Auntie Anxiety April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Darcey comparing herself to Queen Elizabeth. Yeah, I don’t think so. 1 3 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, Eldemarge said: "I'll let you dick me down, but I can't hold your hand for a few seconds. Gotta take one for the team." Shut up. Guaranteed, after the wedding, once Darcey has a drink or six in her, she'll sing a different tune. She'll be all over Georgi like a cheap pleather suit. 1 1 7 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Mateo just wants the day to be over. 2 2 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: She'll be all over Georgi like a cheap pleather suit. Like a pale green pleather suit? 1 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Darcey is praying for a wardrobe malfunction so she can grab the spotlight. 1 1 1 2 Link to comment
MagicEyes April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Darcey is having some trouble walking without flashing her cooter. I hope she’s wearing some underwear. 2 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, Hotel Snarker said: Mateo just wants the day to be over. Can you blame him? No music, just the guests howling and hooting like they're at a concert. So classy. 2 1 2 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Production put an add in the paper for extras to attend a wedding, Stacey does not know 80% of those people. 2 2 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, Frozendiva said: Bouquet $700 plus? Oh hell yeah. That thing's a monster. 4 1 Link to comment
JeanJean April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 (edited) Was Stacey just going to keep getting married until she had a wedding on TV? Edited April 11, 2023 by JeanJean forgot the article 2 8 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Darcey sauntering and posing her way down the aisle. 2 2 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Frozendiva said: Bouquet $700 plus? Maybe it is fake. 1 3 Link to comment
goofygirl April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 17 minutes ago, MagicEyes said: Where can you buy boob tape? Asking for a friend! It's duct tape. Good grief! I'm about to hurl!! Link to comment
OneGuy April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, Baltimore Betty said: Maybe it is fake. Fillers. 1 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: I’m bored to tears. So are the guests. That's why they're dabbing at their eyes. Don't be fooled. 1 1 4 Link to comment
magemaud April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Florian got a new ring that doesn’t fit? 3 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 I thought we say M. Benz walk down the aisle at the rehearsal but he is sitting with the guests. 1 1 Link to comment
OneGuy April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 The vows should have something about not keeping secrets about her sister's hookups. 2 3 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 When did people start clapping & whistling at a wedding when each person walks out? 1 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Stacey can't even pucker up with all those lip fillers. 1 4 Link to comment
magemaud April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said: I thought we say M. Benz walk down the aisle at the rehearsal but he is sitting with the guests. I thought he stood in for Mateo at the rehearsal 1 1 Link to comment
goofygirl April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Finally! This stoopid wedding is just about over. Thank you Jeebus! 2 1 2 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 There is drunk Mikey…full of class and restraint. 4 Link to comment
Eldemarge April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Stacey can't even pucker up with all those lip fillers. Oh god, who was that guy on Love After Lockup who would go into a kiss tongue-first? The flashblacks... 3 1 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 M. Benz gives a speech like he is Tony Soprano. 5 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, magemaud said: I thought he stood in for Mateo at the rehearsal He had to shove his way in there…more screen time! 1 1 2 Link to comment
OneGuy April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Parrottop makes some of the most profound observations and statements to be heard on this show. 1 6 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, Baltimore Betty said: M. Benz gives a speech like he is Tony Soprano. His Burger King crown is a nice touch. 1 1 1 4 Link to comment
Frozendiva April 11, 2023 Author Share April 11, 2023 Just now, OneGuy said: Parrottop makes some of the most profound observations and statements to be heard on this show. Does he get a cracker? 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 So does next season’s script call for Stacey to have fertility treatments? 1 1 3 Link to comment
magemaud April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 They blew the wedding budget on dresses and flowers but didn’t have any music? At least Amy Slaton sang “here comes the bride” for HER sister’s rehab wedding. 1 1 4 2 Link to comment
Eldemarge April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 What if a light falls on him and his hair catches on fire? All of our suffering would be worth it. 7 Link to comment
JeanJean April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, Frozendiva said: Does he get a cracker? He was Stacey's something blue. Aspen is gorgeous. 8 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 1 minute ago, goofygirl said: Finally! This stoopid wedding is just about over. Thank you Jeebus! Now we get to the reception, where the fur will really fly! We still have to get through drunk Parrot Boy's speech, Darcey drunkenly diving for the bouquet, and Georgi and Darcey's boozy, tearful reunion. A lot to cram into the remaining 25 minutes! 1 3 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Next season will Darcey find love? She needs her own weddings. 1 4 1 Link to comment
CainF April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 I guess Mateo is saving his personality for the wedding photos. 4 1 Link to comment
goofygirl April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Is not wearing socks with a TUXEDO a thing now? Lort,that's awful. 1 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: So does next season’s script call for Stacey to have fertility treatments? Either a guided tour of Stacey's ovaries, or Darcey gets engaged/plans her fabulous wedding. Guaranteed. 2 2 Link to comment
magemaud April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 1 minute ago, JeanJean said: Aspen is gorgeous But sadly, I predict a boob job in her near future 1 5 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: He had to shove his way in there…more screen time! With his dollar store crown. 8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: No music, just the guests howling and hooting like they're at a concert. So classy. I sadly think it would have been much better if they played one of Darcey and Stacey's hit songs. 1 1 1 3 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 1 minute ago, CainF said: I guess Mateo is saving his personality for the wedding photos. Mateo is rethinking his decision to come to this ridiculous event. "I could have stayed and school, hung out with my friends, gotten some studying in, stared at the wall.....but NOOOOOOO" 3 4 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 The reception is reminiscent of the bachelor/bachelorette party. So much fun! 4 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Good Lord those hags are already slurring 6 Link to comment
goofygirl April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: The reception is reminiscent of the bachelor/bachelorette party. So much fun! And only a few more people than that hootenany!! 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Soulmate. Bingo. I have bingo. 4 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 11, 2023 Share April 11, 2023 Just now, Frozendiva said: No food first? Silly, these two don't eat! There's plenty of booze, what more do people want? 1 1 1 1 Link to comment
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