Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

EVER 

E V E R 

[Pepper Mostly]

36 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

It's between this and PSYCHO on TCM. 

It's a struggle 

ALSO I'm in the middle of watching GOODFELLAS. 

The struggle is real 

"Bring me a Cuddy water"

I feel you, but if you're like me you've seen Goodfellas at least one hundred times already

Hola, bunkies! I just got back from the studio. Hand over your phones so I'll know you're not talking to some bitches. 

[Maybeitsme]

well CLEARY  if I do smell like alcohol it's because umm because I been waiting on you and called you like 23 times and umm 😐 

[OoogleEyes]

On 3/24/2023 at 10:27 PM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Shawn:  I'm not stupid. 

Me:  Yes, yes you are.  You are extremely stupid.

I love you so much 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh sure, Sara. It was all for Abby. I see you you duplicitous little minx.

[Gobi]

"Well, I mean I've seen him, yes. And yeah, maybe he tripped and fell into my vagina, but it was an accident!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

My titty t-shirt is in the wash so I figured I’d just cut to the chase and put my orange jumpsuit back on. How’s everyone doing?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Well, I mean I've seen him, yes. And yeah, maybe he tripped and fell into my vagina, but it was an accident!"

There is the question of where exactly the sex swing is now. 

Has everyone had a good week? 

"Who is this person? I was so sure that after all her years in prison she'd be utterly trustworthy".

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

well CLEARY  if I do smell like alcohol it's because umm because I been waiting on you and called you like 23 times and umm 😐 

My PCP wants me to do blood work, but I can't do it after LAL because liver stuff 

[WaltersHair]

I'm here with you but there are a couple violent storms head my way, so that's a bummer.

[Keywestclubkid]

the man who forgot to tell her how many kids he had or how old he was is preaching about honesty 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I'm here with you but there are a couple violent storms head my way, so that's a bummer.

Oh no, I hope you stay safe! Sending hugs.

Lindsay: Don't ever lie to me again. Your body will never be found if you do.

[candall]

I've been in the "interior room" for a couple of hours with the doggos while the phone shrieked out TORNADO WARNING alerts, but it looks like everything's calmed down now and, besides, it's time for Love After Lockup Live Chat.

 

Let the good times ensue!  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance figures if he screams at TayLer enough, she’ll pop the baby out faster.

[Empress1]

This feels like none of my business, this delivery.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chance figures if he screams at TayLer enough, she’ll pop the baby out faster.

And if that doesn't work, he'll power wash it out of her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dayum, that baby popped out like a cork!

[OoogleEyes]

Seriously though... newborns 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

This feels like none of my business, this delivery.

I used to watch the delivery (all births)  on TLC when I was little LOL my cousin was like I'm telling one time LOL

[SemiCharmedLife]

Aw, the miracle of life!  Too bad Chance has to ruin it by being an ass.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance wrestles the baby away from TayLer and tries to sell him to the highest bidder.

[Empress1]

He’s giving her shit three seconds after GIVING BIRTH. Ugh.

[Keywestclubkid]

I guess we are forgetting about the son that came to visit already 

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance sees the baby as a little remake of himself. UGH to the nth degree. He is dreadful. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Derek have permission to leave the state? I don’t know what his status is.

[Empress1]

I legit forgot about Derek.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I guess we are forgetting about the son that came to visit already 

Oh, I'm quite sure that said son would breathe a huge sigh of relief if that was the case. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does Derek have permission to leave the state? I don’t know what his status is.

He doesn't either. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm sure Derek will invite his sisters on his trip to see Monique. 😂

[goofygirl]

Yep, I've got tornado watch and severe thunderstorm warning going on here!  My 6 inch eyelashes are on but hopefully, I can see through them well enough to catch the action on this live chat!  Is doofus going to Chicago to see Monique? He's gonna break parole to see Monique? WHUT??

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm sure Derek will invite his sisters on his trip to see Monique. 😂

Just one big happy family. I think I might cry, its so moving.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

I've been in the "interior room" for a couple of hours with the doggos while the phone shrieked out TORNADO WARNING alerts, but it looks like everything's calmed down now and, besides, it's time for Love After Lockup Live Chat.

 

Let the good times ensue!  

That's coming our Western PA way tomorrow 

(Pittsburgh)

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I guess we are forgetting about the son that came to visit already 

He ended up having to pay the dinner bill and had the nerve to ask Chance to settle up, so Chance told him to hit the road.

[Keywestclubkid]

when did you find out? long pause ... girllll 

[SemiCharmedLife]

One of the middle schoolers I worked with today had bigger and thicker lashes than ANY of these LAL posers.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Blaine triggers my closed captioning option.

[Pepper Mostly]

Big Momma is NOT happy to hear this news. 

[Gobi]

The suspense! They would never show him going to Chicago without permission from his parole officer!

[Empress1]

I want to be like Derek’s great grandma if I live to my 90s.

[candall]

Yes, Chance.  We're all dying to know all about how YOU were doing during the delivery.

[Keywestclubkid]

FORCED to take the ring off ....ROFL stop it

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

The suspense! They would never show him going to Chicago without permission from his parole officer!

Especially since we‘Ve never seen that plot twist before!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I legit forgot about Derek.

Did you put him in your sock drawer and forget to let him out?  He's used to fitting into small spaces. 

5 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm sure Derek will invite his sisters on his trip to see Monique. 😂

No muppet will be safe if Elizabeth is looking for a new outfit. 

Mason spoke for us all when he started howling the second chance touched him.  I am surprised Chance did not get angry at the baby.  

[goofygirl]

How much ya'll want to bet old Lindsey's off to see poor Daonte?

[Gobi]

Chance is cherishing these moments with his new born son because he won't see him for another 18 years.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, goofygirl said:

How much ya'll want to bet old Lindsey's off to see poor Daonte?

Well, this time Blaine is not going to be driving her there.  He's on tether.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

My 6 inch eyelashes are on but hopefully, I can see through them well enough to catch the action on this live chat!  

Don't float away!

[candall]

Would it be too much to ask that all the baby-voice executives might choke on their Haribo Gold Bears?

[Pepper Mostly]

My laptop's been fixed and I am just so happy. 

[Keywestclubkid]

UGH bathroom break time 

[goofygirl]

Where's my vomit emoji when I need it?  Shit, I can't STAND Marcellino & Brittney!!  Can they PULEEZ just GO AWAY and not come back? Seriously. They make me want to hurl!