Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does getting out in a few days qualify for Love DURING Lockup?

[Gobi]

A secret already? Oh, heavens!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Candance looks very rough. Just saying.

[SemiCharmedLife]

"Love and Affection" in inmate speak = cash and gifts

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrew. You are not dating. Dating is going out with someone! Sheesh. 

[Keywestclubkid]

hey my love ... ugh my skin crawls when a guy says that 

[WaltersHair]

The amount of gifts purchased by the person on the outside is inversely proportional to how well the relationship will go once out of prison.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does getting out in a few days qualify for Love DURING Lockup?

Well, you know there's sure to be some issue with her paperwork that will delay her release. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Candice thinks Andrew is "pure,"  ie gullible as hell.

[Keywestclubkid]

I feel so bad for this dude already ... he just seems like he is gonna be eaten alive 

[kacesq]

She’s almost filtered her nose out of existence in that pic.

[Gobi]

"She was looking for her knight with a shining bank account."

[Keywestclubkid]

this dude is a pigeon .. like hes a mark lord baby Jesus 

[For Cereals]

I’m late!  I was watching a potential cast member/police chase on the news.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

She’s almost filtered her nose out of existence in that pic.

I'm calling her Wonky Eye-- due to the filter.

[Keywestclubkid]

NO its like that dude that dated the chick with the baby voice that had the stripper daughter all over again 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Son is calling. He got a new job so I have to take the call.

[Pepper Mostly]

I question Andrew's devotion. Does he have her TOENAILS?

Want to bet that before he started trawling inmate websites he took trips to Ukraine or Russia or the Philippines in search of a bride? Just a wild stab. 

[WaltersHair]

He's going to get clubbed like a baby seal.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Son is calling. He got a new job so I have to take the call.

Wow, congrats to your son! And I'm sure HR will overlook your unscheduled absence. This time. 

Edited April 20, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

He's going to get clubbed like a baby seal.

this show has jaded us ... we have seen so much .... we know 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

He's going to get clubbed like a baby seal.

DEAD

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

NO its like that dude that dated the chick with the baby voice that had the stripper daughter all over again 

Chazz and what's her name...

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Chazz and what's her name...

thats them ... her crying and that voice she spoke with UGH

[OoogleEyes]

"Dancer" 

Huh

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

He's going to get clubbed like a baby seal.

"If you really loved me, you would let me date other men after we get married."

[Auntie Anxiety]

A stripper really was the only thing missing from this shitshow.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go! Strippers! 

[Keywestclubkid]

a stripper on a suspended license ... yes this is the show I missed haha 

[DanaMB]

Wilkes Barre! I knew it looked familiar. 

[Gobi]

Where's Jovi?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amhari (or whatever her name is) makes a good living. Good for her.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"If you really loved me, you would let me date other men after we get married."

We could literally write this show!! 😂

[Keywestclubkid]

touching money and hair and eating chicken wings ... the things they are putting in their mouth 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those three little corkscrews on that woman’s forehead are a unique feature.

[OoogleEyes]

Dollah dollah dollar bills 

It looks like a lot, but a fistful of dollars (yes, that's right) isn't much money, like $100 max, right?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Way to ruin peaches and cream for me forever.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, they have fillins for each other. 

Ayonna is beautiful too. She's gorgeous. 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Dollah dollah dollar bills 

It looks like a lot, but a fistful of dollars (yes, that's right) isn't much money, like $100 max, right?

There wasn't enough there to buy a tank of gas.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

touching money and hair and eating chicken wings ... the things they are putting in their mouth 

You walked right into a reply there....but I don't want to get in trouble with the mod....

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Where's Jovi?

Front row.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Wow they are taking this trashy show to a new level.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m shocked that she’s been in trouble. Shocked, I say.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

We could literally write this show!! 😂

Jesus, we'd do a better job than the drunks and wasters in the Sharp writers room. 

[WaltersHair]

And if all the dollar stores are upping their prices to $1.25, I feel like the strippers dancers ought to ask for a raise too.

[Keywestclubkid]

a stripper with 2 dui's dating a con in prison ... the odds of that picket fence happy ever after coming true she is thinking about  ...eeeeeeh 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Those three little corkscrews on that woman’s forehead are a unique feature.

it's a sad attempt at baby hair.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

You walked right into a reply there....but I don't want to get in trouble with the mod....

Does anyone moderate ex-cons? HA!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

a stripper with 2 dui's dating a con in prison ... the odds of that picket fence happy ever after coming true she is thinking about  ...eeeeeeh 

The Magic 🎱 says that all signs point to no.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

it's a sad attempt at baby hair.

at least its not green