90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

The lovely couple have registered at Smith & Wesson for the wedding.

[Suzywriter]

What was mom reading? 

[Bees52]

A threesome?!  I know he misspoke, but still... dude!

[Gobi]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

What was mom reading? 

Home Defense for Idiots.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

What was mom reading? 

Probably the Watchtower (or Awake).

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think we broke the website a minute ago.

[Suzywriter]

This dude has been DFd (excommunicated) for so long, he forgot how to even talk the talk. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think we broke the website a minute ago.

We def did. I believe my screams were heard up your way.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Probably the Watchtower (or Awake).

Looked like an unclean novel to me 

[Shelbie]

I know emotionally Holly is 12 but she is a 40 year old woman and shouldn’t need her mother there to protect her chastity.

[tvrox]

19 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

How much are pharmaceutical companies paying celebrities to promote their drugs…it’s wierd

Do I get to sing like Lady Gaga if I take that medication? 

[Doublemint]

I can do without daisy mae and the DJ guy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Kirsten brought some Dutch chocolate for Julio’s mother.

[tvrox]

20 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t think they should be moving Hannah away from the extended family.

I hope we get to see Papa Armadno again this season! He turned out to be so sweet. 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Kirsten brought some Dutch chocolate for Julio’s mother.

Well, we know she didn't bring drugs.

[Gobi]

Doubling Down With the Douchebags.

[Suzywriter]

Daily gentle penile stretching exercises. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

When I was newly married, we lived in my ex-MIL’s house (a big Victorian) for about 7 weeks waiting for our own house to be built. She was a lovely woman but I couldn’t stand being around her so much.

[tvrox]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mom flew all the way to South Africa to sit inside and read.

Don't forget, and have threesomes! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Fangs can’t afford a gated community…how much money does cruella think he has?

[Suzywriter]

Sister Wives is coming back? Aren't they Sister Ex-Wives? 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Daily gentle penile stretching exercises. 

If you know what I mean

[Auntie Anxiety]

So when Brandan and Mary are together, do they talk to each other face to face or by phone?

Mary doesn’t know how to kiss. Umm, yeah, okay.

[sainte-chapelle]

Well Brandan the brother already hates you

[Pepper Mostly]

Mary's still claiming she's never kissed anyone? Didn't she have a boyfriend? Who cheated on her? How did he cheat, by talking to the woman at the coffee shop? 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Fangs can’t afford a gated community…how much money does cruella think he has?

Build a wall with razor wire - that'll do it.

[Bees52]

Oh my... you think Mary had met a superstar.

Good lord, it's these two who need a chaperone! All that kissing.

 

[Suzywriter]

Mary told him not to come. Why...why is she acting like she loves him sooooo much when she was breaking up with him 5 minutes ago? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Mary. Honey. Put your goddamn phone down. He's standing right there. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brother Mary looks like he’s watching an X-rated film.

[SunnyBeBe]

Damn!  You guys ate really funny tonight!  🤣

[Doublemint]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Mary told him not to come. Why...why is she acting like she loves him sooooo much when she was breaking up with him 5 minutes ago? 

Because she's psycho.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Mary's still claiming she's never kissed anyone? Didn't she have a boyfriend? Who cheated on her? How did he cheat, by talking to the woman at the coffee shop? 

Yea Mary is now playing the innocent virgin with strict grandparents while she turns her phone off while running around with male “friends “

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Mary told him not to come. Why...why is she acting like she loves him sooooo much when she was breaking up with him 5 minutes ago? 

I’m starting to suspect a tiny touch of borderline personality disorder.

[Pepper Mostly]

Brandan says she's a good kisser. Mary explodes in 3,2,1 because it reminds her that he must be comparing her to the thousands of other women he's kissed. 

[Gobi]

"I hope it's clean."

"It will be, after you clean it. Now, get to work."

 

Edited July 25, 2023 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, I hope to Christ that Brandan's mother or sister doesn't call him to disturb his and Mary's perfect bliss.

Oh Brandan. My sweet summer child. The stress and fights are just beginning. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

TJ brings Kimberly to the homestead. The floor looks very comfy.

[Suzywriter]

20 years of sleeping on the floor? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Da fuk? Did I hear that right? One bedroom?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Kimberly did a lot of shopping at the airport during her layover.

[Doublemint]

"What now brown cow"?            Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[sainte-chapelle]

These gifts suck…did she ask them what they like? I remember Avery bringing Omar’s family beautiful gifts, items that they wanted and reflected their personalities.

Edited July 25, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here we are, the haunting strains of the "We all live in a one bedroom house" raga. 

Oh, and she brought a bag of Werther's Originals for Amma. 

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

These gifts suck…did she ask them what they like?

Right? What stupid, "ran through the CVS at the last minute" gifts. American sweets? India has fabulous sweets. Why would she think that a bag of cheap caramels would be a treat? 

Edited July 25, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

These gifts suck…did she ask them what they like?

She brought gifts that express HER personality, and did nothing to show them that she had any appreciation for their personalities.

[Bees52]

😑I'm sensing  Kimberly is in for a big disappointment regarding this apartment addition.

[SunnyBeBe]

I must admit that when i watch some of these situations, I feel rather spoiled.  I have been called a spoiled brat a couple times before. Lol. The brat part isn’t true. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

😑I'm sensing  Kimberly is in for a big disappointment regarding this apartment addition.

The crystals tell me this is true

[SunnyBeBe]

I have this thing about needing a certain kind of mattress.  I can’t sleep otherwise.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

I must admit that when i watch some of these situations, I feel rather spoiled sane.

FTFY