Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[Pepper Mostly]

He can't tell his family why he proposed to her because she's sitting right there so he can't cop to playing her for a fool. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Delusional people!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good luck, Rick. You’ll need it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Let's remember Shonta is currently paying for two mortgages so she can live with a man she never met in person who clearly is only using her for money.

[Pepper Mostly]

PLEASE tell me Rick and Samantha will have a lovely sidewalk wedding. 

[Floatingbison]

I literally just snorted out loud.  I did not expect Metallica.  I legit thought it would be Rod Stewart or someone like that.

 

[Keywestclubkid]

he even went to church that time we went to church .. dudes trying to remember the script haha 

[WaltersHair]

Uber driver as best friend and actor wannabe

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does an Uber driver charge you for going to church with you?

[Pepper Mostly]

Did she text him her Amazon wish list? I am DYING here. 

[Floatingbison]

That is a fine looking ring assortment, right next to the assault rifle display.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does an Uber driver charge you for going to church with you?

does he also moonlight as a stripper cause if so I think we might have found his love connection driving around her friend in another town 

[Eldemarge]

Meh, just get her that cute Gucci camera bag I saw behind the counter!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick, you’re already broke. Stop the money hemorrhage.

[Floatingbison]

Love is everlasting, especially 90 dollar and eight cent love.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rick, you’re already broke. Stop the money hemorrhage.

he can just get another credit card .. you know lol 

[JenE4]

$90.08. The eight cents sent me over.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

PLEASE tell me Rick and Samantha will have a lovely sidewalk wedding. 

And please let a tour bus roll by.

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Did she text him her Amazon wish list? I am DYING here. 

Including crepe away. Seriously?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mr. Uber has Samantha’s number. If only Rick would listen to him.

[Eldemarge]

I met an Uber driver once who, when we started chatting, we both found out that the first Musical we ever saw on stage was The Wiz.  What a weird coincidence.  That guy was cool as hell.

[SemiCharmedLife]

He spent more on supplements than the ring!  Holy cow!

[Keywestclubkid]

the difference between her and the last two she is in prison thats about it 

[WaltersHair]

He spent as much on vitamins as the wedding ring he was considering....

[OoogleEyes]

I am laughing so hard and I had so many comments but my goddamn phone is acting up and let me tell you, Bunkies. you missed a gold mine. 

I crack myself up

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I met an Uber driver once who, when we started chatting, we both found out that the first Musical we ever saw on stage was The Wiz.  What a weird coincidence.  That guy was cool as hell.

My husband drives Uber when AV work is thin on the ground (he works freelance). Its the perfect job, he loves to drive and he loves to talk to people. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Love is everlasting, especially 90 dollar and eight cent love.

It's still better than the one Redd bought at the casino gift shop. The bar is so low on this show.

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he can just get another credit card .. you know lol 

As we learned from Chance, every purchase raises his credit score!

[JenE4]

Long term investment?! Vitamins are either 30 or if you’re lucky 60-day bottles. This woman has been living on ramen and processed meat-like product. Surely, she can do without $500/month vitamin regimen.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

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As we learned from Chance, every purchase raises his credit score!

you dont have to work hard if you work smart ... chance got it all figured out man ...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I met an Uber driver once who, when we started chatting, we both found out that the first Musical we ever saw on stage was The Wiz.  What a weird coincidence.  That guy was cool as hell.

The first musical I ever saw on stage was "Hair". It was 1970, I was 16. I did see "The Wiz" several years later, same theater!

[SemiCharmedLife]

She's going to take $500 worth of supplements per month and then throw it all away by ingesting toxic meth or other drugs.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mr. Uber has Samantha’s number. If only Rick would listen to him.

His laughter warms my heart. I love this guy.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he can just get another credit card .. you know lol 

He should invest in a power washer and watch the money roll in. 

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I am laughing so hard and I had so many comments but my goddamn phone is acting up and let me tell you, Bunkies. you missed a gold mine. 

I crack myself up

It's almost scary how much we all think alike. Maybe it's the YEARS we've put in. Heck, I think this once a week thing is stronger than anything on LAL.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

you dont have to work hard if you work smart ... chance got it all figured out man ...

And you have to spend money to make money. Don’t forget that!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

She's going to take $500 worth of supplements per month and then throw it all away by ingesting toxic meth or other drugs.  

those supplements aint never gonna be used .. they will collect dust .. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Ayonna's gonna end up having a heart attack if she keeps up these crazy responses.  

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Long term investment?! Vitamins are either 30 or if you’re lucky 60-day bottles. This woman has been living on ramen and processed meat-like product. Surely, she can do without $500/month vitamin regimen.

No she can't. This is why they call it "hard time". The sacrifices. 

[Keywestclubkid]

why is she acting like shes going away for 20 years? lol shes more upset to not talk to her man for 15 days then her kids Jesus fucking Christ she is a mess 

Edited May 25, 2024 by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

So did Ayonna stop seeing the therapist because she beat the therapist up is cured?

[Eldemarge]

Ayonna is a brat so whatever she's sobbing about, I do not care and it's probably dumb.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And you have to spend money to make money. Don’t forget that!

Especially when you spend other people's money. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

those supplements aint never gonna be used .. they will collect dust .. 

Taking all those vitamins is a CHORE. I feel burdened by taking my biotin and calcium every day. 

[JenE4]

I don’t think Ayonna’s anger-management program worked. She is going off at all times. I think her man should have stayed with his original girlfriend that Ayonna brawled over him. He’s constantly having to try to talk her down.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He should invest in a power washer and watch the money roll in. 

Maybe there's a slightly used limo he can buy...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ayonna is funny and bubbly. Strange that we haven’t seen that part of her.

[Red Bridey]

And once again we end with the endless bucket of dramah that is poor put-upon Ayonna. The world hates her, Bunkies! Nobody has it as hard as her! Just wait until she finds out her soulmate isn't going to marry her. The End of the World!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Maybe there's a slightly used limo he can buy...

dont forget those custom coffee tables on the side he was doing 

[Pepper Mostly]

This woman has NO coping skills. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Ayonna. Driving under the influence wasn’t even her fault.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Is anyone crying along with/for Ayonna?  Anyone? Bueller?