90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karma=that horrible daughter.

[LEILANI2]

He's just not that into you Lydia, move along. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

It actually is pretty good although tragic for a starter episode.

Chat was quite lively!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yeah, last week he was impersonating a beaver.

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh the two tops broke up! Shocker.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh the two tops broke up! Shocker.

Two tops?  I must have miss this little tidbit.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I wonder if Nicole will take off her shoes again like the urchin she is.

I hate having anything on my feet. I can't slag off on Nicole for that. Anything else, sure. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does VaLentine’s mother know that he’s a top?

[Hotel Snarker]

Also, I saw this weekend on Instagram that Escott was begging for money. He's very upset that we didn't embrace him as a New Messiah and called him The Grinch. It makes him cry. He's had a stroke, had his dog taken away, and he just needs money to go home to Florida. Honestly, you need to shut the fuck up Escott. Because you are slowly turning into Pred with this crap.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does VaLentine’s mother know that he’s a top?

The entire world knows. I’m sure he drops it into every conversation he has.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does VaLentine’s mother know that he’s a top?

There may be a sequestered order of silent nuns somewhere deep in the Alps who don't know it. 

[LEILANI2]

I'm still digesting last nights' episode with the girl leaving her kids to gallivant with new peen after her husband just died four months ago.

It makes this situation the better of the two.

[kacesq]

Oh I don’t know…maybe spend some alone time with your kids, but no, drag the boyfriend along.

 

[LEILANI2]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Also, I saw this weekend on Instagram that Escott was begging for money. He's very upset that we didn't embrace him as a New Messiah and called him The Grinch. It makes him cry. He's had a stroke, had his dog taken away, and he just needs money to go home to Florida. Honestly, you need to shut the fuck up Escott. Because you are slowly turning into Pred with this crap.

I read all that and just curious if the dog is ok.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Jessica out of the mouths of babes. Your poor little boy already knows you love the D more than him. 

"We wanted to do something fun today, so we took them to the zoo". Dollars to donuts one or both of those kids is terrified of animals.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juan just figured out that his existence will affect the kids’ lives? What an schmuck.

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I'm still digesting last nights' episode with the girl leaving her kids to gallivant with new peen after her husband just died four months ago.

It makes this situation the better of the two.

I was going to give her a chance, but I hate her already. 

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

It actually is pretty good although tragic for a starter episode.

Because the one lady (Amanda, right?) after her husband died, not even 6 months after, she got some fuckboy. And she’s dragging her kids into all her drama with this fuckboy. Argh, great. Although I’m not watching, I do have the confidence to say fuck you Amanda.

[kacesq]

This is not a conversation Juan should be having with these kids. These women pop these men into their kids lives with no though to how it affects them.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I'm still digesting last nights' episode with the girl leaving her kids to gallivant with new peen after her husband just died four months ago.

It makes this situation the better of the two.

Granted, the bar is low.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope the kid picking his nose wipes it on Juan. Welcome to fatherhood.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does VaLentine’s mother know that he’s a top?

She does now.

 

[Frozendiva]

Get married, wait a year or two to bring a kid to the mix.

[kacesq]

Oh how adorable. How long are you and Jess going to last, Juanito?

 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

This is not a conversation Juan should be having with these kids. These women pop these men into their kids lives with no though to how it affects them.

I like it, actually. He's letting them know that he cares about their feelings. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh how adorable. How long are you and Jess going to last, Juanito?

 

Long enough to get a green card, a divorce, and an ugly custody battle.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Get married, wait a year or two to bring a kid to the mix.

You want sensible couples? 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I was going to leave my country, my family, my friends, all the bottoms in Colombia...."

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

You want sensible couples? 

Right? We lost the sensible couples seasons ago 😂 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"I was going to leave my country, my family, my friends, all the bottoms in Colombia...."

And my car.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Long enough to get a green card, a divorce, and an ugly custody battle.

Check with the short nurse-practitioner who went to Morocco, I think, and came home pregnant. 

[Tuneful]

I don't know who I like less, Escott or Laydia. 

Why in the world does he have to say "29-year-old" in virtually every mention of his ex? Why wouldn't just saying "my ex" suffice? No, he has to rub it in. And mention more than once the 100s of women he's slept with. He's like a 51-year-old HS boy, and an ugly and insecure one at that.  

Laydia and her insane family are no prize. And if I never see those ugly glasses again it'll be too soon. 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Juan forming an alliance with the boys. That was nice, but still sad.

[kacesq]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Check with the short nurse-practitioner who went to Morocco, I think, and came home pregnant. 

And what’s her name with the felon from South Africa…so many poor kids in this franchise 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I never had a conversation with my mother about my boyfriend’s sexual proclivities. 🤔

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Check with the short nurse-practitioner who went to Morocco, I think, and came home pregnant. 

Or the one that tried to get the Jamaican guy to marry her and he married someone else.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Right? We lost the sensible couples seasons ago 😂 

Kenny and Armando included.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Kenny and Armando included.

Haven't they been swept away on the tides of Kenny's tears?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

And what’s her name with the felon from South Africa…so many poor kids in this franchise 

Tif and fridge Ronald 😂 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Tif and fridge Ronald 😂 

Aka “My Boy.”

[Suzywriter]

So VaLentine's name is Demarc?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Demarc

It’s French, for I’m a top.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Haven't they been swept away on the tides of Kenny's tears?

He showed up at the new PT guest house along with Debbie.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s French, for I’m a top.

DEAD

[kacesq]

How does April survive life on a daily basis? And her Spanish is horrific.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

He showed up at the new PT guest house along with Debbie.

I wonder if Debbie is still with her boyfriend?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Valentin was with “clients” all day. Um, sure, okay.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Is Debbie still with her boyfriend?

Miss Debbie. She did mention Oussama and made Texas Margaritas.

[Auntie Anxiety]

He hasn’t made learning English a priority! What an entitled bitch.

[Frozendiva]

Debbie 1 is still with the Canadian guy.