S08.E13: November 14, 2022

[Emma Snyder]

Airs Monday, November 14, at 8:00PM EST.

[phlebas]

Everyone on the beach is WAY more upset about Rodney and Eliza breaking up than Rodney is.

Personally, I'm more upset that we have to deal with Mara again.

Edited November 15, 2022 by phlebas

[dizzyd]

I like Rodney but this Rodney funeral part 2 is ridiculous!

[DEL901]

Brandon sobs, “no one deserves love more than Rodney”, but at least Serene is the voice of reason. 

[Jaundiced Eye]

Who was lying down next to Jessenia? Her leg was covered in bruises.

[call me ishmael]

Is the season over yet?

[dizzyd]

Right Justin had no clue she was visiting 😏 He didn’t even give us one of those exaggerated eyes looks. Yeah, pick you Justin! You don’t need this wishy washy girl. And Eliza puhleese, you didn’t spend $ to go across the country to visit Justin or even come up with that idea. That’s all the producers. You were probably paid to do it. 

Edited November 15, 2022 by dizzyd

[phlebas]

"Rodney... I realized while in Baltimore that I was right the first time..."

[DEL901]

Eliza thinks flying across the country, throwing over her love of one week’s duration, for a guy she has only known three days is a grand gesture…but it gives a more stalker is vibe.  Justin is right to be wary.  

[Jaundiced Eye]

Eliza rubs me the wrong way. She seems to think she's totally adorable, and any guy will drop everything for the chance to be with her. Props to Justin for wiping that smug look off her face.

[LakeGal]

Eliza seemed more worried about her makeup running than Justin.

This season is dragging on and on.  At least Demi has not come down the steps.  

[Jaundiced Eye]

The Funeral of Rodney's Great Romance continues. Ugh.

[phlebas]

2 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Eliza thinks flying across the country, throwing over her love of one week’s duration, for a guy she has only known three days is a grand gesture…but it gives a more stalker is vibe.  Justin is right to be wary.  

She lives in Tampa.  Baltimore might be across the country from the BiP beach, but she was going to fly almost all that way anyhow. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Very apt they’re playing a little Chopin in the background, now with some cha cha cha!

[Jaundiced Eye]

19 minutes ago, phlebas said:

Everyone on the beach is WAY more upset about Rodney and Eliza breaking up than Rodney is.

Personally, I'm more upset that we have to deal with Mara again.

I don't know who Mara is but I hate her already. Why was Jesse so excited to see her?

[DEL901]

1 minute ago, phlebas said:

She lives in Tampa.  Baltimore might be across the country from the BiP beach, but she was going to fly almost all that way anyhow. 

Yes, but she wouldn’t have a camera crew there to record her getting rejected.  Thank goodness, for our entertainment, she went home via Baltimore.  

Re Mara and the rest of the arrivals…arriving this late means you likely have zero chance of any relationship. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Eliza is probably on her way to see Rodney next!

Yeah, Mara is bad news. I don’t remember her but already she bugs. 

[phlebas]

Mara was on Clay-taur's season, like most of the women here.  She is VERY SURE she has a lot to offer a future mate, before she rips his head off and lays eggs in his stomach.

[dizzyd]

Yup this season is dead. Even they don’t care anymore. And yet I watch, sad masochist me 🤦🏻‍♀️

[LakeGal]

I enjoyed the commercial for Bachelor in Paradise Canada coming up soon.  Wells made a drink with maple syrup and slid it down the bar to Kevin (of Kevin & Astrid) who is the Canadian bartender for the series.  Jesse has been doing the commercials up to this point.

[Kiss my mutt]

Just how old is Mara? Didn’t Genevieve get into with her on Clayton’s season when they did the roasting?

8 minutes ago, phlebas said:

Mara was on Clay-taur's season, like most of the women here.  She is VERY SURE she has a lot to offer a future mate, before she rips his head off and lays eggs in his stomach.

If she has any left, that is. 

[phlebas]

2 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Just how old is Mara? Didn’t Genevieve get into with her on Clayton’s season when they did the roasting?

I think it was Sarah she was mixing it up with, (Mara is 33 btw)

Edited November 15, 2022 by phlebas

[Kiss my mutt]

We are all worse people for having seen that churro scene. 

[Jules1]

Okay…it’s not like this show has ever really been that good, but they are scraping the bottom of the barrel with these dates. A human churro? Seriously? This is hard to watch. No chemistry between ANYBODY. Just painful.

And did anyone ever call her Marinara?  I think she made that shit up.

[LakeGal]

I keep wanting to tell Johnny to RUN.  I just don't trust Victoria.  

[Kiss my mutt]

Just now, LakeGal said:

I keep wanting to tell Johnny to RUN.  I just don't trust Victoria.  

Nope, she’s gonna bounce once she finds someone better.

[JenE4]

I’m behind again. I was thinking the exact same thing Justin said about if you’re saying Rodney deserves someone who chooses them without hesitation—doesn’t Justin?!? Justin pulled the ol’ Kelly from 90210’s “I choose me” when Dylan and Brandon were fighting over her. Eliza is crying because she flew all the way across the country for someone she’s known for three days. Gee, maybe that is also another reason why he didn’t propose on the spot 

[Jaundiced Eye]

Kate sucks. Big time, and I don't even particularly care for Logan. Glad he's standing up to the Ball Breaker.

[dizzyd]

Kate is definitely something to make me take Logan’s side and he’s not someone I like. 

[alexa]

Just now, Jaundiced Eye said:

Kate sucks. Big time, and I don't even particularly care for Logan. Glad he's standing up to the Ball Breaker.

She thinks she is in charge of everything.  You can never win.

[LakeGal]

The look on Logan's face when Kate was hugging him.... that was not a happy man.  

[Jaundiced Eye]

Justin is young and WET? Coming from Aaron? Wut? Watch out, Genevieve.

[phlebas]

I always appreciate getting reminded how funny Aaron isn't.

[JenE4]

I’m surprised Marinara and Meatball haven’t already gotten together at Stagecoach or something. (Ack. Need to step away from the show again.)

[DEL901]

28 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

We are all worse people for having seen that churro scene. 

Wasn’t he a human taco last week?  He keeps being turned into food, lol.  

Genevieve is such a psycho…her glee at Mara having no chance to make a connection.  It is true, but G is just too gleeful.  

[DEL901]

LOL at all the women physically claiming their guys.  

These should be the last new arrivals since the show ends soon…last ep on the beach tomorrow I think, and then the two part reunion next week.

Oh, Mara must love this…Andrew said yes to Ency, and now Logan is considering saying yes to Lindsey, which I strongly encourage.  Run away from Kate, Logan.  

Edited November 15, 2022 by DEL901

[alexa]

I loved that. He was right on. She is always judging him and rude.  Name a moment she was critical of him.  Hmmm

[dizzyd]

Kate doesn’t even look good and she’s so condescending, bet Logan is enjoying watching this. 

Edited November 15, 2022 by dizzyd

[LakeGal]

Kate is quite the bitch.

[DEL901]

Looks like Johnny gave Logan something to think about.  Now someone needs to do the same for Johnny.  

[Jaundiced Eye]

4 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Kate doesn’t even look good and she’s so condescending, but Logan is enjoying watching this. 

And she's a gold digger. Logan doesn't have money. She totally looks down on him, but she wants to be the one to do the dumping. Which I believe she will.

[nlkm9]

What did Johnny tell Logan? I missed that part, thanks

[DEL901]

2 minutes ago, nlkm9 said:

What did Johnny tell Logan? I missed that part, thanks

Just to think about how Kate treats him…

[LakeGal]

Interesting that Shanae is on BIP and she isn't the big villain.  She seems normal and gets along with the other females.  

[DEL901]

I kind of think Jessenia and Andrew just fell into a relationship almost by accident, if that makes sense.  But that’s not a life commitment.   He seems like a nice guy, and he felt bad, but he did nothing wrong. 

[Jules1]

There’s a Britney? And who was the guy talking about Britney? I swear I’ve never seen these people before.

[dizzyd]

So much squealing for Gabby and Rachel to show off their short term Neil Lanes and give their brand of enlightened advice!?!?

And of course we needed another segment of the gross churro date! Why are they so intent on me losing my dinner!

Edited November 15, 2022 by dizzyd

[phlebas]

[nlkm9]

8 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

I kind of think Jessenia and Andrew just fell into a relationship almost by accident, if that makes sense.  But that’s not a life commitment.   He seems like a nice guy, and he felt bad, but he did nothing wrong. 

Jessenia also came in saying she didnt really care if anyone was in a relationship, so karma is a bitch aint it

[Jules1]

It was creepy watching Mara and the young twin kiss.