the actual wedding will last...

[Red Bridey]

What IS Samantha's game plan in getting hitched to this loser? He's not that rich, he's not that good looking. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael isn’t going to be an angel, Joey. Stop being stupid.

[Keywestclubkid]

the first step is realizing its dumb then doing something about it...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Best tittie T? 

I had my hot pink marabou coat and skin tight dress with cutouts all laid out. Gold lipstick and a lack of underwear complete the ensemble.