90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

@judylo, I just remembered that I watched A Place to Call Home on DVDs that I borrowed from the library. Check it out! If they don’t have it, they’ll find it for you.

[goldensglitter]

On 5/8/2023 at 7:32 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

Has anyone used scented shower discs? I’m considering sending some to my daughters-in-law for Mother’s Day.

Yes, the cheap ones do not last.  Maybe 1 or 2 showers.  Ive ordered from a company HydraAromatherapy and they are wonderful.  Fairly long lasting and the scents are spectacular.  They were featured on GMA, bu they are pricey for shower discs.  Good luck and enjoy!

[KateHearts]

On 5/8/2023 at 6:12 PM, Hotel Snarker said:

HOW MANY WOMANS HAS YOU SLIPT WEET?

"ESCOTT?" Her exaggerated expressions, the "note-taking," the squealing and joking with Lydia when they know he can't understand them- yuck.

Wyoming girl is so transparent with her work on the unassuming fiancé (sorry, I forgot their names). Seduce him on vacation, spend several bang-fest trips with him to really hook him, tell him she's spent enough time with him that it's time to get engaged; get pregnant and then start harping on him endlessly about his "obligation," that he's "going to be a father now," criticize him endlessly; and finally, insist he quit his job and move to your boring stinky town to be a built-in babysitter to your two bratty kids and the one you insisted you needed to have yesterday.

I was waiting and finally heard the doctor admit she has OCD, not just "germs are gross and they're everywhere." She has a problem. A big, potentially crippling one. 

Thanks, no thanks to Carlos for letting us know that they did "lots of new things last night" that didn't involve a dildo. Then he coyly says "don't ask what!" (believe me, I won't.) My imagination didn't need that.

And there is a new character forthcoming! What wacky, weird lifestyle does she lead? 

[bichonblitz]

1 hour ago, KateHearts said:

Thanks, no thanks to Carlos for letting us know that they did "lots of new things last night" that didn't involve a dildo. Then he coyly says "don't ask what!" (believe me, I won't.) My imagination didn't need that.

Ewwww why are they making these guys go into so much detail about their sex problems? Does anybody give a crapola about who is the top and who's gonna take one for the team? Stop it already! Straight, gay or bi it's disgusting and I don't want to hear it or see any couple in bed the morning after making out breathing all over each other with their morning breath. 

I just realized I am getting old. Maybe this show is geared towards younger people. 

[Adeejay]

This show is starting to grate.  Carlos and Valentin discussing their xes life in graphic details is not something I believe viewers want to hear about. Personally, I don't give a damn if they are two tops or two bottoms. Why this is such a big deal is beyond me.  Clearly, someone is the bottom, so please make it stop.  If this is all they have for their storyline, then it's time for Sharpe Entertainment to wish them "adios". 

Nicole asking a 60-year-old man about his "body count" has got to be a new low, even for this franchise.  And yet, I continue to watch. sigh.

[Shrek]

45 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

Ewwww why are they making these guys go into so much detail about their sex problems? Does anybody give a crapola about who is the top and who's gonna take one for the team? Stop it already! Straight, gay or bi it's disgusting and I don't want to hear it or see any couple in bed the morning after making out breathing all over each other with their morning breath. 

I just realized I am getting old. Maybe this show is geared towards younger people. 

Next you'll be yelling at people to get off your lawn.

[bichonblitz]

18 hours ago, Shrek said:

Next you'll be yelling at people to get off your lawn.

I already do that. 😅

[magemaud]

I've been thinking that Bartender Juan reminds me of Tom Hanks and someone else mentioned it on Reddit so I've been vindicated. 

[magemaud]

Well, I guess I’m not the only one who got confused between VaLentine and Valentin. Even Screen Rant got it wrong and has Dr. April paired with the “top” 

https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-love-paradise-job-april-carter/

 

 

[magemaud]

Since there is no couples thread for April and Valentin, I’m posting some info about her background here 

https://nyweekly.com/business/dr-april-carter-on-becoming-an-instrument-of-hope-among-go-getters-worldwide/

Why am I not surprised she got her MD in St. Kitts. 

Edited May 12, 2023 by magemaud

[KateHearts]

@magemaud- yikes; that article was among the most poorly written I have ever read. Grammar is awful!  I think I'll get a job at New York Weekly.

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, KateHearts said:

@magemaud- yikes; that article was among the most poorly written I have ever read. Grammar is awful!  I think I'll get a job at New York Weekly.

Or Screen Rant

[magemaud]

Just turned on my TV and caught the scene with Nicole grilling Es-cott about his love life. It’s like she’s auditioning for a cheesy telenovela. Don’t call us and we won’t be calling you! 
and WHAT’S with the stringy hair? She still looks like Olive Oyl to me! 

Edited May 12, 2023 by magemaud

[bichonblitz]

On 5/12/2023 at 4:32 PM, magemaud said:

Just turned on my TV and caught the scene with Nicole grilling Es-cott about his love life.

Girl has been trying for years to be relevant. First on Pedro and Chantal's show, now with Mom. She is so gross. 

[DanaMB]

5 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

Girl has been trying for years to be relevant. First on Pedro and Chantal's show, now with Mom. She is so gross. 

She and her mother are why I refuse to watch this season. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Dr. Carter excels with excellence, holding honors on the dean’s list and placing her respectively with those credentials. She specializes in diagnosing and treating adults for various illnesses and diseases,"

How novel! A doctor who specializes in diagnosing and treating adults with illnesses and diseases! Don't most doctors just sit around and knit while they talk about sports? Don't even get me started on "excels with excellence". Maybe we could buy this, ahem, "writer" a thesaurus? 

I do appreciate you posting the link, @magemaud, it gave me a laugh! Sweet Jesus. 

[magemaud]

My pleasure.
And, she was on the Dean’s List! Wow!  
Sorry, but I’m not impressed by a medical degree from St. Kitt’s  and a certificate from some law seminar. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola peeps! How's everyone doing? Ready for tonight's idiot parade? 

[Frozendiva]

I am close to checking out. I don’t care about most of these folks.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this where the cool kids are hanging out? Hello, my friends!

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I am close to checking out. I don’t care about most of these folks.

We need you here! 

[endure]

I made it ~ and on time too!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just on case you don’t know, both Carlos and Valentine are tops, but their last sex session opened up new areas of interest.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I am close to checking out. I don’t care about most of these folks.

But you care about US, don't you? We need your snark!

[judylo]

Hi everyone! We get the tops first!

[Frozendiva]

Maybe this will be their only appearance this ep. Get them out of the way.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Val looks like a canary.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just on case you don’t know, both Carlos and Valentine are tops, but their last sex session opened up new areas of interest.

Oh my god, really? How did I miss this crucial information? Well, they're both so dainty and refined, they probably shrink from discussing their proclivities on national television, right?

[Mr. Miner]

My gaydar is pinging on these two.

[judylo]

Neither of them is exactly eye candy.

[endure]

They don't need those dark tux suits for an outdoor wedding wherever they are?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god, really? How did I miss this crucial information? Well, they're both so dainty and refined, they probably shrink from discussing their proclivities on national television, right?

Almost every single episode….. us viewers have short brain attention spells. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

Neither of them is exactly eye candy.

I love your gift for understatement. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, judylo said:

Neither of them is exactly eye candy.

The old moustache is gone so that is an improvement.

[judylo]

English teacher!

[judylo]

No, this cannot be. That gorgeous woman with this derp?

[endure]

Is Matthew and the boxer gf new here?

[Pepper Mostly]

"I work In criminal justice". So, he's a mall security guard? 

Nearly 22,000 followers? Man's a viral sensation!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Matthew is cringe. Just saying.

[Frozendiva]

Who isn’t cringe on this show? Such bad life choices. And no refunds or exchanges.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If I talked to Matthew while he was patrolling the mall on his Segway, I’d jump to the conclusion that he might be gay.

[Pepper Mostly]

She is really pretty. 

OH NO HE HAS A SECRET.

Oh fuck off Jessica. Jesus I hate this whiny twit.

[Frozendiva]

Probably one of the casting requirements. Have secret, get cast.

[endure]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She is really pretty. 

OH NO HE HAS A SECRET.

She's pretty on film but not so still camera photogenic, he's the opposite.  But I bet she wants to be model... or a boxer, and a suburban American wife.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

What is with the American women on this show? They all feel like they can breeze in and start laying down the law. They talk to these men they profess to love like they are naughty children, or servants. Jessica is working my last fraying nerve with her attitude. 

So, Everton is what, fifty? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Everton, aka Sherlon 2.0, is a player.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I was so excited to be with him that I firmly fixed my gaze out the window and avoided even fleeting eye contact". 

[endure]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Everton, aka Sherlon 2.0, is a player.

I thought he was Sheraton the first time I saw him!

[Frozendiva]

Don’t these women think that they are the only one for these island guys - especially the ones whose jobs involve tourists?

[Pepper Mostly]

"The boys are in boarding school--yeah, that's it". 

[Mr. Miner]

I was going to sit on a cake for the boys.