Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey comparing herself to Queen Elizabeth. Yeah, I don’t think so.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

"I'll let you dick me down, but I can't hold your hand for a few seconds. Gotta take one for the team."  Shut up.

Guaranteed, after the wedding, once Darcey has a drink or six in her, she'll sing a different tune. She'll be all over Georgi like a cheap pleather suit.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mateo just wants the day to be over.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She'll be all over Georgi like a cheap pleather suit.

Like a pale green pleather suit?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey is praying for a wardrobe malfunction so she can grab the spotlight.

[MagicEyes]

Darcey is having some trouble walking without flashing her cooter. I hope she’s wearing some underwear. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Mateo just wants the day to be over.

Can you blame him? 

No music, just the guests howling and hooting like they're at a concert. So classy.

[Frozendiva]

Bouquet $700 plus?

[Baltimore Betty]

Production put an add in the paper for extras to attend a wedding, Stacey does not know 80% of those people.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Bouquet $700 plus?

Oh hell yeah. That thing's a monster.

[JeanJean]

Was Stacey just going to keep getting married until she had a  wedding on TV?

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[Hotel Snarker]

Darcey sauntering and posing her way down the aisle.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Bouquet $700 plus?

Maybe it is fake.

[goofygirl]

17 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Where can you buy boob tape? Asking for a friend! 

It's duct tape. Good  grief! I'm about to hurl!!

[OneGuy]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Maybe it is fake.

Fillers.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m bored to tears.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m bored to tears.

So are the guests. That's why they're dabbing at their eyes. Don't be fooled. 

[magemaud]

Florian got a new ring that doesn’t fit? 

[Baltimore Betty]

I thought we say M. Benz walk down the aisle at the rehearsal but he is sitting with the guests.

[OneGuy]

The vows should have something about not keeping secrets about her sister's hookups.

[Hotel Snarker]

When did people start clapping & whistling at a wedding when each person walks out?

[Pepper Mostly]

Stacey can't even pucker up with all those lip fillers. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I thought we say M. Benz walk down the aisle at the rehearsal but he is sitting with the guests.

I thought he stood in for Mateo at the rehearsal 

[goofygirl]

Finally! This stoopid wedding is just about over. Thank you Jeebus!

[sainte-chapelle]

There is drunk Mikey…full of class and restraint. 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Stacey can't even pucker up with all those lip fillers. 

Oh god, who was that guy on Love After Lockup who would go into a kiss tongue-first? The flashblacks...

[Baltimore Betty]

M. Benz gives a speech like he is Tony Soprano.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, magemaud said:

I thought he stood in for Mateo at the rehearsal 

He had to shove his way in there…more screen time!

[OneGuy]

Parrottop makes some of the most profound observations and statements to be heard on this show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

M. Benz gives a speech like he is Tony Soprano.

His Burger King crown is a nice touch. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Parrottop makes some of the most profound observations and statements to be heard on this show.

Does he get a cracker?

[Auntie Anxiety]

So does next season’s script call for Stacey to have fertility treatments? 

[magemaud]

They blew the wedding budget on dresses and flowers but didn’t have any music? At least Amy Slaton sang “here comes the bride” for HER sister’s rehab wedding. 
 

[Eldemarge]

What if a light falls on him and his hair catches on fire?  All of our suffering would be worth it.

[JeanJean]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Does he get a cracker?

He was Stacey's something blue.

Aspen is gorgeous.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Finally! This stoopid wedding is just about over. Thank you Jeebus!

Now we get to the reception, where the fur will really fly! We still have to get through drunk Parrot Boy's speech, Darcey drunkenly diving for the bouquet, and Georgi and Darcey's boozy, tearful reunion. A lot to cram into the remaining 25 minutes!

[Baltimore Betty]

Next season will Darcey find love? She needs her own weddings.

[CainF]

I guess Mateo is saving his personality for the wedding photos.

 

 

[goofygirl]

Is not wearing socks with a TUXEDO a thing now? Lort,that's awful.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So does next season’s script call for Stacey to have fertility treatments? 

Either a guided tour of Stacey's ovaries, or Darcey gets engaged/plans her fabulous wedding. Guaranteed.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, JeanJean said:

 

Aspen is gorgeous

But sadly, I predict a boob job in her near future 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He had to shove his way in there…more screen time!

With his dollar store crown.

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

No music, just the guests howling and hooting like they're at a concert. So classy.

I sadly think it would have been much better if they played one of Darcey and Stacey's hit songs.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, CainF said:

I guess Mateo is saving his personality for the wedding photos.

 

 

Mateo is rethinking his decision to come to this ridiculous event. "I could have stayed and school, hung out with my friends, gotten some studying in, stared at the wall.....but NOOOOOOO"

[Auntie Anxiety]

The reception is reminiscent of the bachelor/bachelorette party. So much fun!

[sainte-chapelle]

Good Lord those hags are already slurring

[goofygirl]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The reception is reminiscent of the bachelor/bachelorette party. So much fun!

And only a few more people than that hootenany!!

[MagicEyes]

Why is Florian’s tux so shiny?

[Frozendiva]

No food first?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Soulmate. Bingo. I have bingo.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

No food first?

Silly, these two don't eat! There's plenty of booze, what more do people want?