Let's Play: I Never (Want To End Up Like This)

[kikismom]

Let's re-mix famous moments from the show with other characters!

Choose any or all scenarios; answer and feel free to discuss (defend) your choices.

 

1. You must spend a rainy night hiding from a herd of walkers by hiding in the trunk of a car with: Merle Dixon or Abraham Ford
2. You must spend time in a funeral home, being carried in the arms of someone who wants to just stay there with you forever: Gareth or the Governor
3. You must banish from the group someone whose erratic behavior is no longer trustworthy: Herschel or Rick
4. You must hold someone on your lap and serenade them with "I've Got You Under My Skin": Eugene or Axel
5. You must leave your baby daughter to be cared for by: Tara or Milton
6. You get the chance to free Bob from under the shelves at the Big Spot and keep Zack alive by having the walker bite the leg of Michonne or Daryl

[Maverick]

 

Let's re-mix famous moments from the show with other characters!

Choose any or all scenarios; answer and feel free to discuss (defend) your choices.

 

1. You must spend a rainy night hiding from a herd of walkers by hiding in the trunk of a car with: Merle Dixon or Abraham Ford
2. You must spend time in a funeral home, being carried in the arms of someone who wants to just stay there with you forever: Gareth or the Governor
3. You must banish from the group someone whose erratic behavior is no longer trustworthy: Herschel or Rick
4. You must hold someone on your lap and serenade them with "I've Got You Under My Skin": Eugene or Axel
5. You must leave your baby daughter to be cared for by: Tara or Milton
6. You get the chance to free Bob from under the shelves at the Big Spot and keep Zack alive by having the walker bite the leg of Michonne or Daryl

 

1. Abraham

2. The Governor

3. Rick

4. Axel

5. Tara

6. Yeah, like that's gonna happen

[kikismom]

Mine would be:

1. Merle
2. Gareth (I could beat him up; the Governor not so much)
3. Rick
4. Axel
5.  Milton (just because Tara is really clumsy and trips and drops things)
6. Michonne (because I noticed the walker at the Big Spot bit through Zach's jeans and Michonne's tighties are so funky by now it would spit her leg out).

[Ocean Chick]

Mine would be:

 

1. Abe (he looks like he's a bit fresher than Merle, who looked pretty funky smelling)

2. Gareth (he's cuter and more charming, and I could totally beat him up if I needed to)

3. Rick (his tendency to go to Crazy Town was quite a bit frightening.  I mean, the man almost took Glenn out)

4. Axel for sure (see Gareth above)

5. Tara (Milton would probably let the baby get bit in order to see how long it would take a small baby to turn, and if it indeed became a "walker" or a "crawler")

6. Michonne (mainly because I wouldn't be trying to get into Michonne's pants like I would Daryl's.  It would be a shame to waste such a tasty tidbit on a walker)

[kikismom]

5. Tara (Milton would probably let the baby get bit in order to see how long it would take a small baby to turn, and if it indeed became a "walker" or a "crawler")

 

So funny!

[mandolin]

Abraham. In that close proximity, I'd have to pick him.

Gareth. I don't really know enough about him yet to hate him quite like I did the Gov.

As much as I hate to say it, Hershel, but I'm Team Rick and have been since day one.

I don't sing in front of people, but I'm picking Eugene. I'm not sure I'd want to actually hold either one of them on my lap. I did actually just laugh out loud thinking of that.

Tara. Milton bugged me. Well, Tara does, too, but I think she'd be a slightly better protector. And no gross hot tea that seems important but actually means nothing.

I'm sorry, I like Bob, and I liked the music during his ep, but I'm sacrificing him and Zack for my girl Michonne and Daryl. 

[AngelaHunter]

Ooh, fun!

 

1.You must spend a rainy night hiding from a herd of walkers by hiding in the trunk of a car with: Merle Dixon or Abraham Ford
2.You must spend time in a funeral home, being carried in the arms of someone who wants to just stay there with you forever: Gareth or the Governor
3.You must banish from the group someone whose erratic behavior is no longer trustworthy: Herschel or Rick
4.You must hold someone on your lap and serenade them with "I've Got You Under My Skin": Eugene or Axel
5.You must leave your baby daughter to be cared for by: Tara or Milton
6.You get the chance to free Bob from under the shelves at the Big Spot and keep Zack alive by having the walker bite the leg of Michonne or Daryl

 

1 - Merle. Red hair -  no thanks, and Merle is more entertaining.

2 - The Governor, all day and all night.

3 -  Rick, because Crazy Rick was scary and Daddy Santa Hershel just gives me the warm fuzzies.

4 -  Axel. He was kind of sweet in a weasel-y sort of way.

5 -  Milton. He'd be a better daddy than Rick, and Tara is liable to freak and drop the baby or leave her behind.

 6 - Hmm...I rather let both Zach and Bob be zombie fodder because I need Michonne and Daryl to CMA.

[kikismom]

 

I'm sorry, I like Bob, and I liked the music during his ep, but I'm sacrificing him and Zack for my girl Michonne and Daryl. 

 

 

 6 - Hmm...I rather let both Zach and Bob be zombie fodder because I need Michonne and Daryl to CMA.

Cheaters! Cheaters! Booger Eaters!

:-D

[BellaLugosi]

1. Merle Dixon. I wouldn't want to spend a lot of time with him, but he could be funny when he wasn't being an ass.
2. Please leave me to the walkers, thanks.

3. I loved Hershel but I'd put a machete in anyone's head to save Rick.
4. Eugene. He'd be so weird about it, it would be entertaining.
5. Milton. He was really sweet to that man who had cancer. Tara would trip and probably kill the baby.
6. Michonne. Then I'd take the katona. Sorry.

[kikismom]

1. Merle Dixon. I wouldn't want to spend a lot of time with him, but he could be funny when he wasn't being an ass.

 

I thought Merle was very funny. I don't know how Tara managed to keep walking on the tracks with Abraham Ford's blathering about saving the world. I would take your #2 solution (leave me to the walkers) rather than spend 5 minutes in close quarters with that redhead.

[AngelaHunter]

I would take your #2 solution (leave me to the walkers) rather than spend 5 minutes in close quarters with that redhead.

 

Amen!

 

I thought Merle was very funny.

 

"How about a big hug for your ol' pal Merle?" and "Buncha pussies!"  cracks me up no end.

[kj4ever]

 

Let's re-mix famous moments from the show with other characters!

Choose any or all scenarios; answer and feel free to discuss (defend) your choices.

 

1. You must spend a rainy night hiding from a herd of walkers by hiding in the trunk of a car with: Merle Dixon or Abraham Ford
2. You must spend time in a funeral home, being carried in the arms of someone who wants to just stay there with you forever: Gareth or the Governor
3. You must banish from the group someone whose erratic behavior is no longer trustworthy: Herschel or Rick
4. You must hold someone on your lap and serenade them with "I've Got You Under My Skin": Eugene or Axel
5. You must leave your baby daughter to be cared for by: Tara or Milton
6. You get the chance to free Bob from under the shelves at the Big Spot and keep Zack alive by having the walker bite the leg of Michonne or Daryl

 

1.  Merle for sure.  If anything happened the boy could take care of it.

2.  Gareth for sure, unless he proves to be just as much of a wack job as The Gov.

3.  Herschel.  For as nuts as Rick is, it didn't take him a couple of months into the ZA to figure out these things weren't still people.  Herschel and his morals would get on my nerves at times too (re: Carl and his insistence that he "gunned down that boy" every five seconds.)

4.  Axel but my GOD it was bad enough when Tyreese did it.  Ugh

5.  Milton.  Tara is a train wreck that I hope gets bitten soon into season 5.

6.  Michonne.  Loves me some Michonne, but it's Daryl FFS!

[ladyrott]

1. Tough choice but I think I would go with Merle.  He was a lot of things, but he DID take care of business.  The man sawed his own arm off, for God's sake....he is going to survive!

 

2. Gareth, but only because I am fairly certain he isn't insane and I think I could beat the crap out of him.  The Governor was a nut and I am not sure I could get away from him unless I cut his throat while he slept.

 

3. Rick!  Rick!  A thousand times Rick!  I wanted him to get eaten so badly when he was hallucinating Lori all over the place.

 

4. Eugene...I kind of like nerds.  LOL

 

5. Milton.  I kind of liked him, despite his moronic beliefs.

 

6. Michone!  Sorry, I am not sacrificing my Daryl for anyone.

[CletusMusashi]

You must spend a rainy night hiding from a herd of walkers by hiding in the trunk of a car with: Merle Dixon or Abraham Ford.

Merle Dixon. He might accidentally stab me to death with his hand, but on the other... whatever... he might not.

And, more importantly, I think Abraham is the more flatulent one.

 

You must spend time in a funeral home, being carried in the arms of someone who wants to just stay there with you forever: Gareth or the Governor.

Gareth, for the exact same reason given above. I could beat up Gareth. The Governor, even with bullets in his body, can still still easily stomp down Rick. Plus, I am so damned tired of the Governor. Even if he wasn't trying to sodomize me in a funeral home and then dress me up like his daughter afterwards and make me play chess with him, I simply don't want to see the character ever again. My answer to any scenerio here is to jettison the Governor.

Trapped in car with Abraham farts versus The Governor? Abraham. I'll even bring the chili.

 

You must banish from the group someone whose erratic behavior is no longer trustworthy: Herschel or Rick.

I'm not sure I actually follow the question.

Are we saying "One becomes way more untrustworthy but the other doesn't?"

In that case, Rick. Herschel is a doctor, a gunfighter, a farmer, a naturalist, and a hugely important factor in the group's cohesion. 

Rick is just a very confused man who happens to be very tough, and there's a lot of those around to replace him with.

But if we're saying "Both of them are no longer trustworthy, and you have to exile one?"

Easy. Still Rick. For one thing, an untrustworthy doctor is better than no doctor at all. And for another, if Herschel is exiled you might see a lot of really good people (and Beth,) go with him. If Rick is exiled, all you lose is a weird little kid and his stupid hat.

 

You must hold someone on your lap and serenade them with "I've Got You Under My Skin": Eugene or Axel.

Axel. Eugene might accidentally shoot me.

 

You must leave your baby daughter to be cared for by: Tara or Milton.

MIlton is useless without a strong group keeping him alive. Tara actually has killed quite a few zombies. She wouldn't be my first choice, or my twentieth choice, but at least if there's a zombie coming after the kid she won't just run away leaving it a pair of pliars.

 

You get the chance to free Bob from under the shelves at the Big Spot and keep Zack alive by having the walker bite the leg of Michonne or Daryl.

Daryl. For one thing, the Dixon family seems to tolerate amputation pretty well. For another, a crossbow specialist who loses a leg is more valuable than a sword specialist who does. And finally, after all this nonsense about snuggling with Abraham and Gareth and serenading Axel... if anybody in the scenario gets to bite Michonne on the leg, it's going to be me, god damn it!

Although... just out of curiosity... why would I free Bob?

[bunnyblue]

 

1. You must spend a rainy night hiding from a herd of walkers by hiding in the trunk of a car with: Merle Dixon or Abraham Ford
2. You must spend time in a funeral home, being carried in the arms of someone who wants to just stay there with you forever: Gareth or the Governor
3. You must banish from the group someone whose erratic behavior is no longer trustworthy: Herschel or Rick
4. You must hold someone on your lap and serenade them with "I've Got You Under My Skin": Eugene or Axel
5. You must leave your baby daughter to be cared for by: Tara or Milton
6. You get the chance to free Bob from under the shelves at the Big Spot and keep Zack alive by having the walker bite the leg of Michonne or Daryl

 

 

1. Abraham.  Merle looked dirtier and he never had a nice thing to say.

2. The Governor.  I suspect Gareth is in to certain things and would not want to end up like that. 

3. Rick. When Rick loses his shit he is a very unstable and dangerous man.

4. Axel.  He was nice enough, I guess.

5. Tara.  She didn't do a good job protecting Megan from that walker but now she's capable of taking down walkers. Milton was useless and helpless to the very end.

6. Daryl.  Getting tired of Daryl. Michonne needs some time to shine.

[CletusMusashi]

In Tara's defense, she never got Megan killed. That happened on LIly's watch.

Now MIlton versus Lily, I might choose Milton.

[AngelaHunter]

Although... just out of curiosity... why would I free Bob?

 

Right. Leave Bob. Take the booze.

[CletusMusashi]

Exactimundo.

[kikismom]

You must spend a rainy night hiding from a herd of walkers by hiding in the trunk of a car with: Merle Dixon or Abraham Ford.

Merle Dixon. He might accidentally stab me to death with his hand, but on the other... whatever... he might not.

And, more importantly, I think Abraham is the more flatulent one.

 

You must spend time in a funeral home, being carried in the arms of someone who wants to just stay there with you forever: Gareth or the Governor.

Gareth, for the exact same reason given above. I could beat up Gareth. The Governor, even with bullets in his body, can still still easily stomp down Rick. Plus, I am so damned tired of the Governor. Even if he wasn't trying to sodomize me in a funeral home and then dress me up like his daughter afterwards and make me play chess with him, I simply don't want to see the character ever again. My answer to any scenerio here is to jettison the Governor.

Trapped in car with Abraham farts versus The Governor? Abraham. I'll even bring the chili.

 

You must banish from the group someone whose erratic behavior is no longer trustworthy: Herschel or Rick.

I'm not sure I actually follow the question.

Are we saying "One becomes way more untrustworthy but the other doesn't?"

In that case, Rick. Herschel is a doctor, a gunfighter, a farmer, a naturalist, and a hugely important factor in the group's cohesion. 

Rick is just a very confused man who happens to be very tough, and there's a lot of those around to replace him with.

But if we're saying "Both of them are no longer trustworthy, and you have to exile one?"

Easy. Still Rick. For one thing, an untrustworthy doctor is better than no doctor at all. And for another, if Herschel is exiled you might see a lot of really good people (and Beth,) go with him. If Rick is exiled, all you lose is a weird little kid and his stupid hat.

 

You must hold someone on your lap and serenade them with "I've Got You Under My Skin": Eugene or Axel.

Axel. Eugene might accidentally shoot me.

 

You must leave your baby daughter to be cared for by: Tara or Milton.

MIlton is useless without a strong group keeping him alive. Tara actually has killed quite a few zombies. She wouldn't be my first choice, or my twentieth choice, but at least if there's a zombie coming after the kid she won't just run away leaving it a pair of pliars.

 

You get the chance to free Bob from under the shelves at the Big Spot and keep Zack alive by having the walker bite the leg of Michonne or Daryl.

Daryl. For one thing, the Dixon family seems to tolerate amputation pretty well. For another, a crossbow specialist who loses a leg is more valuable than a sword specialist who does. And finally, after all this nonsense about snuggling with Abraham and Gareth and serenading Axel... if anybody in the scenario gets to bite Michonne on the leg, it's going to be me, god damn it!

Although... just out of curiosity... why would I free Bob?

Classic. All of it!

[bunnyblue]

In Tara's defense, she never got Megan killed. That happened on LIly's watch.

Now MIlton versus Lily, I might choose Milton.

 

I was thinking of the time she and Megan were playing hide-and-seek (or something similar) and Megan came across a walker. She crawled under a trailer as the walker pulled at her and all Tara could do was yank at its legs. Completely useless. The Governor then shot or stabbed it in the head. I never re-watched the Governor episodes so it's possible I'm mis-remembering?

[kikismom]

I was thinking of the time she and Megan were playing hide-and-seek (or something similar) and Megan came across a walker. She crawled under a trailer as the walker pulled at her and all Tara could do was yank at its legs. Completely useless. The Governor then shot or stabbed it in the head. I never re-watched the Governor episodes so it's possible I'm mis-remembering?

No, you remember correctly!!

 Now I understand what you mean...Tara was sooo stupid, she pulled the ankle of a decomposing body--which peeled like a banana of course. After all her talk about how tough she was and lies about being a cop, she was too chicken to grab the walker off her own niece! She just kept making that mewling noise that helps no one. Then the Gov shot it. Have you ever seen a show with so many people who can't mind their children?

 

At least if Milton was the babysitter, he would make the baby a hooded romper-onesie out of duct tape.

[Watcher0363]

This is a very female centric thread. I guess I would have to be female or gay (not there is anything wrong with that). To fully participate. I would do a male version but I am pretty sure it would come off as sexist at the least. With a good chance that it would fall into misogynist territory.

 

For instance.

1. Which woman would you like to show you the night of your life. Before stabbing you dead in your sleep.

2. Which woman would you kill your best friend for, because she has a magic vagina.

3. If you were trapped in a car trunk with one woman. Who is most likely to help you to cause the car to start rocking. Who is most likely to cause you to leap from the car into the jaws of a heard of zombies.

4. If you walked into your jail cell and found a naked woman standing there. Which one would cause you to storm out of the jail cell screaming. Oh, Hell No! Oh, Hell No! Oh, Hell No!

5. If she died which woman would cause you to sing "My heart will go on." Complete with Celine Dion heart pound.

6. When the going gets tough. Who would be your ride or die woman.

 

 

1. Which woman would you like to show you the night of your life. Before stabbing you dead in your sleep? Personally Maggie.

2. Which woman would you kill your best friend for, because she has a magic vagina? Personally Lori.

3. If you were trapped in a car trunk with one woman. Who is most likely to help you to cause the car to start rocking. Who is most likely to cause you to leap from the car into the jaws of a heard of zombies? Personally Andrea and 1st. season Carol respectively.

4. If you walked into your jail cell and found a naked woman standing there. Which one would cause you to storm out of the jail cell screaming. Oh, Hell No! Oh, Hell No! Oh, Hell No! Personally I do not want to body shame anyone.

5. If she died, which woman would cause you to sing "My heart will go on?" Complete with Celine Dion heart pound. Personally Beth, I think she is repopulate the earth material.

6. When the going gets tough. Who would be your ride or die woman. Personally Michonne.

Edited September 14, 2014 by Watcher0363

[kikismom]

I think yours is more about sexual fantasies. Would that be necessary for guy participation? I tried to make mine more about "from the frying pan into the fire" choices.

Like would you rather be stuck on a deserted island with Vladimir Putin or one of those flying devil monkeys from The Wizard of Oz?

You know. The kind of decisions you might have to make in emergencies.

[AngelaHunter]

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I think yours is more about sexual fantasies.

 

If anyone is interested in THAT sort of thing, there's a whole blog devoted to x-rated TWD confessions and it's ...wild. Who knew?

 

Edited because I cannot align my fingers and my brain.

Edited September 15, 2014 by AngelaHunter

[CletusMusashi]

1. Which woman would you like to show you the night of your life. Before stabbing you dead in your sleep.

Either Michonne or Carol. Michonne is hotter, but Carol has fewer pounds of zombie goo in her hair. The reason I rule out everyone else is that Carol and Michonne are the only women on the show who I believe could stab me to death in my sleep without waking me up. Maggie, for example, might have to finish the job by bashing me for half an hour with a street sign. 

[Watcher0363]

1. Which woman would you like to show you the night of your life. Before stabbing you dead in your sleep.

Either Michonne or Carol. Michonne is hotter, but Carol has fewer pounds of zombie goo in her hair. The reason I rule out everyone else is that Carol and Michonne are the only women on the show who I believe could stab me to death in my sleep without waking me up. Maggie, for example, might have to finish the job by bashing me for half an hour with a street sign. 

LOL. You are so right. However Sasha is coming close to being that type of ZA woman.

[Bec]

I fail to see how the original "what-if scenarios" preclude straight dudes from participating:

 

1. Choosing between two of the worst jackasses on the show to be stuck in close quarters with, it would be uncomfortable no matter what your sexual orientation is.

 

2. Choosing two of the worst psychopaths on the show to be trapped with (though at least in a bigger space), again, unpleasant no matter what your orientation is.

 

3. Your orientation is irrelevant when choosing who to banish.

 

4. No one wants to serenade Eugene or Axel and let either of them sit on your lap, no matter what your orientation, that's the whole point of that scenario.

 

5. Your orientation is irrelevant when choosing a babysitter.

 

6. Your orientation is irrelevant when choosing which fan-favorite character's leg gets bit.

 

Notice how it's not about "who would you do" and "who's hotter" (as someone already pointed out, there are other places for that). The format of this game is "two awful choices, which one sucks less? Decisions, decisions."

 

So come on in, guys, the water's fine. Except Pete's zombie is still where the governor left him and he's hungry. But other then that the water's fine.

[kikismom]

I fail to see how the original "what-if scenarios" preclude straight dudes from participating:

 

 

 

Notice how it's not about "who would you do" and "who's hotter" (as someone already pointed out, there are other places for that). The format of this game is "two awful choices, which one sucks less? Decisions, decisions."

 

So come on in, guys, the water's fine. Except Pete's zombie is still where the governor left him and he's hungry. But other then that the water's fine.

Thank you.

[GreyBunny]

1) Abraham.  Unlike Merle, Abraham would probably behave himself and not try to molest me.
2) The Governor.  He actually tried to be a decent human being for a while.  Gareth is a lost cause.
3) Rick.  His erratic behavior is more likely to be deadly, plus Hershel is a doctor (or close enough).
4) Axel.  He's funny and could tell jokes.
5) Milton, he's smart and could teach the kid science stuff.
6) Neither.  I'm sorry, Bob.  I'm so, so sorry.

[CletusMusashi]

Ok, here's one.

Who would you rather have behind you with a gun- The Governor, or Eugene?

[kikismom]

Ok, here's one.

Who would you rather have behind you with a gun- The Governor, or Eugene?

Not Eugene---because anything he tries not to hit he blows up. Also, when Eugene says he doesn't want to do something, he's lying and he really does (and vice versa).

 

The Governor however, says he wants to do something like kill you, he really does...but he misses 10 out of 11 shots. He also aims a rifle by putting his blindfolded eye up to the scope, which helps your odds.

[halgia]

...but he misses 10 out of 11 shots.

Except, of course, with a golf club.

 

[ghoulina]

You must spend a rainy night hiding from a herd of walkers by hiding in the trunk of a car with: Merle Dixon or Abraham Ford

 

Abraham. Merle might be tougher, but I'd worry about him trying something with me.

 

 

You must spend time in a funeral home, being carried in the arms of someone who wants to just stay there with you forever: Gareth or the Governor

 

Gareth, because if I'm going to be with a villain he needs to be creepy not comical.

 

You must banish from the group someone whose erratic behavior is no longer trustworthy: Herschel or Rick

 

This is an evil question!!! But I'm going to go with Rick, but Hershel only one by a millimiter.

 

You must hold someone on your lap and serenade them with "I've Got You Under My Skin": Eugene or Axel

 

Axel, because I'm a small girl and he would be easier to hold.

 

You must leave your baby daughter to be cared for by: Tara or Milton

 

Milton.

 

You get the chance to free Bob from under the shelves at the Big Spot and keep Zack alive by having the walker bite the leg of Michonne or Daryl.

 

I can't even deal with this question. Michonne? Ugh, forgive me, Michonne!

 

 

 

I know I'm late to finding this thread, but that was fun, thanks!

[ghoulina]

Ok, here's one.

Who would you rather have behind you with a gun- The Governor, or Eugene?

 

Eugene. He can't aim for shit.

[kikismom]

Abraham. Merle might be tougher, but I'd worry about him trying something with me.

 

You only need to start worrying if you're a woman and Merle doesn't try something with you.

As they say locally: "He'd hump a rock if he thought there was a snake under it."

[AngelaHunter]

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Except Pete's zombie is still where the governor left him and he's hungry.

 

Ahh, Pete! We hardly knew ye! *snicker*

 

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You must spend time in a funeral home, being carried in the arms of someone who wants to just stay there with you forever: Gareth or the Governor

 

Not Gareth. I like barbequed ribs, but not when they're MINE, so the Gov, but only if he brings that leather chair.;>) And yes, forever. And ever.

 

"He'd hump a rock if he thought there was a snake under it."

 

Believe it or not, there's a very large contingent of ladies who would like to be that rock.

Edited September 23, 2014 by AngelaHunter

[ghoulina]

Okay, I made some of my own. 

 

1. A member of your group is in a life-or-death state and you need to go on a medical run. You take two other members of your group with you. The place you hit up is completely overrun and you get into a real jam. You get the supplies, and you're pretty close to your vehicle, but you're almost out of ammo and the herd is closing in. You realize you need to sacrifice one member of your group, so that you and the other member can sprint the last few yards to the car in relative safety. Who do you sacrifice - Dale or Andrea?

 

2. Your group has taken a prisoner and is keeping them in a secure location, separate from the main living quarters. All adults of the group are needed for an important meeting to decide said prisoner's fate, so you decide to place one of the older children on watch duty for an hour or so. Who do you choose - Patrick or Lizzie

 

3. Your group has just set up camp in a new location and you are assigning various jobs to all members. Who do you place in charge of cooking - Cannibal Chef Mary or Lumpy Pancake Queen Lori

 

4. You're on the run with your family (spouse and one child) when you find what you believe is an abandoned house to hole up in for a bit. Only when you reach the attic of the house do you discover someone else is already living there. Who would you rather run into - Tomas or Joe?

 

5.You have to spend the ZA as a Walker, whose style would you most want to adopt:  Bicycle Girl; dragging yourself across the land at a snail's pace, Well Walker; bloated but well hydrated. or Tasty McDangly Legs; just hanging around, watching all the fresh meat that passes by? 

Edited September 23, 2014 by ghoulina

[ladyrott]

I'll play!

 

1. That's a tough one...cant I leave them both?  No, ok....I sacrifice Andrea because Dale had at least a few moments when I liked him.  Andrea I just wanted to get eaten from moment one.

 

2. Patrick.  Lizzie would have the kids out playing with the walkers the minute the adult's backs were turned.

 

3. Cannibal Mary because I am betting she can make something other than human flesh taste good (and I hate Lori LOL).

 

4. Tomas because Joe just scared the crap out of me.

 

5. Tasty McDangly Legs.  As a life long dieter, I know what it is to watch the tasty treats go by.  :)

[kikismom]

Oh fun!!

1. Andrea. At least Dale had optimism and belief there could still be room for joy in this world. Andrea was a pain in the ass in any world. She was also incapable of starting a sentence without slinging a hip till I wanted to shoot her.
2. Lizzie. If someone is your prisoner, they must be an enemy? Lizzie is crazier than any bad guy. Poor Patrick was a people-pleaser and would do things to make a Randall like him.
3. Cannibal Mary if I'm supplying the food, why worry? She also was a nice hostess, always asking about others needs. Sure, she was lying and she was batshit crazy but still--nice manners. Lori also lied, but was rude and can't cook. Oh and I hate her.
4. Joe. Because the angrier Tomas got, the more his eyes crossed and I would start laughing and he'd split my head with a cleaver. I think if you had to just bide your time till you had a chance to escape, like Daryl did, Joe would protect you if he thought you were loyal. Tomas was only loyal to the voices in his head.
5. Bicycle Girl. I like to rest. My motto has always been "Never stand when you can sit; and never sit when you can lie down."

[AngelaHunter]

1 - Dale, because I know I'd kill him myself the next time he poked his nose in my business. This way, I won't feel quite so guilty. Besides, I came to like Andrea.*says in small voice.*

 

2 - Patrick. LIzzie would be inviting all the zombies in for peanut-budder-sammiches (tks, kikismom!) or dead rats. I think Patrick would follow orders to the letter.

 

3 - Chef Mary. Lori would bug her eyes and  complain about having to make the pancakes and never actually make them, but Mary can whip you up a plate before you even sit down. Never mind what's on it.

 

4 - Joe, reluctantly. Tomas seemed to have a bit of a problem with anger management and impulse control. I'd fear getting my head beaten in with a hammer if I as much as asked where the clean towels are. With Joe, just make sure you don't lie to him and you should be okay...for awhile.

 

5 - Tasty McDangly Legs. I'd say Bicycle Girl, but only if she had legs to peddle. The Well Walker seems too boring - scenery never changes.

[3jt]

1. Andrea- she just bugs too much

2. Patrick- Lizzie would turn the poor guy before a decision could be made.

3. Chef Mary of course.

4. Hard one..... I think Joe- he's so much sexier (in a scary way)

5. bicycle girl- she's the only one that has any chance of actually getting a bite.

[ghoulina]

My answers:

 

1. Andrea  They were both annoying, but she was patently dangerous. Bye, Felicia!

 

2. Lizzie She knew how to handle bad guys. I could see the prisoner manipulating Patrick. 

 

3. Mary As long as she was watched, I bet she could whip up some yummy, non-human grub. 

 

4. Joe Tomas was just too crazy and unpredictable. I feel like you could find an "out" with Joe, if you were patient enough.

 

5. Bicycle Girl I feel she has the best chance of getting something to eat.

[AngelaHunter]

Bicycle Girl I feel she has the best chance of getting something to eat.

 

But...but...the food would just fall out the bottom, the way it  does when I toss garbage in my Rack Sack, not realizing that I forgot to replace the bag. 

[ghoulina]

But...but...the food would just fall out the bottom, the way it  does when I toss garbage in my Rack Sack, not realizing that I forgot to replace the bag.

 

LOL, true. But I don't think that stops the Walkers from having an insatiable desire for living flesh. 

[kikismom]

But...but...the food would just fall out the bottom, the way it  does when I toss garbage in my Rack Sack, not realizing that I forgot to replace the bag. 

that is freakin' hilarious!

[AngelaHunter]

But I don't think that stops the Walkers from having an insatiable desire for living flesh.

 

You're right. I forgot about the type like the  Walker in the Woods, nothing but a moss-covered ribcage, a head and one bony arm that was still reaching out in a "Gimme!" kind of way. Appetites that never quit!

[bunnyblue]

1. Dale, Dale, Dale. DALE. I'd shoot that bastard Otis style and let the walkers feast on him without looking back. I hated that know-it-all busybody so much. 

 

2. Patrick. He seemed immature but wasn't off his rocker like crazy Lizzie. She'd probably kill the prisoner and unleash him on the group once he turned.

 

3. Lori. I'll take lumpy pancakes over mystery meat any day.

 

4. Joe. This one's a tough one. Tomas was homicidal and could not be reasoned with. Joe had some fucked up code but could still see reason, as long you didn't cross him.

 

5. Bicycle Girl. I'd be low to the ground and chances are good some moron wouldn't see me and I could chomp on a yummy leg. And at least I could move around, unlike Well Walker and Tasty McDangly Legs.

[kj4ever]

Okay, I made some of my own. 

 

1. A member of your group is in a life-or-death state and you need to go on a medical run. You take two other members of your group with you. The place you hit up is completely overrun and you get into a real jam. You get the supplies, and you're pretty close to your vehicle, but you're almost out of ammo and the herd is closing in. You realize you need to sacrifice one member of your group, so that you and the other member can sprint the last few yards to the car in relative safety. Who do you sacrifice - Dale or Andrea?

 

2. Your group has taken a prisoner and is keeping them in a secure location, separate from the main living quarters. All adults of the group are needed for an important meeting to decide said prisoner's fate, so you decide to place one of the older children on watch duty for an hour or so. Who do you choose - Patrick or Lizzie

 

3. Your group has just set up camp in a new location and you are assigning various jobs to all members. Who do you place in charge of cooking - Cannibal Chef Mary or Lumpy Pancake Queen Lori

 

4. You're on the run with your family (spouse and one child) when you find what you believe is an abandoned house to hole up in for a bit. Only when you reach the attic of the house do you discover someone else is already living there. Who would you rather run into - Tomas or Joe?

 

5.You have to spend the ZA as a Walker, whose style would you most want to adopt:  Bicycle Girl; dragging yourself across the land at a snail's pace, Well Walker; bloated but well hydrated. or Tasty McDangly Legs; just hanging around, watching all the fresh meat that passes by? 

1.  Can I sacrifice both of them??

2.  Lizzie.  It would cut out on all the group bullshit because BSC Lizzie would just kill him while she was alone with the prisoner.

3.  I think I'd chance it with Mary.  Lori was a freakin' housewife who couldn't make pancakes?  Jesus she was inept at every thang she did!

4.  Tomas.  Tomas is a bad dude but Joe was evil and had no boundries, especially with children.

5.  I think I'd hang around.  I don't want to lose half of my body and as a female I have been trying since puberty not to be bloated.

Edited September 25, 2014 by kj4ever

[kikismom]

 nothing but a moss-covered ribcage, a head and one bony arm that was still reaching out in a "Gimme!" kind of way.

Kind of like a supermodel.

[AngelaHunter]

Kind of like a supermodel.

 

That'll teach me to read this forum while having my morning tea. Hahaha!

 

1. Dale, Dale, Dale. DALE. I'd shoot that bastard Otis style and let the walkers feast on him without looking back. I hated that know-it-all busybody so much.

 

Thank you! I thought I was the only evil person who couldn't stand the sight or sound of him.