Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Keywestclubkid]

you actually did sign up for that shit Sara .... 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Figure out a way to get these cards down". Shawn. Call Consumer Credit Counseling. They'll negotiate your rates down and get you on a plan. You can get rid of 20K in debt in less than five years. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Sara's priority list:

1. Big Bewbs

2. Tummy Tuck

3. more plastic surgery

4. her two kids

5. everything else in the world

6. Shawn's kids.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Redd: I have a confession to make. But first, Joy, you should go get tested for sexually transmitted diseases.

[Elizzikra]

Sara - of course you knew that Shawn came with all this baggage. He had eleventy-billion kids with a woman he never married (but she probably counts as a common-law wife). 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Sara's priority list:

1. Big Bewbs

2. Tummy Tuck

3. more plastic surgery

4. her two kids

5. everything else in the world

100. Shawn's kids.

FTFY

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How will Sara feel when she and Shawn break up?  Will she expect him to provide for their child? 

Of course. And she’ll want way more money than they’re allegedly sending Kelly.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 You can get rid of 20K in debt in less than five years. 

Or six months, whichever you prefer 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I've got it! Tow trucks that can also power wash and be limos!"

And maybe throw in an epoxy table or two. 

[JenE4]

Oh, no!! No wonder why Kelly is calling for money. The “child support” is going into this tow truck! Shawn is about to out-Chance Chance. The two could be great buddies—and terrible business partners…as well as terrible life partners to their wives.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Of course. And she’ll want way more money than they’re allegedly sending Kelly.

And don't doubt for one second that that $$$ will be spent on botox and cosmetic procedures, not shoes for that baby. 

[kacesq]

Is Britney wearing a bodysuit? When did they come back into style?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Redd: I have a confession to make. But first, Joy, you should go get tested for sexually transmitted diseases.

ALL the sexually transmitted diseases. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I think Uncle Arnulfo might enjoy some Christian rap. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Britt's uncle has a nice face. I like him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uncle Brittney is a nice guy. She should focus on him and her granny for family ties and forget about her mother and father.

[Keywestclubkid]

her uncle is smart .. I dont know shit ...LOL

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Aw, Arnulfo and abuelita are great.  

[Empress1]

Dammit, I like Britney and Kerok.

[kacesq]

I’m distracted by Britney’s bodysuit. Wow. 

[Pepper Mostly]

What's with Britt's relatives coming in one at a time, like "This is Your Life"?

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Dammit, I like Britney and Kerok.

I think they stand the best chance out of this crowd.

[Elizzikra]

I like Tio Arnulfo. He seems like a good guy.

I know Kerok and Brittney have their issues, but I’m rooting for them. I can’t help it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’m distracted by Britney’s bodysuit. Wow. 

The choice of color is...unfortunate. 

[OoogleEyes]

That jumpsuit is really a terrible color for our Brittany there

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney is channeling Kanye West’s wife what with the flesh-colored body suit. 

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

That jumpsuit is really a terrible color for our Brittany there

Also it’s a pain in the ass when you have to go to the bathroom...

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m distracted by Britney’s bodysuit. Wow. 

It looks like it would be a great bodysuit for wearing under a sheer or lacy outfit.  I don't care for it on its own.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m distracted by Britney’s bodysuit. Wow. 

A low cut, flesh colored, tight bodysuit is distracting?  I always visit my family in an outfit with a high risk of a nip slip.  Adds to the fun! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Ooh, look, its the Jardiance lady and the Stepford people!

[Eldemarge]

35 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Holy shit. Sarah got fucked up by this “plastic surgeon”! Did Chance take up a new business—budget tummy tucks? 

Seriously, what quack did that surgery?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Ooh, look, its the Jardiance lady and the Stepford people!

Whenever I see that commercial, I picture Whitney Thore being angry that she didnt get the gig.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Ooh, look, its the Jardiance lady and the Stepford people!

I am still waiting to hear what the big story is!  It's time to tell.

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Seriously, what quack did that surgery?

Perhaps Chance added a weedwhacker to his business empire?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Seriously, what quack did that surgery?

Probably some guy she found on Craigslist. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Seriously, what quack did that surgery?

It was Chance's latest get-rich scheme.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Redd inherited the suitcase of sadness from Quaalude.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Will there be a cliffhanger tonight?

 

Maybe Blaine's recorded blow up.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, look, he actually came back! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Joynomi did her eyebrows for Redd's return.  She does care.

[Maybeitsme]

I like Brittany's glam girl style of dressing. She is very feminine and pretty.  But its a No to the outfit from me

[Empress1]

I just ate like six Milano cookies 😬 Usually pretty disciplined with my diet.

[kacesq]

Joy is a fool that she even entertains this BS. This man didn’t bother to check on you or his “son” and you let him come back? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joy, a good relationship doesn’t make you feel like shit all the time.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Did Redd put his pS5 in the closet to keep it away from Swaee?  Did he come back to get it? 

[kacesq]

He’s not even looking for a job? Oh Joy. You’re beyond stupid. 

[Keywestclubkid]

you didnt expect that you would have trust issues?  GIRL .. really?

[kacesq]

Redd doesn’t even feel bad. 

[Gobi]

Trust, honesty, a job, appreciation. I wouldn't expect any of those from Redd.

[Auntie Anxiety]

But don’t worry, Joy. He said he loves you so it’s all good.

[Empress1]

Aww, seeing Joy break down is upsetting.