Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I don't want a baby now. That's why we're having unprotected sex."

More prison logic. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Oh. My. God. Melissa you can't possibly think that this is a good time to have a baby with Louis???

THHIS..... she can barely stand the man now ... he doesnt have a job is still ON probation like stop 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Now they discuss the possibility of pregnancy, after having sex without protection.  Louie does not need a baby while he is setting up his life.  Melissa has some great dreams: land BMOC, get new nose, get pregnant.  At some point she may want to figure out how they would take care of that baby and if their relationship is ready to handle that stress. 

[Gobi]

On the plus side, the initial cost of a baby would be less than the cost of a nose job.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

if their relationship is ready to handle that stress. 

Editors note its not 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Now they discuss the possibility of pregnancy, after having sex without protection.  Louie does not need a baby while he is setting up his life.  Melissa has some great dreams: land BMOC, get new nose, get pregnant.  At some point she may want to figure out how they would take care of that baby and if their relationship is ready to handle that stress. 

I get the distinct feeling that Melissa’s thoughts aren’t reality-based.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Now they discuss the possibility of pregnancy, after having sex without protection.  Louie does not need a baby while he is setting up his life.  Melissa has some great dreams: land BMOC, get new nose, get pregnant.  At some point she may want to figure out how they would take care of that baby and if their relationship is ready to handle that stress. 

Make the varsity cheer squad...

[JenE4]

I thought Melissa spent every penny she had on Louie’s teeth? How is she getting a nose job? Or did she have money left over because she got him the budget dentures instead of the pricey implants?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Family fracas in 3…..2……1

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I get the distinct feeling that Melissa’s thoughts aren’t reality-based.

shes mentally still in HS chasing after LOUIE from Lakeland

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay, its the wedding dress scene! I've been fainting for it. 

[kacesq]

Shavel wants a sexy see thru not see thru dress. Yup. Checks out. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh-uh, Shavel has the worst taste in fashion.  What will she pick for her wedding???

[Empress1]

What in the Foot Locker fuck is this outfit?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel’s daughter knows her mother is crazy.

[Gobi]

I'm surprised that Melissa didn't comment on that shameless hussy flirting with Louie at the takeout place.

[Pepper Mostly]

This poor consultant is fervently wishing she was dead right now. 

[JenE4]

See-through, glitter, and lace. This is going to be some dress. I can’t wait.

[Elizzikra]

Was that a vending machine in the lobby of the bridal shop?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Shavel wants a sexy see thru not see thru dress. Yup. Checks out. 

I'm guessing cutouts. I bet Shavel loves her a cutout. And she will def want a mermaid. With cutouts. 

[WaltersHair]

Almost gold eye shadow!

[kacesq]

Why are any of these people acting like this?

[OoogleEyes]

Wedding food is not a small thing

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Was that a vending machine in the lobby of the bridal shop?

Eyelashes.

[kacesq]

The tattoo and the low boobs. Classy.

[Keywestclubkid]

we aint doing traditional ...LOL

[Maybeitsme]

Girl please 👎 No

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This poor consultant is fervently wishing she was dead right now. 

Ain't no commission high enough...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The bride is in her 30s.  She and her spouse to be can pay for their own damn wedding.  What century are these people in? 

[Empress1]

Oooh, Shavel needs a bra.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel’s wig. Oy vey.

[WaltersHair]

Get a wedding dress to compliment that great chest tattoo.

[kacesq]

I’m so tired of the stripper mermaid dresses or whatever they called these dresses in the SYTTD forum.

[Keywestclubkid]

lol talk shit talk shit ohhh here she comes hehehe you look pretty  she walks away talks shit talks shit .... she comes back SHHH ROFL

[Empress1]

Why are her wigs always pulled so low?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Closed captions on, everyone.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Get a wedding dress to compliment that great chest tattoo.

Yeah That

Classy

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The bride is in her 30s.  She and her spouse to be can pay for their own damn wedding.  What century are these people in? 

They probably also expect a dowry and to carry her over the threshold.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Get a wedding dress to compliment that great chest tattoo.

That's a rule in the LAL universe. The wedding dress must complement the boob tattoo.

[Keywestclubkid]

I haven't been depressed? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’m so tired of the stripper mermaid dresses or whatever they called these dresses in the SYTTD forum.

Stripper fairy dresses! Oh Pnina

[Keywestclubkid]

oh hes on pills ohh not pills there you go 

Edited January 13, 2024 by Keywestclubkid

[Gobi]

"I have so many thoughts runnin' through my head at night. Sometimes as many as three!"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Eyelashes.

Did we see any lemon-lime hair strands stuck to the machine?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Closed captions on, everyone.

I'm sure that wen he speaks the captions just say "gibberish"

[OoogleEyes]

Medical marijuana is terrific 

[Maybeitsme]

Get the card Blaine 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Blaine is going the medical marijuana route. And then he’ll mark it up and sell it.

[JenE4]

Blaine, how about you try some Prozac or Zoloft or something first.

[Elizzikra]

Uhhhh. Blaine? How about conventional anti-depressants?