Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Mike made the joke for me about his life changing.  I'd call going to prison a major life change.

[Keywestclubkid]

Belabor ohh he got words 

[Pepper Mostly]

Moka is disappointed. Its a well known fact that successful rappers do not have children. Snerk.

[Gobi]

Jesus is my lug nut.

[JenE4]

Wait, Michael was at the Latin Grammy’s precipice of his life changing and….he was in jail a week later. Hmm. Maybe you shouldn’t be so confident in your intuition of everything just working out great with no planning, no job…

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Moka is disappointed. Its a well known fact that successful rappers do not have children. Snerk.

Or wear wedding rings 😆 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Moka is disappointed. Its a well known fact that successful rappers do not have children. Snerk.

Especially given that Michael already has 4 kids. What does it matter if one more is brewing?

[goofygirl]

It's the matchy-matchy that moke's upset about, really.  That matchy-matchy thing is IT! Not.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Jesus is my lug nut.

Jesus is my duct tape.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Wait, Michael was at the Latin Grammy’s precipice of his life changing and….he was in jail a week later. Hmm. Maybe you shouldn’t be so confident in your intuition of everything just working out great with no planning, no job…

It's hard to believe his last gig was the Latin Grammy's.  That's pretty impressive.  

[Gobi]

Life threatening confusion. I think I have that.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Jesus is my lug nut.

lord I read that as my left nut when scrolling ... LOL

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m still thinking about Blaine’s plug. Three pronged? European adapter? 

[Gobi]

Jesus is my rug - Blaine after moving on from the comb over.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m still thinking about Blaine’s plug. Three pronged? European adapter? 

No fucking way! Blaine only deals in good old all American plugs! None of that fancy pants Yurpeen nonsense. 

Edited April 1, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Keywestclubkid]

you can not act a fool outside a church ... I refuse 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Blaine, welcome to the roller coaster also known as Lindsey.

[WaltersHair]

If he's sincere, he needs to dump Linsay

[PrincessPurrsALot]

They were always so open with each other when they were selling drugs.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

If he's sincere, he needs to dump Linsay

Weirdly, I think they are actually good for one another...

[SemiCharmedLife]

I would LOVE it if Blaine kicked Lindsay to the curb.

[Keywestclubkid]

im gonna need hm to get an adult haircut 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey needs to work on herself. I know just the person who could coach her on that.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

im gonna need hm to get an adult haircut 

He is like the oldest living boy bander ever...

[Gobi]

"It's hard talking to you." I think talking is hard for you in general, Blaine.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

"It's hard talking to you." I think talking is hard for you in general, Blaine.

I tell you what 

[WaltersHair]

I'm going to hell for just typing this, but Jesus is NOT Lindsey's plug. Never will be.

[Keywestclubkid]

talking about having premarital sex outside a church .. yea you found religion LOL

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Here's a hint, Blaine.  This will happen again.  For every issue, Lindsey will either storm off or break things.  Sometimes she'll go for a twofer.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lindsey needs to work on herself. I know just the person who could coach her on that.

I know you're alluding to Jesse, but I think Lindsay could have some fun with Australian Ash. She'd have him for breakfast. 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I know you're alluding to Jesse, but I think Lindsay could have some fun with Australian Ash. She'd have him for breakfast. 

Oh, that is a blind date I would love to see.

[Keywestclubkid]

she a hater ROFL 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

He is like the oldest living boy bander ever...

That would make a great mockumentary. "In our day boy bands were only five members...possibly four...none of this 6+ member nonsense."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aren’t you all relieved that Derek got permission after all? Shocking, right?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Another Sharp PA earns their SAG card playing the role of Derek's PO.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aren’t you all relieved that Derek got permission after all? Shocking, right?

I don't know about you, Missy, but I was on the edge of my seat! I believe in love!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I read today that Honey Boo Boo’s sister has stage 4 cancer.

[Keywestclubkid]

wait didn't she just have a baby? why are they out drinking

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I read today that Honey Boo Boo’s sister has stage 4 cancer.

I read that too. I never watched that show, but it sounds like she's pretty sick. She's young too...

[WaltersHair]

They better not replace LAL with Mama June. I will go postal

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

wait didn't she just have a baby? why are they out drinking

A sitter was available?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I read today that Honey Boo Boo’s sister has stage 4 cancer.

which sister?  That's so sad.  

[Elizzikra]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

which sister?  That's so sad.  

Is there a Chickadee or something like that? I don't think it's the one HBB lived with, but another one?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

They better not replace LAL with Mama June. I will go postal

What if Mama June went to prison and then found a mark beau on the outside...it could be a cross-over.

[Maybeitsme]

Do PO s really talk like that? I don't know 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Is there a Chickadee or something like that? I don't think it's the one HBB lived with, but another one?

Yes, I only watched a couple episodes of the OG HBB, and there was a Chickadee.  Pumpkin is the one she lived with.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

Do PO s really talk like that? I don't know 

I mean hang up on you then call back like just fooling  ... 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

Do PO s really talk like that? I don't know 

I'm sure they are "over it" when it comes to communicating with their parolees.

[Keywestclubkid]

SHOCKER he got laid off 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance got laid off? Probably called in sick one too many times. The casino was his downfall.