Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Des loves you, Kerok, but he loves his drug of choice even more.

[Pepper Mostly]

NOW Brittany's a nail technician? Wasn't she a student/server last season? I thought she was quitting the rat race and devoting her life to Jesus and TikToks? 

Edited December 16, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm heading out to my local theatre.  Enjoy the rest of this episode and snark on!

Are you going to see “Five Nights at Fleebenflath”?

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

NOW Brittany's a nail technician? Wasn't she a student/server last season? 

Yes. And in beauty school.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, kacesq said:

Yes. And in beauty school.

I thought she dropped out of beauty school?

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Lindsey spent 5 and half years in the federal pen.  She still has state charges to clear.  Hmm for some crazy reason her daughter is not thinking that she should expect all of Lindsey's plans to come through. 

Lindsey talks about her being a parent figure and I’m thinking, you just became a parent figure to the girl five minutes ago. She hasn’t lived with you for literally years. Stop.

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Yes. And in beauty school.

She's a multitasker.

[kacesq]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

I thought she dropped out of beauty school?

She did. But last season she was working in a bar restaurant and in beauty school…

[Drogo]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

I thought she dropped out of beauty school?

That was Frenchy in Grease.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

I thought she dropped out of beauty school?

That reminds me of a song..

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Lindsey talks about her being a parent figure and I’m thinking, you just became a parent figure to the girl five minutes ago. She hasn’t lived with you for literally years. Stop.

And has absolutely no idea how this might impact her daughter, because who cares?

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

NOW Brittany's a nail technician? Wasn't she a student/server last season? I thought she was quitting the rat race and devoting her life to Jesus and TikToks? 

THIS ... like when ...how... where 

[Drogo]

Paternity test??? It’s his. Every kid in this state is his. 

[kacesq]

I hate Justine but Michael’s mom is insulting her with this stunt.

[Keywestclubkid]

I didnt mean it like that.... then how did you mean it mom? 

[Gobi]

I bet Shawn is the father. Just sayin'.

[Elizzikra]

"Here's a paternity test... don't take it personal..."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Drogo said:

Paternity test??? It’s his. Every kid in this state is his. 

He's Rhode Island rap's Nick Cannon!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike is an overachieving  stud, a regular Nick Cannon. Two pregnant girlfriends at once? 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I didn't mean it like that"

How DID you mean it, Mike's mother? I am positively awash with curiosity. Enlighten us all. 

[kacesq]

Justine is always so smug in her THs. 

Comfortility?

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Justine is always so smug in her THs. 

I can’t stand her. I literally mute her scenes. My TV is muted right now.

[Pepper Mostly]

No one has ever given him the comfortility that Justine has. They're inseparateable. 

Edited December 16, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Drogo]

“ThErE is a PaTeRnItY TeSt iN mY qUeSaDiLLa yOu SaVaGeS”

[Elizzikra]

Did Lindsay get a boob job?

[Keywestclubkid]

what's disrespectful is leaving your kids to move to another state to raise some one else kids that arnt yours ... but maybe thats just me thinking that ... I will die on this hill dude you dont need to be so smug with your mom

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I get that Mike was locked up for a long time, got out, and knocked up Justine.  However, him saying it like that was inevitable, um, no.  Birth control exists. Both he and Justine should learn as much as possible about their options and use several at once.  

[Drogo]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

No one has ever given him the comfortility that Justine has. They're inseparateable. 

Come. Fertility. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Did Lindsay get a boob job?

I wonderde the same thing last week. Those puppies sure seem a lot more prominent. 

[Empress1]

I think I recall that Michael’s brother raised a kid that turned out not to be his and that’s why their mom is paranoid. She may also just hate Justine, which I support.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

No one has ever given him the comfortility that Justine has. They're inseparateable. 

As we hear more of his word skiils, we understand how his rap  career has not taken off. 

[Eldemarge]

Mike doesn't have to actually be responsible for any of his spawn, so he feels he's free to rawdog the population.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is it casual Friday at the lawyer’s office?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tyler looks like quite the attorney.  Dress for success!

[Gobi]

Casual day at the lawyer's office, I see.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I wonderde the same thing last week. Those puppies sure seem a lot more prominent. 

Wasn't that on her wish list?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh goody, a LAL lawyer. They're my favorites. 

[Empress1]

This lawyer in his shorts and polo and ponytail is cracking me up.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Casual day at the lawyer's office, I see.

They called him in on Saturday to film. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey must have put on someone else’s jacket and there were drugs in the pocket.

Flappy flashback! My day s complete.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Empress1 said:

This lawyer in his shorts and polo and ponytail is cracking me up.

He got a sweet deal for Blaine so I wouldn't really care what he wears...

[Keywestclubkid]

Its NOT my fault I caught more charges ... Scott didnt do anything YOU DID IT 

[kacesq]

Maybe stop committing crimes, Lindsay. Then maybe you can get out of the criminal justice system.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Its NOT my fault I caught more charges ... Scott didnt do anything YOU DID IT 

Scott was a dick though... If that was illegal, he'd be locked up for life.

[Pepper Mostly]

HAHAHAHA when she was trashing Scott's office we were all yelling "Drop a dime on her, Scott! Send her trifling ass back to jail!". Looks like he did, hahahahaha.

[Gobi]

"I can't get out this criminal justice system. Just because I committed some crimes. Jeez!"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

They called him in on Saturday to film. 

And his outfit says I am pretending I own a yacht.

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lindsey must have put on someone else’s jacket and there were drugs in the pocket.

And a gun.  also, one of those charges was for selling drugs to convicts.  She is a the queen of good decision-making.  Note, she tried to blame these choices on living with Flappy. 

[Keywestclubkid]

 

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

HAHAHAHA when she was trashing Scott's office we were all yelling "Drop a dime on her, Scott! Send her trifling ass back to jail!". Looks like he did, hahahahaha.

and she deserved it lol

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

HAHAHAHA when she was trashing Scott's office we were all yelling "Drop a dime on her, Scott! Send her trifling ass back to jail!". Looks like he did, hahahahaha.

I definitely remember saying “what power do you think you have, Lindsey? One call and you go back.” And … yep!

[Maybeitsme]

If that is a boob job, it's not a very good one. They look unequal and squeezed together