Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Frozendiva]

Wouldn’t Florian want a nice hot shower after driving for three days with all that stuff?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Wouldn’t Florian want a nice hot shower after driving for three days with all that stuff?

Too bad for Florian. Stacey wants to talk about her "dream wedding". And her "dream" only marginally includes Florian. He's just a prop. The rest is The Stacey Show. 

[OneGuy]

Could Florian sound more irritated in his responses in any context ever?

Edited January 24, 2023 by OneGuy

[sainte-chapelle]

Because you are already married Stacey and have been for over a year. Who gives a fuck? It isn’t a wedding, it is a performance piece that Florian does not want or need.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Because you are already married Stacey and have been for over a year. Who gives a fuck? It isn’t a wedding, it is a performance piece that Florian does not want or need.

And because he didn't kiss her fingertips, call her "my angel", and slavishly hang on her every word, (you know, actually has an opinion and feelings of his own) Stacey's all "hurt" and "disappointed". She needs to take a seat. Several seats. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian is wasting the best years of his life.

[Frozendiva]

Stacey and Florian look dressed for two different functions.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, what happened with Florian’s flourishing modeling career?

[Pepper Mostly]

That's right, TLC. Show us some B roll of gorgeous, fit, tan, young, glamorous people on the beach. Then cut to hagged out, cartoonishly enhanced, ratty haired, scraggy looking Darcey and Stacey. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wait, what happened with Florian’s flourishing modeling career?

Werewolves are out of fashion now. 

Jumping Christ, that box is labeled "Designer shoes". I am DEAD.

Is that gold confection what Stacey's planning to wear? On a BOAT?

[sainte-chapelle]

Don’t be ungrateful..he sat with parrot boy and drove all your shit over. Say thank you 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is she cutting the packing tape on the bias?

[Frozendiva]

Wouldn’t clothes be in a huge wardrobe box?

[OneGuy]

You're way past good first impressions Darcey.

[Pepper Mostly]

She is so utterly incapable. She can't even unpack, just stand there, wringing her hands. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I can’t decide if they are thin or fat….help me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those extensions are horrible.

[Frozendiva]

Hard to unpack with talons like those.

[judylo]

“You’re going to push guys away like that” and all I see are Darcey’s boobs poking some guy’s eyes out.

[sainte-chapelle]

Angela wants to borrow that gold dress.

[Doublemint]

I'm late but watching (drinking vile liquids for my prep).   Hello my lovelies!

[Pepper Mostly]

Look at the mute misery in Florian's eyes. 

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Angela wants to borrow that gold dress.

Maybe Stacey will put it on Poshmark. Though I'm sure Ebay is more Angie's speed. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey is practicing for MILF Mansion

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcey is practicing for MILF Mansion

She was probably PANTING to be on MILF Mansion. That's why she's so bitter.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcey is practicing for MILF Mansion

Maybe just M Mansion in her case.

[Frozendiva]

What wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen is Darcey wearing?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder how many hookers they had to fight for those get-ups.

[Doublemint]

Oh what horrible dresses - Darcy's is a tad better because it's black.   They could be on Ru Paul's Drag Race.

[Shelbie]

They look totally ridiculous in those outfits.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just imagine how they look in those stripper dresses and heavy makeup, out in the harsh, bright Miami sun. Compare their ensembles to the cute, casual looks on the other women present. I would die laughing. 

[sainte-chapelle]

“ he owns an anti aging skin company so thought you would hit it off” 😂 😂 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure this Israeli guy isn’t on the show to shill his merch.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I discovered the way to reverse aging. I myself am 98 years old".

[Frozendiva]

This dude can’t see the plastic?

[JeanJean]

Darci's and Stacey's lips are bigger than those yachts.

"Reverse aging" guy - wow, that's a legit business, right? Is that his yacht?

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Anti Aging Guy is another version of Life Coach Ash? 

[Doublemint]

What a line!   Darcy is inspiring other girls?   Haaaaaaaaaa......

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Just imagine how they look in those stripper dresses and heavy makeup, out in the harsh, bright Miami sun. Compare their ensembles to the cute, casual looks on the other women present. I would die laughing. 

Right? I wear a little hourglass concealer in the sun and I look like I am melting. Imagine the overpowering smell of Angel mixed with sweat, hairspray and melting plastic. 

[Shelbie]

Is there a man on earth Darcy wouldn’t feel potential with ?

[OneGuy]

"Some guy is paying attention to me.  I feel like there's something about this guy."

[Pepper Mostly]

She's talked to this guy for eight minutes and he lobs one "I wouldn't kick you out of bed" compliment at her and she's all heart eyes and doodling "Mr and Mrs Anti Aging Guy" in her diary. Lord.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey reeks of desperation. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh thing she is right about is that Stacey is a master saboteur 

Edited January 24, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

On thing she is right about if that Stacey is a master saboteur 

100%. She's not even that good at it. Darcey is so needy and pathetic it's laughably easy to cut her off at the knees. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good Lord I should check my autocorrect and autocomplete before hitting submit 😂 

Wait what did Stacey say or do? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The twits twins are fighting once again. The plot line is threadbare at this point.

[Pepper Mostly]

I can't even concentrate on their nonsensical conversation because I am rendered senseless by their insane outfits.

What are you going through, you silly, silly woman? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Did you all catch that Darcey side ass? It is….saggy. She isn’t that old….what causes a 40 something to have a 70:something ass?

[OneGuy]

There it is . . . tears.  Now the episode is complete.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I can't even concentrate on their nonsensical conversation because I am rendered senseless by their insane outfits.

Yes, when Stacy turned sideways (in the dark) there was a slip.

[judylo]

Oh no, those dating prospects look horr!ble!