Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Floatingbison, ask and ye shall receive. Hold on tight!

[JenE4]

49 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I'm here Wooden spoon at the ready .. lets start smacking on some windows 

I knew everyone was going to bring wooden spoons, so I’m armed with a wooden rolling pin in case shit goes down.

[Keywestclubkid]

I hope krock got to probation its been episodes 

[Gobi]

Does anyone need towels?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

OMG, is this her??  I SEE  THE SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!   I SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a group, I think we should all arm ourselves with a wooden spoon-- at least for Friday nights!

[Floatingbison]

 She uses that spoon like a drum major leading the parade!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Does anyone need towels?

Could you send up a new iPhone and some cash? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I assessed the strength of all of my wooden spoons this week so that, if things turn bad, I know my spoon won't break in the heat of battle. 

[Empress1]

You don’t understand what’s going on? You’re a trick. There. Now you know.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

 She uses that spoon like a drum major leading the parade!

She's definately had some practice with that thing.  I wonder what happened to Louie's dad...

[Keywestclubkid]

ugh Andy would be the dude that you found bodies buried in his yard 

[goofygirl]

Andy, dude, you are one of the biggest morons to ever moron on this show.  Seriously.  Brittney is gonna take you for every, single, m-f'n thing you own.

I'm here for it!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andy, Brittney can always find another sucker male friend, but her daughter is her daughter forever.

[WaltersHair]

Don't hurt me, but I HATE wooden spoons. Texture is blech

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

She's definately had some practice with that thing.  I wonder what happened to Louie's dad...

I hear he died of multiple splinters. 

[littlebennysmom]

Andy sounds so hopeful...what a dope.

[Gobi]

Andy is upset with Brittany because she wooden spoon with him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney clearly needs a fix. And the money that And gave her might be burning a hole in her pocket.

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I assessed the strength of all of my wooden spoons this week so that, if things turn bad, I know my spoon won't break in the heat of battle. 

I have a trusty wooden spoon I cook with! I think it was my grandmother’s, so it’s been around a while. I think it’ll hold up.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Brittany, you used to talk with Andy just fine when you were requesting money and gifts.  Now, you don't want anything to do with him.  Let him know!

[OoogleEyes]

I really do have a favorite wooden (bamboo) spoon

[Keywestclubkid]

a good nights "sleep" ... 

Edited October 14, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Empress1]

Andy’s poor son has been sitting around lobbies and parking lots and having to play shrink to his dumb-ass dad. Poor thing.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, littlebennysmom said:

Andy sounds so hopeful...what a dope.

He's dopeful

[Gobi]

He brought a guitar?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I really do have a favorite wooden (bamboo) spoon

Oh, I do too. Doesn't everyone? 

Also a favorite burner on the stove, whisk, and measuring spoon. (a yellow Fiesta teaspoon),

Edited October 14, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[SemiCharmedLife]

Do you all know the kitchen trick of placing a wooden spoon over a pot of water you are boiling?  No overboil!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Gobi said:

He brought a guitar?

He wrote a terrible song for her. I am hoping we never hear it again. 

[Maybeitsme]

Brittany needs help, right now.

Andy, do the right thing

[SemiCharmedLife]

Married???  Girl, do you seriously want Donna as a mother in law????

[goofygirl]

Holy moly.  Melissa is ready, set, GO for getting married.  What a dumbass!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Donna is going to poison Melissa if she cooks them a meal. 

[Keywestclubkid]

yes get married so he can move what could go wrong right 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm cookin', you comin'?" I'm going to make that my personal motto. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"I'm cooking. You coming?", she bellows while waving her wooden spoon.  You couldn't write this level of ridiculousness. 

[Gobi]

Gimme a D, gimme an E, gimme an L, gimme a U, gimme a S, gimme an I, gimme an O, gimme an N, gimme an A, gimme an L

What's that spell?!

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"I'm cookin', you comin'?" I'm going to make that my personal motto. 

I have totally said that before.

[Floatingbison]

From knocked up.. to lock up.....   I LOVE THESE GUYS.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Donna is going to poison Melissa if she cooks them a meal. 

"I'm cookin', a nice lasagna with ground glass and earthworm castings, with a generous sprinkling of rat poison".

[Floatingbison]

I can see his yelling from the living room into the kitchen... Ma, is there any chicken parm left?

[JenE4]

 

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I'm cookin', you comin'?" I'm going to make that my personal motto. 

I’m going with Donna’s other gem of, “Yo, sunshine, don’t push it!”

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I have totally said that before.

Come to think of it, so have I! Not in those words, perhaps

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Gimme a D, gimme an E, gimme an L, gimme a U, gimme a S, gimme an I, gimme an O, gimme an N, gimme an A, gimme an L

What's that spell?!

Donna or Melissa?

[Pepper Mostly]

Kerok, YOU told her to go to Richmond. We all heard you. 

[Gobi]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Donna or Melissa?

Yes.

[Keywestclubkid]

Finally !!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Obligatory police car fake out scene in 3….2…..1

[WaltersHair]

Is it Prince Spaghetti Day?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Is it Prince Spaghetti Day?

"ANTHONY!!" Remember those ads? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Kerok, YOU told her to go to Richmond. We all heard you. 

Definitely need to go to the tape for that one.