90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yay, Jordan. Hope she sits on a cake or some balloons. 

At least that might be a little interesting.

[sainte-chapelle]

This Jordan chick looks rough…..like the type that gets into bar fights or something. I dunno,why.

Edited June 13, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Jordan and her eyelashes have arrived.

Do you think her ass smells of freshly sweet french vanilla cake?

[kacesq]

And Jordan gave this man $600k for an investment? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Do you think her ass smells of freshly sweet french vanilla cake?

It’s more of the cloying confetti cake smell.

[kacesq]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

This Jordan chick looks rough…..like the type that gets into bat fights or something. I dunno,why.

I find her very unappealing and I can’t figure out why.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Matt Sharp, you never fail. No running water! No windows! Its like camping! Feral dogs, chickens, cholera! Aren't we glad we're livin' in the USA!

[LEILANI2]

Jordan is a dangerous woman, this sitting her ass on cakes is a farce. I suppose I should post this in the couples thread.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s more of the cloying confetti cake smell.

I do NOT want to know how you know this. Please.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

And Jordan gave this man $600k for an investment? 

Damn she has that kind of money?!?!

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

This Jordan chick looks rough…..like the type that gets into bat fights or something. I dunno,why.

Google her, she belongs with the crew on LAL.

[Hotel Snarker]

“His house feels like camping.” Yeah. Welcome to NOT America.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Damn she has that kind of money?!?!

She took out a second mortgage on her house, probably will balloon to 12% after a few years.

[Pepper Mostly]

Everyone is baked, right? 

[kacesq]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Damn she has that kind of money?!?!

She mortgaged her house and emptied her savings.

I just wonder how far that money is going to go if the land they bought is undeveloped.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh shut UP Jessica. She is awful

[Shelbie]

Jordan is going to have to sit on a million cakes if the land is undeveloped.

[Hotel Snarker]

Next week, Jordan shows the family some "American culture" by sitting on a cake around the campfire.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh shut UP Jessica. She is awful

Cannot stand her. I feel sorry for her kids and anyone she has as a counseling client.

[kacesq]

4 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Jordan is a dangerous woman, this sitting her ass on cakes is a farce. I suppose I should post this in the couples thread.

Just read up. Trash. 

[LEILANI2]

I almost got this season is still going, I thought it was the finale when the two tops 'broke up'.

[Suzywriter]

12 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The "American Dream" all these folks have is HIGHLY romanticized.

 

Not the ones with tarp roofing. 

 

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yay, Jordan. Hope she sits on a cake or some balloons. 

Christ I hope not. Michelle should run fast and far from Carlos and his over the top self pitying drama.

I'm wondering if there is any sex at all with Carlos...those muscles are awfully big to be natural. He also has bad skin under that beard. 

[TMI]

When Edmonton? told Jordan to slip into something more comfortable...I figured that she would be wearing her birthday suit.

[Mr. Miner]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Everyone is baked, right? 

Yes! 😎

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Pepper Mostly, what were you watching on AcornTV? I forewent(?) my daily nap today because I had to finish Season 4 (Thandie Newton—she is so gorgeous!) of Line of Duty. 

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Google her, she belongs with the crew on LAL.

Oh wow…that is close to Geoffrey level shit

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Just read up. Trash. 

Yeah, there’s a shock.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I find her very unappealing and I can’t figure out why.

She looks like a hard as nails past of substance use, selling ass & more and short stays in jail trying to go all Eliza Doolittle. 

[judylo]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Not the ones with tarp roofing. 

 

I'm wondering if there is any sex at all with Carlos...those muscles are awfully big to be natural. He also has bad skin under that beard. 

It’s bad of me, but I can never get past that bad skin. Or his man bun. I guess he’s not my type!

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow…the view of the city has lights? I expected cows and shacks ( sarcasm)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why would you stay with someone you can’t trust? It’s ridiculous.

[Hotel Snarker]

9 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Google her, she belongs with the crew on LAL.

Yup. Certifiable trash. She “threatened a husband and wife, placing them in fear for their safety and the safety of their family, ‘with intent to influence the said [witnesses] to withhold, abstain from or discontinue in said official proceeding.’

The people she tampered with were victims of a robbery. Their house was broken into and they were viciously attacked after calling prospective buyers to get a TV they were selling. The woman was held at gunpoint by one of the men at one point. The men tied them up to a wall effectively trapping them.

Edited June 13, 2023 by Hotel Snarker

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly, what were you watching on AcornTV? I forewent(?) my daily nap today because I had to finish Season 4 (Thandie Newton—she is so gorgeous!) of Line of Duty. 

First I watched Des on AMC+ because I got a free trial the other night to watch a movie. It was AWESOME. Then I switched over to Acorn just to see what was up and watched two eps of Dalgliesh. I prefer "behind the scenes" kinds of docs but I do enjoy a good British drama. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

It’s bad of me, but I can never get past that bad skin. Or his man bun. I guess he’s not my type!

I suspect that the man bun is hiding a chrome dome, or at least some thinning. 

[kacesq]

I’m beginning to think Juan didn’t think he was in a relationship lol. 

[TMI]

Jessica wants to tatoo the word  taken on her honey's forehead,

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why would you stay with someone you can’t trust? It’s ridiculous.

Because she’s pregnant and American therefore he will now cater to her every whim.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh. No. She thought Juan was faithful? Poor Jessica.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’m beginning to think Juan didn’t think he was in a relationship lol. 

Because he wasn't. She was. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juan, this is what the rest of your life is going to look like. Impregnate your vacation fling in haste, repent at leisure.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Yes! 😎

It’s all Golden Ticket tonite up in this motherfucker!

[kacesq]

Oh Jessica…there are few things more important than money, you can’t live on love. She’s the type who would make him quit and then belittle him because shes supporting them.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here comes Jessica, laying down the law. How does she propose that Juan make a living if she doesn't want him to work on the ship? In pretty much any job he's going to interact with women! 

And fuck off Juan. You don't have to flirt to make money. I worked as a bartender for years. You're nice to people and give them good service. Grow the hell up, party boy.

[sainte-chapelle]

Bitch…he has a baby coming…he needs to work. I so see her asking him to quit and then crying about him not supporting the family.

[kacesq]

I cannot stand Amanda amd Razvan. Her first time with a man since hubby died. Months ago. I admire your restraint Amanda…

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh Jessica…there are few things more important than money, you can’t live on love. She’s the type who would make him quit and then belittle him because shes supporting them.

I just said the same thing…I owe you a coke

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh Jessica…there are few things more important than money, you can’t live on love. She’s the type who would make him quit and then belittle him because shes supporting them.

Grangela can give her some pointers.

[LEILANI2]

It's the waiters and bartenders who do the flirting and giving free drinks to me, I can't imagine tipping more because I'm being flirted with. That's not how it works unless the woman is a sex tourist.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, judylo said:

It’s bad of me, but I can never get past that bad skin. Or his man bun. I guess he’s not my type!

His skin is really, really in need of attention. Bet he juices. 

[Suzywriter]

Why is grocery store deli tuna salad so mushy? 

Jessica (is that the blonde with the annoying boys?) is another Daniele. She thinks that she can dictate who her man will be.

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Here comes Jessica, laying down the law. How does she propose that Juan make a living if she doesn't want him to work on the ship? In pretty much any job he's going to interact with women! 

And fuck off Juan. You don't have to flirt to make money. I worked as a bartender for years. You're nice to people and give them good service. Grow the hell up, party boy.

Maybe you don't HAVE to, but I'll say, I made a lot more when I did!