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[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick is mansplaining the poly life style. Thanks, Garrick.

[Red Bridey]

They are having the party in a vacant unrented apartment, right? Nathalia does not consider herself as a plural wife. She is not interested in seeing Danni as an equal member in this marriage. And SHUT YOUR DERPY MOUTH, GARRICK! You look like an IDIOT.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d blame Dannnniellllle’s tears on raging hormones but we know that has nothing to do with it.

[VioletNevermind]

God, I loathe Garrick.  And I just have to point out that every time these people are on my screen, all I can think is- Don’t you guys have TWO YOUNG SONS at home, one of whom is 14-years-old?!  Dannielle, WTF are you doing here?

Speaking of Dannielle, girl, why are you basically tattling on Nathalia to her own friends the first time you meet them?  You can see the irritation all over Nathalia’s face any time Dannielle speaks, much less cries, so not talking with her about the wedding plans needs to be the least of Dannielle’s concerns. 

[For Cereals]

Holy hell and now Wilson Philip’s and Jasmine‘a outfits…um how many polyesterimals had to die for this episode?!

[JayDub1987]

Nick: Did you explain how our relationship works?

Me: You mean how you lay on your lazy ass and the women marry each other so you can claim to be a single father with no income, thus racking up all sorts of government aid? Because everybody knows that's how this shit's going down. 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’d blame Dannnniellllle’s tears on raging hormones but we know that has nothing to do with it.

It has to do with her being an emotional ninny

[precious pupp]

Why can't Garrick say "wives," plural?  He says "wifes" very distinctly, which bugs me.  And this "me and Dannielle" crap?  Ugh.

I like Naeem's mother, but those toreador pants have got to go!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick lets the women find other wives for him because he’s too busy doing nothing.

[tvrox]

What's wrong with Danielle's eye? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Ashley and Shane are taking the night off? Ashley is probably giving birth while soliciting female nurses for their family.

[Maybeitsme]

Oh these folks are totally manipulating Danielle,  letting her take the lead in the conversation with Nick. Like she's in charge of anything, please

[JayDub1987]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nick lets the women find other wives for him because he’s too busy doing nothing.

He’s thinking, dammit!

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Garrick is mansplaining the poly life style. Thanks, Garrick.

"Since one of the wives will be with me, the lives of the other wives will be featureless voids, devoid of beauty or love. They will need to cling to one another in order to give each other the strength and fortitude they will need until they are once more gifted with my holy dick"

[Shelbie]

Nick must high-five himself every day that he has talked multiple women into having sex with him while they support him and allow him to sit around and think deep thoughts.

[tvrox]

Why was mother In law invited to this dinner? 

[CSunshine76]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

What's wrong with Danielle's eye? 

One of her giant tarantula eyelashes escaped.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick can’t contain his glee. Those mortgage payments aren’t cheap.

[tvrox]

Just now, CSunshine76 said:

One of her giant tarantula eyelashes escaped.

The tarantulas owned by 90 day guy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Holy hell and now Wilson Philip’s and Jasmine‘a outfits…um how many polyesterimals had to die for this episode?!

And does no one possess even a modicum of fashion sense? All wearing outfits that are garish, tacky, poorly made and ill fitting. 

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Why was mother In law invited to this dinner? 

Sharp Productions needed an argument to film.

[tvrox]

Ok I agree with Mom in law about the daughter. A 14 year old is not the right age to expose this to. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Preach it, Mom. 

Naeem seems like a real dynamo, doesn’t he?

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nick can’t contain his glee. Those mortgage payments aren’t cheap.

And the linens for that megabed must cost a pretty penny. And lord knows, with all the action that bed sees, they'd have to be changed frequently. 

Edited May 7 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

A 14yo will tell you anything you want just to shut you up.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Preach it, Mom. 

Naeem seems like a real dynamo, doesn’t he?

He has all the verve and dynamism of a bowl of Cream of Wheat. Cold Cream of Wheat. With lumps. 

Cracks me up that Nailah keeps nattering on about how they "live a polygamous lifestyle". They TALK about living a polygamous lifestyle. 

Their poor kids. They must be mortified. Everyone's kids. My heart breaks for Garrick and Dannnnnnnnielle's boys. 

[tvrox]

7 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Nick must high-five himself every day that he has talked multiple women into having sex with him while they support him and allow him to sit around and think deep thoughts.

You would think he would have to be better looking to convince them. 

[Shelbie]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He has all the verve and dynamism of a bowl of Cream of Wheat. Cold Cream of Wheat. With lumps. 

You’ve described every man on this show.

[Maybeitsme]

The sisterhood is Daricks favorite thing about the plural life 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

"Unified in love"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[Red Bridey]

Where's the music? Where's the food? Where's the drinking? Where's the dancing? This party SUCKS.

Edited May 7 by Red Bridey
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[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick doesn’t want to deal with Dannnniellle’s feelings. It’s all about him and what he wants. What an asshole.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Where's the music? Where's the drinking? Where's the dancing? This party SUCKS.

There will be praying later. Followed by more crying. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dannniellle, stop fucking groveling. It’s so demeaning.

[Shelbie]

Yeah Garrick I don’t believe sisterhood is the most important part of polygamy to you. I think the sex with different women and bursting into tears all the time trumps the sisterhood.

[CSunshine76]

Hey Dannnnnielle, you and Garrick have not yet lived plural. Your husband divorced you and he dates Brazilian women.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is that restaurant named Garrick?

[tvrox]

Waitress is like um please leave and stop making our restaurant look bad. 

[VioletNevermind]

Whew, this dinner is embarrassing to watch.  It’s way past time for Naeem to stand up and handle his family. 

[Shelbie]

Just now, CSunshine76 said:

Hey Dannnnnielle, you and Garrick have not yet lived plural. Your husband divorced you and he dates Brazilian women.

Not only dates but has god approved sex with them.

[Pepper Mostly]

Restaurant throwdown!

The staff is cowering inside, wondering if they need to call 911. 

And their lunch guest is killing the cocktails! I am DYING here. 

[JayDub1987]

Sooooo….

 

Do we get to find out what she thinks gone happen if she do that?

[Red Bridey]

Love the manager coming out to say Shut the Hell Up! But I am sad there was no beat down. I really don't know who I would bet on. Mom looks feisty!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s not let that cocktail go to waste.🍹🍸🍷

Edited May 7 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JayDub1987 said:

Sooooo….

 

Do we get to find out what she thinks gone happen if she do that?

DEAD

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Love the manager coming out to say Shut the Hell Up! But I am sad there was no beat down. I really don't know who I would bet on. Mom looks feisty!

My money's on Mom. I bet she's no holds barred and isn't above fighting dirty.

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Restaurant throwdown!

The staff is cowering inside, wondering if they need to call 911. 

And their lunch guest is killing the cocktails! I am DYING here. 

That lunch guest needs to host the tell all. She would be awesome. 

[SabineElisabeth]

Just popping in to say Garrick really is so unbelievably fucking slimy and gross.  I have no idea why Dannielle even wants the asshole in the first place.  Let him have his big boobed baby Brazillian women and move on.

Also . . . seriously, could Garrick be any more pissed off Dannielle got pregnant?  And daaaamn, he's not even making an effort to hide exactly how he feels about it.  That's got to be a dagger right to Dannielle's heart.  I really really don't know how or why she puts up with this shit.  She could do SOOOOO much better, or hell, being alone would be a huge improvement over Garrick.  Just having him on my tv screen makes me feel like I need to go take a shower to wash the ick off.

[tvrox]

That poor baby should not be responsible for fixing this mess. 

Edited May 7 by tvrox
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[Pepper Mostly]

He is revolting. I can't even look at his stupid face without nausea. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The poor unborn baby already has an enormous onus on its shoulders.