90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, finally, light dawns on Marblehead, as we say around here. Jessica is slowly, slowly, beginning to understand that maybe throwing her children into this highly stressful situation wasn't the best possible idea. 

[Hotel Snarker]

“Mommy’s having a baby with her cruise bartender F-boy! Who’s excited?!?”

[endure]

Should the big son be such a baby, good luck, good grief

[tvrox]

13 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

So Everton is the reason she does fetish videos? FAKE FAKE FAKITY FAKE FAKE.

She sends him money? Even stupider than mortgaging her house to buy land in Grand Cayman. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Escott just needs to say he came to Columbia for sex. He doesn’t want to exert any energy into having any conversation. Lazy and low-effort speaks volumes. Walk away, Lidia.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

“Mommy’s having a baby with her cruise bartender F-boy! Who’s excited?!?”

Juan is the one I like best in this whole melange. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m really sick and tired of these parents making atrocious decisions that forever impact their children’s lives. The already existing kids never seem to come first. 

[Frozendiva]

Juan gets a big package deal.

[Auntie Anxiety]

No April this week? Maybe she’s busy getting her PhD. in Poetry of the MIddle Ages.

Everton ran the numbers and decided it is okay for Jordan to post sexy videos after all.

[Shelbie]

He thinks it’s okay because it finances his life.

[kacesq]

Yawn. Naked photo shoot. 

[Mr. Miner]

They blurred out a cake hanging out of her butt.

[kacesq]

She has a lot of face, doesn’t she?

[judylo]

He has her back … and her front!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Everton’s getting a boner talking about filming naked Jordan when he is asked to address it in his talking head. 

[endure]

Wow I'm really feeling the love between Everton and the cake sitter..... then even she said it chemistry and passion etc etc

[Suzywriter]

Just skidded in from an emergency call at work, flinging gravel, but here!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Yawn. Naked photo shoot. 

They had to throw in some sexay, we don't have Carlos and Valentine droning endlessly about their sex life. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They had to throw in some sexay, we don't have Carlos and Valentine droning endlessly about their sex life. 

or lack thereof...they are both tops, you know.

[endure]

A rare 'real' moment with the boat rower! ❤️

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

or lack thereof...they are both tops, you know.

REALLY?? 

[Hotel Snarker]

I am laughing so hard at how cute this boat guy is! He’s having the time of his life!

[tvrox]

13 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

“Mommy’s having a baby with her cruise bartender F-boy! Who’s excited?!?”

Even the Cruise ship's bro didn't look very excited... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can proudly state that I have never watched a single episode of America’s Got Talent. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I can proudly state that I have never watched a single episode of America’s Got Talent. 

Same!

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

or lack thereof...they are both tops, you know.

Tops since when? 🧐 

[Mr. Miner]

I feel like the two tops thing was never fully explained. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

I feel like the two tops thing was never fully explained. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Well, you’ve heard of The Four Tops? Subtract two.

[tvrox]

8 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Juan gets a big package deal.

I don't think he has one of those... 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Same!

Me too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Being put in the friend zone by EScott has to be incredibly humiliating.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I can proudly state that I have never watched a single episode of America’s Got Talent. 

Me either! I watched American Idol for a few years but I realized that I was fast forwarding through every single performer because everyone was AWFUL. I've given up on So You Think You Can Dance, too. Mary Murphy's screaming was just too much. 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

I feel like the two tops thing was never fully explained. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Two tops living in just one mind!

[tvrox]

7 minutes ago, judylo said:

He has her back … and her front!

The boat guy (and the TLC crew) got to see everything! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Wowza, check out the man spreading on Scott!  Who's surprised? Hahahahaha, I kid.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? Just two weeks before EScott went to meet Lidia he heard from the woman who had ghosted him for a year? I’m 100% certain that production crew had NOTHING to do with it.

[Frozendiva]

How convenient for the ex to turn up out of the blue.

[endure]

Oh Scott wtf tell the truth

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I can proudly state that I have never watched a single episode of America’s Got Talent. 

Sadly, I watched Kodi Lee’s season just so my autistic daughter could see. I hugely regret it. It was such a big tank on my mental health. PLUS, Simon Cowell shares an enormous portion of responsibility for pioneering inauthentic entertainment and reality TV such as AGT. Fuck you, Simon!

[Pepper Mostly]

Scott, you're just digging yourself a bigger hole. "Its not you, its me". Shut. Upee.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lidia is happy it didn’t work out. There’s always the next season, a lesson well-learned during The Family Chantal.

[Frozendiva]

How did all those spray cans get to the island?

[Hotel Snarker]

This is going to put Lidia off men forever…

[Pepper Mostly]

Aaaaaaand, we're out! Funny how short an hour feels now. 

So long, my snarky darlings! Just a few more weeks till Love After Lockup. 

Next week, April insults her hosts by cleaning and disinfecting their surfaces. That should be amusing. 

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

I feel like the two tops thing was never fully explained. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Please tell me that was snark. Please? 

I'm going over to the Hoarders forum in hopes of finding other hoard judgers over there. It's on A&E in 5...4...3...2...1!

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s a wrap, everyone. I can hardly wait till next week—will Carlos and VaLentin get married? Because their relationship has always been so stable. But $ometime$ you have to follow your heart….hahaha

[endure]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I can proudly state that I have never watched a single episode of America’s Got Talent. 

Me too!  I have seen the odd clip on Facebook etc

[Hotel Snarker]

Welp, this was such a treat y’all! As always, you were on fire! And until we meet again next week. Somebody told me that there’s like 2 more episodes left, is there anyone here to confirm? Because when this is all over with, I am retiring my 90 Day snark. For real.

Hope to see you all around the forums, and if not, I will be here next Monday in the exact same spot! Peace out. ✌️ 

[Eldemarge]

Good night, all! If you miss Scott this week, just put tape over your nose and forehead and look in the mirror!  :D 

Actually, since my nose job, my nose doesn't move so this doesn't work anymore.  😄

[tvrox]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Being put in the friend zone by EScott has to be incredibly humiliating.

And how do you be friends with someone when you can't say even the most basic words in their language?