Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

As livid as Alonna is about the judge, I'm feeling the same way about her...Seriously???  You were in court.  I hope the judge comes down hard on her.

Ayonna did wear her best super tight t-shirt dress for court.  She is so out of touch with reality.

[Keywestclubkid]

why is this girl always driving her around tho? is she a part time uber? what is the deal? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ayonna is mad at the clock in the car. Another temperamental issue I guess.

[Gobi]

They bleeped the "God" from goddamn? Really?

Edited May 25 by Gobi

[JenE4]

All this angst over having court on the same day as visitation and it was Zoom court?!? Gurl, you could have zoomed from the prison parking lot.

[Floatingbison]

I make all my major decisions with the help of wise strippers.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Yes, Ayonna, judges have power. GIRL SHUT UP

Right? Yes, the judge has been to law school, passed the bar, and gained enough experience in the legal profession to become a judge. An appointment I'm sure she does not take lightly. I mean, sure, she's not a stripper with anger issues who's engaged to a felon, but...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Candice thinks she deserves special treatment, just like every other inmate apparently.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ayonna going in ready to fight with the jailers.  She is the queen of bad decisions. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Gobi said:

They bleeped.the "God" from goddamn? Really?

It's like when they bleep the hole part of asshole...I choose to think they do that just to fuck with the censorship people. Ha.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ayonna is mad at the clock in the car. Another temperamental issue I guess.

That damn bitch ass disrespectful clock better watch itself, I'm sayin.

[Keywestclubkid]

those eyebrows that high pony that two sizes two small top ... good god lord baby Jesus hear me 

[Empress1]

Why is Candace mad?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

All this angst over having court on the same day as visitation and it was Zoom court?!? Gurl, you could have zoomed from the prison parking lot.

She had to FEED HER DAUGHTER! The poor mite was famished, she was in imminent danger of starvation. 

[Keywestclubkid]

You better stay there every night girl ... you listen to the one that can violate you 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

those eyebrows that high pony that two sizes two small top ... good god lord baby Jesus hear me 

Her hair is making me irrationally angry. It's so tight and high!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrew dropped a bundle, but money is no object when you’re getting played in love.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Why is Candace mad?

We could substitute the name of almost everyone on this show into this question. 

[Gobi]

Fried chicken? What, no nearby strip club for shrimp alfredo?

[Ladystardust]

Why do all these people have mirrored bedroom sets? I have never seen anyone in real life have one of those but maybe I have classier acquaintances? 

[Keywestclubkid]

like you know like when like every other word is like you know like .... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrew is going to start withholding money if he isn’t getting any sexy time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here it comes, she doesn't want any sexytime with Andrew. She's stressed. She's overwhelmed. Its a lot to take in. She needs space. 

She will never, ever have sex with him. 

[Empress1]

That producer’s tone was 100% “girl, be for fucking real.” HA!

[JenE4]

TV trays! This man furnished her whole apartment and even thought of TV trays! I haven’t seen anyone with those since the early 80s.

[Gobi]

"She hasn't slept with anybody for over two and a half years." Sure, Jan.

[Floatingbison]

"I'm attracted to Andrew."   I've seen POWs make more convincing propaganda video statements

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She had to FEED HER DAUGHTER! The poor mite was famished, she was in imminent danger of starvation. 

Ayonna's daughter

[Red Bridey]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Andrew is going to start withholding money if he isn’t getting any sexy time.

Well, he SHOULD, but he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer so I doubt he will.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Here it comes, she doesn't want any sexytime with Andrew. She's stressed. She's overwhelmed. Its a lot to take in. She needs space. 

She will never, ever have sex with him. 

but she insist that she IS attracted to him lol 

[Empress1]

Just now, JenE4 said:

TV trays! This man furnished her whole apartment and even thought of TV trays! I haven’t seen anyone with those since the early 80s.

Ha, I have them. Inherited from my grandmother! I never use them, though I often eat in front of the TV.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Why do all these people have mirrored bedroom sets? I have never seen anyone in real life have one of those but maybe I have classier acquaintances? 

It must be a staple in the local Rent-to-Own store.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Fried chicken? What, no nearby strip club for shrimp alfredo?

And this is Vegas! Strip clubs abound, can shrimp Alfredo be scarce? 

[Gobi]

Was that the quickest friend zone, and should friend zone be on the bingo card?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

"I'm attracted to Andrew."   I've seen POWs make more convincing propaganda video statements

She sounds like Patty Hearst when she was delivering the SLA's message to her parents. 

Just now, Gobi said:

Was that the quickest friend zone, and should friend zone be on the bingo card?

Yes and yes. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

It must be a staple in the local Rent-to-Own store.

it was back in the day..lol my mom once furnished our house with the stuff ... I vividly remember those bedroom sets lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Ayonna's daughter

Eh, she was using the id as a prop in the hopes that the judge would feel sorry for her kid.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

It must be a staple in the local Rent-to-Own store.

From the "Hollywood Glam" collection. 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh no ... lets hope this doesnt make him relapse 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Wanting chicken rather than sex tracks for this show.  Remember the woman with our favorite blue-suited beau who opted for a meal, cash, clothes, and just had to get to the bus asap, thereby avoiding sex? Or our favorite Tony who chose a steak instead of a blow job?  We either have people screwing in corn fields or doing everything to avoid sex.

[Gobi]

I don't know why the judge was angry, Ayonna could have breast fed her kid, after all.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Wanting chicken rather than sex tracks for this show.  Remember the woman with our favorite blue-suited beau who opted for a meal, cash, clothes, and just had to get to the bus asap, thereby avoiding sex? Or our favorite Tony who chose a steak instead of a blow job?  We either have people screwing in corn fields or doing everything to avoid sex.

I really do miss some Angela and Toni mess haha I can still smell that trailer through the tv 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey’s mom’s brain aneurysm may be the key the opens the lock to reality.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Wanting chicken rather than sex tracks for this show.  Remember the woman with our favorite blue-suited beau who opted for a meal, cash, clothes, and just had to get to the bus asap, thereby avoiding sex? Or our favorite Tony who chose a steak instead of a blow job?  We either have people screwing in corn fields or doing everything to avoid sex.

Blue suit guy! I called him Ben Carson, he bore an uncanny resemblance. 

[Floatingbison]

The Meth Road, right next to Fentynal Boulivard

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Eh, she was using the id as a prop in the hopes that the judge would feel sorry for her kid.

100%. She thought it would melt the judge's heart.  Instead the judge saw right through this BS. She's seen it all and  then some.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey, Michael isn’t getting out any time soon. Sorry, dude.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

The Meth Road, right next to Fentynal Boulivard

 

The Crack Causeway.

[Keywestclubkid]

its possible .. dude you know you aint getting out 

[Red Bridey]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Eh, she was using the id as a prop in the hopes that the judge would feel sorry for her kid.

She was trying to impress the judge with her mothering skills. Unfortunately, to impress the judge she should have woken up an hour early to feed the kid first. Dumb decisions, poor decision making skills.

Edited May 25 by Red Bridey