90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Can you imagine her saying that to the kid when he's old enough to understand? How horrible. 

The problem is . . . yes, I can imagine her doing this.

[Frozendiva]

Aryanna is 50% responsible for getting pregnant. 

[My Girls]

Just now, Gobi said:

So, none of these couples are actually couples.

I really hope Amber and Daniel are.  I'd love to hate watching her again.

[Frozendiva]

So one of the 1000 lb sisters is knocked up again? Like how?

[kacesq]

Back to intensely disliking Ary.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, tvrox said:

Don't do it! We need your TV to work so you can snark with us :). 

I'm trying hard not to, but if I hear that song one more time, I'm gonna lose it. For real.

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Can you imagine her saying that to the kid when he's old enough to understand? How horrible. 

It kind of reminds me of how Tiffany always told Daniel what a shit person Ronald is and how he is not being the "father" she wants him to be. SHE PARENTIFIED HIM.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

So, none of these couples are actually couples.

That is the never-ending result from "Before the 90 Days". No one ever ends up together. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

So one of the 1000 lb sisters is knocked up again? Like how?

It's a Christmas miracle!

[sainte-chapelle]

Imagine what poison Ary will whisper into Odins ear when he gets older

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

HAHAHAHA. Maybe Jesus is tap-dancing to it. 

Just imagine Hollywood stars like Rita Hayworth and Frank Sinatra tap dancing to this in their graves.

[kacesq]

He doesn’t have to marry you because You had his kid, Aryanna. Damn. Start accepting your reality and deal with it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon wouldn’t last a week with Aryanna if he does ever come to the States.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, no, Aryanna does that thing where she uses the baby like some kind of ventriloquist's dummy. I hate that. 

[Bees52]

Heh. Sherlock said he can't put a number on the amount of love he has for Odin, nothing about Aryanna. She needs to realize this.

[Hotel Snarker]

Crackalacking is my new fav "word".

What's crackalacking, my friends?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

He doesn’t have to marry you because You had his kid, Aryanna. Damn. Start accepting your reality and deal with it.

I don't know WHY she won't let go of that stupid pipe dream. Its not like Sherlon is any great shakes. 

"Once you see him, you realize how hard its going to be to say goodbye?" Jesus, she is a regular ray of fucking sunshine. Does she EVER look on the bright side? 

Edited January 4, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon can play the “no appointments for a visa” angle indefinitely.

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sherlon wouldn’t last a week with Aryanna if he does ever come to the States.

Or her mother... 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That is the never-ending result from "Before the 90 Days". No one ever ends up together. 

That’s true! We haven’t had one success story have we?

[sainte-chapelle]

“ oh you read it ok” he isn’t a fucking idiot Ary if if you think he is then  well  you picked him!

[Frozendiva]

The guy loves the kid and not her.

[OneGuy]

Aryanna, you have a real family.  It just doesn't look like you imagined.

[Gobi]

Well, that was a nothing burger.

Only the snark made it tolerable.

Till we snark again.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna, enjoy the ride. Parenthood is forever.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

“ oh you read it ok” he isn’t a fucking idiot Ary if if you think he is then  well  you picked him!

She’s so condescending to him. And newsflash, she could read the website too. But no, cuts into her poor me victim time....

[OneGuy]

Well, that was a snoozer which I will now be.  Have a great week!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aryanna, enjoy the ride. Parenthood is forever.

No refunds or exchanges.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aryanna is such a fucking downer. And she is going to lean on that kid emotionally and make him her BFF. Like Cold Shoulder Tiffany does with Daniel. It's repellent. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Well that was uneventful goodnight all

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

That’s true! We haven’t had one success story have we?

Not last season, with the exception of Varya going to high heavens to defend Geoffrey and get him out of prison in Tennessee.

How much money is Aryanna spending chasing this guy?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have a good week, y’all. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life. Over and out!

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, it was fun watching a whole series of vacation dick! Couldn't have endured this without you! I will see you all around the forums! For now, have a great night! Peace out.

[Frozendiva]

Toodles!

[Pepper Mostly]

Buenas noches, mi amigos y amigas! Hasta el miércoles. For the fatties, if that's how you roll. Stay safe and keep your masks handy! 

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Not last season, with the exception of Varya going to high heavens to defend Geoffrey and get him out of prison in Tennessee.

How much money is Aryanna spending chasing this guy?

Imo, more than he's worth and way more than he'd spend on her if he could. Sad.

Good night, everybody. See you later. Married at First Sight is back (now in Boston) so maybe on Wednesday. 👋

 

[Maybeitsme]

Later gaters

[tvrox]

3 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Imo, more than he's worth and way more than he'd spend on her if he could. Sad.

Good night, everybody. See you later. Married at First Sight is back (now in Boston) so maybe on Wednesday. 👋

 

Yay for MAFS!

[JeanJean]

50 minutes ago, kacesq said:

That’s true! We haven’t had one success story have we?

Annie and David, Lauren and Alexei?

54 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I'm trying hard not to, but if I hear that song one more time, I'm gonna lose it. For real.

Is it another pre-teen song of theirs?

[ChiMama]

4 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

Steven looks sooooooo relieved. Sort of the way I must look when someone calls and cancels our lunch date.

 

He can hightail it back to the jewelry store and get his non-existent $10k back! I thought he was unemployed & fairly broke, but he didn’t bat an eye at a $10,000 ring? Nah. 

[ChiMama]

4 hours ago, Mr. Miner said:

Sherlon’s Swingers Resort insurance should cover all of this.

That hospital bill had to have been a doozy!!!! If Aryanna is 26 or under though, she (and Odin? Not sure about that?) could be covered under her mom’s health ins family plan. Thanks, Obama. LOL 

Edited January 4, 2022 by ChiMama

[Pepper Mostly]

17 hours ago, JeanJean said:

Annie and David, Lauren and Alexei?

There are a couple of "success stories" from 90 Day original recipe, but none from Before the 90 Days. 

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On 1/3/2022 at 8:27 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aryanna is hitting that baby’s back like she thinks she‘S knocking on someone’s front door.

Yeah I was afraid she might accidentally cause shaken baby syndrome.  But she is a big clumsy one.

On 1/3/2022 at 8:29 PM, kacesq said:

Yes Miss Karen...because the guy lives in fucking Jamaica. He was never going to uproot himself. And honestly I would not be surprised if there weren’t other Odins and Odinettes scattered around the globe.

Sherlon is odious.

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On 1/3/2022 at 8:36 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

I want to live in America…err I mean with Amber the rest of my life 

Just drop the b and add ica at the end.

[1011101010001]

On 1/3/2022 at 8:38 PM, tvrox said:

Hi all! Popping in at the end of the chat. 

Amber is so annoying with this to do list! He's not a child. 

Do they have a lot of fake veterinarians in Panama?  If so, maybe that’s where Key scores her ketamine.  BTW ketamine is also a prominent part of the Dexter reboot.  I’m falling into a K-hole!

On 1/3/2022 at 8:39 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

At least Daniel is young, and probably has a lot of....stamina....if you know what I mean. 

And there’s his brother when he’s spent.  

On 1/3/2022 at 8:39 PM, kacesq said:

I think when Alexei of Loren & Alexei talked about it on HEA they said it takes years to get a family over.

And siblings take much longer than parents.

[Hotel Snarker]

On 1/3/2022 at 10:50 PM, JeanJean said:

Is it another pre-teen song of theirs?

It’s just the preview for their new season where they play the song I’m assuming is called “Doing It Big” or something like that.

[Frozendiva]

-26C with -37C windchill. The warm beach sounds better.

[Mr. Miner]

🥶

[Hotel Snarker]

So do we have the live chat here???

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey peeps, is this where we're hanging out? 

[kacesq]

Here I am! Yay for a live chat…

Holistic wellness coach…I’m sure lots of training for that..