Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[Gobi]

🎶I'm getting sentenced in the morning!

Ding dong the bells are gonna chime!

We'll have a whopper, so pull out the stopper!

And get me to the court on time!🎵

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Ayonna doesn’t seem to know her daughter very well. “Maybe she’ll get a a chance to think about her decisions…..”

[Keywestclubkid]

she dont give a darn about those kids .. she acts like shes 14 and a love sick puppy those kids are not her priority 

[kacesq]

Shonta, these are red flags. Pay attention.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Ayonna doesn’t seem to know her daughter very well. “Maybe she’ll get a a chance to think about her decisions…..”

The only thing holding her back all along was sufficient time to think...

[Maybeitsme]

13 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We see that again and again. The women may as well say, "get me a ring that I can pawn for a lot of money." The new ones are more likely to keep the ring. The early seasons featured the dramatic ring throwing scenes.

Now a days you're lucky to  get the 90 dollar ring from the pawn shop 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

she dont give a darn about those kids .. she acts like shes 14 and a love sick puppy those kids are not her priority 

Butbutbut she loves them more than  anything!!

[JenE4]

Ayanna is having a raw carrot for her “last meal.” 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Ayanna is having a raw carrot for her “last meal.” 

I don't really know but I'm guessing there aren't a lot of fresh veggies in jail.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

The only thing holding her back all along was sufficient time to think...

And the brain cells needed to do it...

[kacesq]

Right, True. You ain’t ever seen her, your family says she’s not your type, but sure. You’re ready to completely seduce this idiot.

[SemiCharmedLife]

True needs to change his name...to False.

[Gobi]

Did she call a 1-800 sex line?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shonta is getting hot and bothered over True’s sweet talk. She’s a pushover.

[Ladystardust]

Coming in late - is Ayonna going to turn herself in wearing JUST a bra? I don't think that's what they meant.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

♥️♥️TrueeeeVibe ♥️♥️ My head will explode.

[Elizzikra]

Oh Shonta. I am so sorry for what happened to you. Get some counseling girl...

[kacesq]

I am so sick of seeing Mama June’s face 

[Eldemarge]

Hi Bunkies, I'm here! I was trying to clean out the AirBnB blender because it was yucky on the bottom, but I've been watching from the kitchen!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Joey finally seeing the real Michael? You know, the Michael who insists that he’s going to change?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

♥️♥️TrueeeeVibe ♥️♥️ My head will explode.

I was going to ask you all if you noticed that! 

I really need to get more creative with my cell address book.

[Keywestclubkid]

there are women in here that drool over me? I wish my ego was even a third of this dudes haha 

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Coming in late - is Ayonna going to turn herself in wearing JUST a bra? I don't think that's what they meant.

At least it's not the same bra she wears to work...

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Hi Bunkies, I'm here! I was trying to clean out the AirBnB blender because it was yucky on the bottom, but I've been watching from the kitchen!

I hope you are making margaritas...

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

there are women in here that drool over me? I wish my ego was even a third of this dudes haha 

It's the awesome power of delusion...

[Gobi]

Where's @Pepper Mostly? Was her parole revoked?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Gobi said:

Where's @Pepper Mostly? Was her parole revoked?

She probably has a meeting with the other wardens...

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shonta is getting hot and bothered over True’s sweet talk. She’s a pushover.

She's thinking he's a lover but he sounds like a personal life coach 

Maybe that's what she needs,  maybe it will work out

As long as he gets his "payoff"

whatever that is

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

That helped.

I love how Ayonna "sacrifices" for her kids by being late to report to jail on time.

Hey, she HAD TO FEED HER DAUGHTER, you monster. 

Hola, bunkies! I hope you all didn't do anything to cause you to get your ass beat this week. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How creepy to be watched all day every day. 

[kacesq]

I’m sorry, it’s just creepy. This disembodied voice chastising not his kids,

and what is this nonsense calling her Baby Momma? Come on.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’m sorry, it’s just creepy. This disembodied voice chastising not his kids,

and what is this nonsense calling her Baby Momma? Come on.

Sick

[kacesq]

Guy has been in jail forever and he thinks he’s this amazing catch.

[Elizzikra]

You know, Rob is a peacemaker...

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’m sorry, it’s just creepy. This disembodied voice chastising not his kids,

and what is this nonsense calling her Baby Momma? Come on.

a control freak coming out of prison what could go wrong 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tennie can’t wait till her stalker soulmate comes back home. I’m still wondering about his troublesome tattoo.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh Rob, you are not in an actual marriage. You are in a sham marriage supported by creeper cameras.

[Ladystardust]

I swear that is one of those pet cameras where you can check on your pets when you're out and talk to them.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

She probably has a meeting with the other wardens...

Hey, I"m no fucking screw! Don't get me written up for being late, houseguest and I were watching Death in Paradise, my new favorite binge. 

@kacesq, sending tons of positive mojo your way! You got this!

[kacesq]

You think that’s her actual house or some airBNB that she rented for the show?

Candice is a shameless user. 

[Eldemarge]

I hate this guy.  He think he's in charge of that household already and it's not his household.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Candice: Andrew, you can look but you can’t touch. And I need more money, btw.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m sorry, it’s just creepy. This disembodied voice chastising not his kids,

and what is this nonsense calling her Baby Momma? Come on.

Totally creepy, and they all interact with him like he's sitting there.  And he's making the kid drop and give him twenty? Asshole. 

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I swear that is one of those pet cameras where you can check on your pets when you're out and talk to them.

Can he also toss her a treat when she is a good girl?

[Empress1]

Starting late but I’ll catch up!

Ayonna’s mother is so sick of her bullshit. I love it.

Edited June 1, 2024 by Empress1

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Guy has been in jail forever and he thinks he’s this amazing catch.

He's a catch.  He was caught by the state for 13 years! <rim shot> 

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

a control freak coming out of prison what could go wrong 

There had better not be any crumbs on the stove. We know how that goes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey, I"m no fucking screw! Don't get me written up for being late, houseguest and I were watching Death in Paradise, my new favorite binge. 

@kacesq, sending tons of positive mojo your way! You got this!

I’ve been watching Trigger Point on Britbox. Recommend.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Can he also toss her a treat when she is a good girl?

I wonder if you can put M&Ms in there?

[kacesq]

So if it’s all too fast I’m sure Candice is giving back all the stuff.

[JenE4]

Wait, what was that about women eyeing him up and guys telling him to take the women in there. What women?!? The female guards who maybe don’t actually let him have a phone so he can protect the whole cell block…but they just have no desire to peek around his little yellow hand towel? Yeah, we’re paid to observe you, but there’s a 6” square towel in the way. 

[Keywestclubkid]

dont touch me dont be nice to me dont BREATH just give me money and go away ....

[Pepper Mostly]

Candice: Its been such a long day already. 

Pepper Mostly: Girl, its 10 AM