Season 12: Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

I am mesmerized by those massive ta-tas. 

[Chicklet]

She's an oompa loompa.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MsVixen said:

Syretta probably saw the phrase "intermittent fasting" somewhere.  You know that she couldn't do the 16 fasting period.

She tried intermittent fasting, but never got to the fasting part. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, MsVixen said:

Syretta probably saw the phrase "intermittent fasting" somewhere.  You know that she couldn't do the 16 fasting period.

She didn't say how intermittent. 5 minutes off, 23 hours 55 minutes on.

[MsVixen]

Syretta is extraordinarily top heavy.  Probably 200 pounds worth of titties.

[Suzywriter]

These skinny, soaked-in-some-substance husbands who constantly call their triple-wide spouses "Baby" fascinate me.

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

These skinny, soaked-in-some-substance husbands who constantly call their triple-wide spouses "Baby" fascinate me.

I bet he's definitely a Chubby Chaser!!!

[babyhouseman]

She needs to roll down the hill more.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw, she's gonna get big mad now because Dr. Now has the audacity to call her out for slacking. 

[Suzywriter]

Yes...she struggles with her consistency.

[OoogleEyes]

Always choose the bear

[Chicklet]

Oh the butt wings appear. That dress is so not her.

[Suzywriter]

Lawrence is silent but insightful.

[OoogleEyes]

The look she gives that scale 😄

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Oh the butt wings appear. That dress is so not her.

But the waist! It's so small!

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Lawrence is silent but insightful.

Still waters run deep, y'all 

[mmecorday]

For a heavy woman she's pretty limber. 

[Pi237]

Did her phone fall out of her cleavage?  Kitchen sink could fall out of there. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, bless her, she can get up off the floor. I'd have a hell of a time doing that. 

[Chicklet]

Just now, Pi237 said:

Did her phone fall out of her cleavage?  Kitchen sink could fall out of there. 

Small children could live in there.

[mmecorday]

Something we always see on this show: filthy aquariums without any fish. 

[Pi237]

David has definite hottie potential.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I haven't done as well as I should have" = "I gained weight"

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Something we always see on this show: filthy aquariums without any fish. 

It's where they keep their cravings.

[Chicklet]

He is living "the van life", down by the river I assume, but he has a trainer. And no job. And can afford way too many calories. Does not make sense.

[Pi237]

Is he high?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pi237 said:

Is he high?

His eyewhites look clear, but something isn't right.

[Red Bridey]

These people. If you can't commit because of...reasons...just don't waste this show's time. Wait until you get the job, the stable living situation, etc. oh god, what this woman does not need is a baby!

[MsVixen]

She's pregnant?!!!

Damn and I try never to think about the Poundticipents having Sex.....

 

[mmecorday]

Syreeta, the "big man" did not throw you a curve ball. You had sex and you got pregnant. 

[Chicklet]

The logistics of her being pregnant is quite something.  And she's laying around in a onsie. Wow.

[Hellga]

David has the jiggliest butt I've seen in a long time.  And that's even after he had already lost 150 pounds off his baseline!

[Chicklet]

Van life on the beach, I guess that beats the river.

[babyhouseman]

He's in a van down by the ocean.

[OoogleEyes]

THE VAN LIFE

Huh.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god, his skin must be so sore and irritated! 

 

[babyhouseman]

Free willly.

[mmecorday]

Man, I wish I were at the beach right now. 

[Pi237]

David’s backsliding to that kid who got kicked out for having a week long party.  He needs the foster Mom to keep him on track, I guess. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Can you really just park your van right down on the beach like that? And live there? 

[Red Bridey]

Syreeta will be able to breastfeed an entire maternity ward with those bazongas. Probably she'll bottle feed that baby though 🤷.

[babyhouseman]

I don't have high hopes for these two.

[MsVixen]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Syreeta will be able to breastfeed an entire maternity ward with those bazongas. Probably she'll bottle feed that baby though 🤷.

If she doesn't, she'll smother the baby....

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Syreeta will be able to breastfeed an entire maternity ward with those bazongas. Probably she'll bottle feed that baby though 🤷.

Milk production doesn't really correlate with boob size.  I bet hers are almost entirely fat tissue and not any more mammary gland tissue than any other woman's...

[babyhouseman]

Losing weight can make people pregnant. 

[Pepper Mostly]

She's "overweight". Understatement and a half. 

[Chicklet]

Oh gee, why not ask your OB about weight loss during pregnancy.  What an idea.

[Pepper Mostly]

This doula is trying her very best to get some kind of response from Syreeta, but she's dreaming of her next burrito and can't concentrate. 

My god, I want to see some progress from one of these feebs. I so sick of watching someone lumber into the clinic, mew that they hope they've lost weight, then express shock that they've gained. Please, show. Throw us a bone here. 

[Pi237]

That scale was going crazier than usual. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This doula is trying her very best to get some kind of response from Syreeta, but she's dreaming of her next burrito and can't concentrate. 

She's eating for two, now..

Whelp, I guess no surgery tonight?