Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[sainte-chapelle]

7 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Why is Florian’s tux so shiny?

It looks like over ironed polyester 

Edited April 11, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Eldemarge]

How much face-destroying can Stacey do before Florian finally takes off, I wonder? I know that marriage isn't based off of a deep soul connection.

[Pepper Mostly]

Isn't it time for Riena or Fatema to flash someone? 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Why is Florian’s tux so shiny?

Polyester? 

[JeanJean]

D&S drinking game: Take a drink every time Reina takes a drink.

[Hotel Snarker]

Papa Mike spent a shit ton on flowers for this fake wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JeanJean said:

D&S drinking game: Take a drink every time Reina takes a drink.

Do NOT do that. You will die. 

[goofygirl]

Oh my gawd. We're starting at the beginning with this toast.I just cannot.  Uh oh...Parrothead starts his floor show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael Benz. King of cringe.

[sainte-chapelle]

Isn’t he a DJ? Dude can’t even handle a mic. Of course Mike needs to make it about Mike

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey of course has to tell the world that SHE was born first. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Why is he wearing a crown?

For a professional DJ he sucks at public speaking.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Saddest ass wedding ever.

[JeanJean]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Darcey of course has to tell the world that SHE was born first. 

And she "felt betrayed" when Stacey came out.

[Pepper Mostly]

Parrot Boy is a real wordsmith, isn't he? I'm so moved. 

[sainte-chapelle]

….and they were worried about Georgi causing a scene

[Frozendiva]

Parrot guy was embarrassing.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why is he petting Florian?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Georgi is going through his pickup lines like he’s at the local pub.

[magemaud]

I’m shocked Stacey didn’t change into a “reception dress” or at least lose that monstrous tulle skirt.  

Michael’s toast reminds me of Libby’s drunken brother Charlie at her wedding in Moldova. 

Edited April 11, 2023 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey for the love of god do not stand like that. 

Georgi is hammered too. Everyone's hammered! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Parrot guy was embarrassing.

Not surprising for a 50-year-old caricature of a man with a Burger King crown.

[sainte-chapelle]

I kinda don’t believe Georgi was ever hittin that

[Baltimore Betty]

No music, lights turned up bright, sad, sad, wedding.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Give this a 👏🏾 if you plan on joining the new Love in Paradise snark next week!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Give this a 👏🏾 if you plan on joining the new Love in Paradise snark next week!

Sigh. I'll be there. I just can't quit these idiots.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Give this a 👏🏾 if you plan on joining the new Love in Paradise snark next week!

I don’t know if I can….I hate Valentine and Lydia

[goofygirl]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Darcey for the love of god do not stand like that. 

Georgi is hammered too. Everyone's hammered! 

Everybody but Aspyn & Anoki or whatever her name is!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t know if I can….I hate Valentine and Lydia

Join us. Join us. Join us. 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I kinda don’t believe Georgi was ever hittin that

It never happened.

Georgi's eyes were fighting to stay open, an open bar with this crowd has proved dangerous.

Where did all the people from the ceremony go? They skipped the reception?

 

[CainF]

We could use a little Cicero about right now.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Join us. Join us. Join us. 

Well by the looks of it all the cool kids will be there so I am in

[goofygirl]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

It never happened.

Georgi's eyes were fighting to stay open, an open bar with this crowd has proved dangerous.

Where did all the people from the ceremony go? They skipped the reception?

 

They had to go back to their jobs at the hotel!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Where did all the people from the ceremony go? They skipped the reception

They were paid for just one hour.

[magemaud]

Just now, goofygirl said:

They had to go back to their jobs at the hotel!

After dropping off their clothing at the wardrobe trailer 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey’s train catches on fire. Cliffhanger.

[Baltimore Betty]

My theory about the flowers, they were at the hotel for someone else's wedding the next day, Stacey rented them.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They were paid for just one hour.

And all the booze they could handle. 

[MagicEyes]

Darcey’s dress has an illusion panel to hold the top together, but nothing for the crotch situation. Poor planning.

[CainF]

Georgi talk while you're fucking her, not at Stacey's special day.

 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Georgi can barely talk and he is slipping into his heavy accent…he is trashed

[OneGuy]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Darcey’s dress has an illusion panel to hold the top together, but nothing for the crotch situation. Poor planning.

Not in Darcey's mind

[Pepper Mostly]

"And I have a hotter guy than you waiting for me in Miami. Bye-ee!"

[goofygirl]

Face it Georgi.  You are a booty call!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey summons up all her empowerment for this Emmy winning dramatic scene with Georgi.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Darcey’s dress has an illusion panel to hold the top together, but nothing for the crotch situation. Poor planning.

Or is it? She is alone with a man

[Frozendiva]

Georgi, your contract is up.

[MagicEyes]

Is it finally over? Or will he be back next season?

[Pepper Mostly]

"Just let me go" she whispers dramatically. Spoken like a strong empowered woman. I'm so moved. 

[Eldemarge]

Here we go.  They are going to toss it right at Darcey.  So planned.