90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

Steph just said she had a blowjob at 15.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow…I wonder why Erika thought there would be intimacy in their relationship?

[Suzywriter]

22 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I didn't realize 56 was almost dead.  Geez, I'm 55...

I'll be 60 next week...I must be in a museum.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, is this Heather, "I'm Italian, I'm an asshole"?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like the production assistants are enjoying the party.

[sainte-chapelle]

Speaking of expired Walmart meat look at those burgers and here comes Fred

Edited April 26, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am tempted to turn the channel. I can’t stand this chick

Right there with you. Wasteful Mondays are for Darcey & Stacey. This is below my standards.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Right there with you. Wasteful Mondays are for Darcey & Stacey. This is below my standards.

Someone here has standards? Say it isn't so!

[Auntie Anxiety]

This guy looks like he could use a bath......foreshadowing?

[Hotel Snarker]

Who else thinks TLC production dug Fred up somewhere?

[Pepper Mostly]

What, they dated for a month fifteen years ago! And he calls her his ex? Isn't there a statute of limitations or an expiration date on that kind of terminology? Sheesh. 

[Suzywriter]

On 4/20/2022 at 1:00 AM, Frozendiva said:

I think he said it was Champaca Absolute.

Do me a Dubonnet.

Everybody knows Wild Irish Rose.

[charmed1]

This guy is 30 years old? He looks like Booger.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Someone here has standards? Say it isn't so!

What does “standards” mean?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

This guy looks like he could use a bath......foreshadowing?

This guy is such a loser. How is that music career going?

[Frozendiva]

Finding some drunk guy to bathe with?

[Gobi]

She gave Fred Head. Lucky for her he wasn't named Phanal.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What, they dated for a month fifteen years ago! And he calls her his ex? Isn't there a statute of limitations or an expiration date on that kind of terminology? Sheesh. 

Maybe "ex" is short for expiration.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stephanie's laugh is the stuff of nightmares. 

Why does she act so weird and awkward? It's unsettling. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Fred just looks like he plays in a local band.

[sainte-chapelle]

Every time she was drunk she yelled at Erik and not once wanted to take a bath with her….this bitch is just trying to sell her bathwater

[Bees52]

Wow.. Fred is 32?! It's been some rough years since high school.

[goofygirl]

Stephanie has admitted she likes taking baths with people.  HUH??? She strikes me as desperate!  Now she's trying to get it on with her high school boyfriend.  Whoa.

BigEd, she only touched you on the SHOULDER not your hiney!  No, she doesn't want a KISS from you!!  Dingleberry.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Stephanie's laugh is the stuff of nightmares. 

Why does she act so weird and awkward? It's unsettling. 

It's because it's not an act.  She is weird and awkward.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

This guy is such a loser. How is that music career going?

He and the guys are psyched to play at the keyboard player's mother's place next weekend. 

(When my husband was playing casually with some friends, they'd gig at one guy's mom's pub in Mission Hill in Boston. It was just what it sounds like. Corner neighborhood bar. Fun but not the big time)

[sainte-chapelle]

Damn Jesse

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Stephanie's laugh is the stuff of nightmares. 

Why does she act so weird and awkward? It's unsettling. 

She is weird and awkward in real life.  She play acts so much she doesn't know how to actually be with people.  I'd feel sad for her if she wasn't so off-putting.

[Hotel Snarker]

"Wanna take a bath? But first you need to take a shower."

[Suzywriter]

I cannot look at those feet.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Wow.. Fred is 32?! It's been some rough years since high school.

He looks grubby. No wonder Steph wants to scrub him down first. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He and the guys are psyched to play at the keyboard player's mother's place next weekend. 

(When my husband was playing casually with some friends, they'd gig at one guy's mom's pub in Mission Hill in Boston. It was just what it sounds like. Corner neighborhood bar. Fun but not the big time)

Right? Some of my friends are musicians in their downtime and sometimes get decent gigs but they have jobs as well. This guy seems like a gross slacker who hides behind the musician title while trolling for chicks.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I’m guessing the groupies aren’t flocking to his hotel room when the band goes on tour? Hahaha

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

She is weird and awkward in real life.  She play acts so much she doesn't know how to actually be with people.  I'd feel sad for her if she wasn't so off-putting.

I suspect spectrum issues. 

I have a coworker that is like her. I try to feel bad for her, but really, I can't stand her.

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Do me a Dubonnet.

Everybody knows Wild Irish Rose.

And don't forget the MadDog 2020!

[Suzywriter]

The Staple Singers could be the background music to rocks, and I'd want to buy some. 

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Stephanie's laugh is the stuff of nightmares. 

Why does she act so weird and awkward? It's unsettling. 

She tries to come off as easygoing but we remember her psychotic episodes in Australia.

[sainte-chapelle]

Serbian band guy would look long and hard at Fred…that is your future bud

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Right? Some of my friends are musicians in their downtime and sometimes get decent gigs but they have jobs as well. This guy seems like a gross slacker who hides behind the musician title while trolling for chicks.

and getting others to pay his bills.

[OneGuy]

It's shocking that Ed is so proud of that "I love bacon" thing draping Teddy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed is a four foot knight in shining armor. Okay.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed is on the fast track. 1st date shoot out, 2nd date meet my mom.

[Suzywriter]

I have either grown into my age or run out of patience. I hate just about all of these people. 

[OneGuy]

"Perhaps a kiss . . . on the nose . . . I mean on the lips."  Absolute hilarity Ed.

[Frozendiva]

Romeo and Juliet did not have a happily ever after.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ed is a four foot knight in shining armor. Okay.

More like a nutcracker.

[Hotel Snarker]

Little does Coyote know that the same frequency means wedding proposal on date two.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

She tries to come off as easygoing but we remember her psychotic episodes in Australia.

Remember when our Steph was so priggish and dainty she could barely bring herself to say "sexual relations", back in Australia? Now she's yapping about penises and practically humping the gearshift. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Jesus take the wheel…Romeo and Juliet is not a love story 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed doesn’t understand how lasting relationships work. And he doesn’t care to find out.

[Gobi]

"She touched my shoulder, she wants to bone!"