S05.E03: Life After Lockup: Family Lies

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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Monique and Derek's sisters face off in an explosive first meeting; Puppy reveals the truth about her relationship; Sara confesses to her mom about her ex; Chance reunites with his son after 18 years.

Original air date 2023.03.10

[anoninrva]

So the Sarah bit did a 180 from "I don't care if you're married, you're still the one for me" to "I just want to see my daughter".  But if that were really the case, and she's living with Sarah's mom to begin with, I don't see why she and Shawn need to be involved at all here.

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Monique doesn’t want to be the bigger person anymore.  
 

If Sarah has always been flat then how does having two kids make her more flat?

[Andyourlittledog2]

31 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

If Sarah has always been flat then how does having two kids make her more flat?

Not more flat, less perky.  She went in wanting Cs and got talked into larger. That happens a lot in plastic surgeon's offices. Some women stand firm on the smaller implants and the surgeons implant larger ones anyway because these assholes are sure that no woman would want anything but super large breasts.  As someone with natural large breasts I can't even fathom why someone would want to saddle themselves with large honking breasts. Clothes don't fit right, you always look fatter than you really are unless you have chicken legs, and they can be very uncomfortable unless you are supported by a bra all the damn time. Men just don't get it.

In So California we used to see lots of women with lots of styled hair, super slender bodies, and huge bolt on boobs. We called them tits on a stick.

You know, the time to find out whether you actually like and can live with someone is before you marry them. Just sayin'.  Why inflict some macho man's ideas of child rearing on your poor sad kids before you even know how he plans to integrate into the family?  Justine needs to wise up.

Now Tayler has a pregnancy and a live in with some user who is also doing the macho controlling head of house thing on her. Fortunately she is wise enough not to legally attach herself but having a kid with him means he is in her life forever.  Again, figure this shit out before you hook yourself up legally or by parenthood to some loser. These women.

Edited March 11, 2023 by Andyourlittledog2

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8 minutes ago, Andyourlittledog2 said:

Not more flat, less perky.  She went in wanting Cs and got talked into larger. That happens a lot in plastic surgeon's offices. Some women stand firm on the smaller implants and the surgeons implant larger ones anyway because these assholes are sure that no woman would want anything but super large breasts.  As someone with natural large breasts I can't even fathom why someone would want to saddle themselves with large honking breasts. Clothes don't fit right, you always look fatter than you really are unless you have chicken legs, and they can be very uncomfortable unless you are supported by a bra all the damn time. Men just don't get it.

I knew women with larger breasts can get droopiness or the nipples angling down after childbirth but if someone is an A for example I can’t imagine it makes much of a difference.  
 

I understand how painful it can be I know someone who had reduction surgery to alleviate severe back pain.

Edited March 11, 2023 by MrBuhBye

[Andyourlittledog2]

4 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

knew women with larger breasts can get droopiness or the nipples angling down after childbirth but if someone is an A for example I can’t imagine it makes much of a difference

The thing is when you're pregnant your boobs swell and are fuller. Then once you are no longer pregnant and breastfeeding they deflate and generally don't recover their shape and snappiness. That's when a lot of women decide to surgically get zippier breasts. Not all decide to go for Ds though. That's usually 'I need a man trap' territory.

[Jeanne222]

Taylor could get a ton of child support checks if she had children with men that work!  I know one of the girls father died so she's getting social security every month for her.  Not sure if the other girls fathers pay anything.  Then there's Chance and the new baby.

He's pretty much draining her.  Of course he does have that power washing business! 🤔

[Gobi]

5 hours ago, Andyourlittledog2 said:

In So California we used to see lots of women with lots of styled hair, super slender bodies, and huge bolt on boobs. We called them tits on a stick.

Coming soon to TLC, a brand new series: Tits On A Stick.

[Elizzikra]

7 hours ago, Gobi said:

Coming soon to TLC, a brand new series: Tits On A Stick.

Tits on Sticks would be a great band name…

[Drogo]

14 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Monique doesn’t want to be the bigger person anymore.  

14 hours ago, Andyourlittledog2 said:

Now Tayler has a pregnancy and a live in with some user who is also doing the macho controlling head of house thing on her.

Related to nothing: that was a good looking kid NoChance had.  Ethan could’ve just walked off the Vikings: Valhalla set.  He was not impressed by dear old dad and I applaud him for that.

Edited March 11, 2023 by Drogo

[Keywestclubkid]

I will admit it with all the shit talking those sisters did I’m glad they got their ass handed to them.. 

[Drogo]

That’s some permanent-scowl Shawn and Sara’s baby got on it. 

[Keywestclubkid]

You didn’t come to fight but you wore this? Looking like a busted Easter egg in the pink jacket and blue shoes 

[Drogo]

47 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

You didn’t come to fight but you wore this? Looking like a busted Easter egg in the pink jacket and blue shoes 

It’s giving SubZero from Mortal Kombat. 

(Yes I know it’s also Scorpion’s look but Scorpion would actually win fights.)

[Elizzikra]

1 hour ago, Drogo said:

That’s some permanent-scowl Shawn and Sara’s baby got on it. 

Can you blame her???

[tvfanatic13]

Sara and Shawn’s baby is really not cute at all. I feel bad even thinking that about a baby but I just can’t help it. 🤷‍♀️

[MadMiniaturist]

I thought the same thing. That baby is....VERY unfortunate looking, sorry.

[Drogo]

I can’t tell if that baby is a petty asshole or if she’s the smartest person on the show.

Imagine being aware at 4 months old that your parents are two shitheads.

Edited March 12, 2023 by Drogo

[Elizzikra]

22 minutes ago, Drogo said:

I can’t tell if that baby is a petty asshole or if she’s the smartest person on the show.

Imagine being aware at 4 months old that your parents are two shitheads.

I'm voting for smartest person on the show. First, it's a low bar. Second, that baby just looks like she knows the score. I am totally Team Baby this season.

[Azanscrazyhair]

Maybe I'm crazy,  but in the last scenes did the baby have hair???  She was bald before?

Just watching scenes with Puppy makes me depressed.  I live in Atlanta and wish I knew where she lives.

[Elizzikra]

49 minutes ago, Azanscrazyhair said:

Maybe I'm crazy,  but in the last scenes did the baby have hair???  She was bald before?

Just watching scenes with Puppy makes me depressed.  I live in Atlanta and wish I knew where she lives.

She did have hair. Also between the beginning of the episode and the end, Sara's hair went from that horrible Little Mermaid red to a more natural red. I hope she stays there. I think her original hair was really pretty and I was sad when she went cartoonish on the color.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Did Derek's sister think they were going to the muppet cabaret or.....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 hour ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

Did Derek's sister think they were going to the muppet cabaret or.....

That outfit was everything.  She said I only pretend to care about my brother so I can get on TV through her clothes: hot pink muppet skin full length coat, ninja hood, dress so short that her whole ass was showing the second she raised her arms.   I want to see Elizabeth in a throw down against Tai. 

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I figured the more of her face she covered with the mask the better.  Also, they spent three hours on those talons?

[Drogo]

28 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

I figured the more of her face she covered with the mask the better.  Also, they spent three hours on those talons?

I think she said $300.  Which, I mean, either way…

[bichonblitz]

19 hours ago, Azanscrazyhair said:

Just watching scenes with Puppy makes me depressed.

Puppy herself is always depressed. I don't think she's ever going to get herself together. She doesn't know how. She has no job, no car, no money. Is still drinking? Sure looks like it. 

I feel like Amber is spiraling. I had hope for her with this new boyfriend but now I don't know if that's going to last. 

Is Chance a hard working guy or not? He has big dreams but is always broke. Having to split the dinner bill between 3 credit cards was hilarious. His son was looking on like WTF with this loser?  

[anoninrva]

1 hour ago, bichonblitz said:

Is Chance a hard working guy or not? He has big dreams but is always broke. Having to split the dinner bill between 3 credit cards was hilarious. His son was looking on like WTF with this loser?  

In my opinion, Chance is a drifter.  He may have picked up some pointers in prison, maybe he was always that way.  While he's certainly *physically* capable of hard work, I don't think he's demonstrated that he's really done any.

Puppy seems like she never grew up.  How old was she when she was first incarcerated?  Amber did seem like she was trying to turn her life around, and I love their older friend.  I don't know how much of her decline is just narrative spin.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

From what we've been told, Chance is working. I'd say the key is he is spending much more than he's earning. Much more.  Tayler seems to know how to live within a budget.  She is responsible for her children and takes that responsibility seriously.  Chance wants what he wants when he wants it and assumes he'll get the money for it when he needs it.  Life doesn't work that way.   

Puppy is very sad all the way around.  It does seem like she has never learned how to live outside of drug culture.  Wasn't her mother involved in the drug trade too?  Family business? It is that much harder to figure out how to be an adult when you are at an age where it is expected that you already know how and you are very depressed.  

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

From what we've been told, Chance is working. I'd say the key is he is spending much more than he's earning. Much more.  Tayler seems to know how to live within a budget.  She is responsible for her children and takes that responsibility seriously.  Chance wants what he wants when he wants it and assumes he'll get the money for it when he needs it.  Life doesn't work that way.   

Puppy is very sad all the way around.  It does seem like she has never learned how to live outside of drug culture.  Wasn't her mother involved in the drug trade too?  Family business? It is that much harder to figure out how to be an adult when you are at an age where it is expected that you already know how and you are very depressed.  

I think it was Amber's mother who trafficked drugs.  We were told at one point Puppy's mother was dying and then she is shown smoking.

[Jeanne222]

On 3/11/2023 at 1:30 PM, Drogo said:

Related to nothing: that was a good looking kid NoChance had.  Ethan could’ve just walked off the Vikings: Valhalla set.  He was not impressed by dear old dad and I applaud him for that.

He’s most likely hoping to get cast on a show!

The show paid for his ticket and dinner. I’m kind of wondering where he’ll sleep?  They’re kind of full up with kids. 

Maybe in the sisters garage mess?  Or maybe no chance bargained him a hotel room. 🤷‍♀️ 

[Jeanne222]

On 3/12/2023 at 1:38 PM, Azanscrazyhair said:

Maybe I'm crazy,  but in the last scenes did the baby have hair???  She was bald before?

Just watching scenes with Puppy makes me depressed.  I live in Atlanta and wish I knew where she lives.

Puppy is playing a role. Look at me. Feel sorry for the me!  I’m beautiful so look at me!

 I can barely take her scenes. She thinks she’s an actual actress on this Shit Show!

[Jeanne222]

7 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

Puppy herself is always depressed. I don't think she's ever going to get herself together. She doesn't know how. She has no job, no car, no money. Is still drinking? Sure looks like it. 

I feel like Amber is spiraling. I had hope for her with this new boyfriend but now I don't know if that's going to last. 

Is Chance a hard working guy or not? He has big dreams but is always broke. Having to split the dinner bill between 3 credit cards was hilarious. His son was looking on like WTF with this loser?  

Right now he’s living on show money!  Everything you see is being paid for with show money. 

I hope and pray Taylor is putting hers away. She’ll need it when this shit show ends and Nochance’s money is gone!

He’s a big, lazy, loser always looking for a quick fix!

3 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

I think it was Amber's mother who trafficked drugs.  We were told at one point Puppy's mother was dying and then she is shown smoking.

It’s all a role they are playing called ‘Here today, gone tomorrow’!

[anoninrva]

58 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

Maybe in the sisters garage mess?  Or maybe no chance bargained him a hotel room. 🤷‍♀️ 

Is that the same house?  This seems much bigger, and the air-conditioning wall garage was detached, I thought.  This was definitely a suburban home with an attached one-car garage.

[Elizzikra]

10 hours ago, anoninrva said:

In my opinion, Chance is a drifter.  He may have picked up some pointers in prison, maybe he was always that way.  While he's certainly *physically* capable of hard work, I don't think he's demonstrated that he's really done any.

Tayler said he works a “lot of overtime” but maybe he’s lying about where he is? Even so, I think his bigger problem is that he burns money faster than he makes it. He could be working a lot of overtime but I’m thinking he makes minimum wage or maybe a little higher. Even with overtime, I think he just spends everything before paychecks ever land in his bank account.

 

4 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

The show paid for his ticket and dinner. I’m kind of wondering where he’ll sleep?  They’re kind of full up with kids. 

Sofa?

[politichick]

Agree that Chance's son is quite handsome! Love that he's not falling for his father's BS.